Step One
The light clattering sound of metal creaked; a bare skinned hand reached up and tweaked a rotating device. CLINK!
"You got it Rufus?" Ron asked.
The naked mole rat popped out of Kim's locker with enthusiastic thumbs up. Ron opened up Kim's locker and clicked on her blue computer, patching directly to Wade.
"Hey Ron, where's Kim?" Wade asked.
"Oh yeah she's suffering from not being here right now……syndrome, ha, ha" Ron nervously said.
"Do I really have to tell you it's wrong to sneak into Kim's locker?" Wade asked.
"Yes but that's not the point right now. I've got a problem and I need someone's help" Ron shrugged.
"Then ask Kim, I'm really busy and" Wade groaned.
"KIM is the problem" Ron blurted out.
Wade gasped a bit and looked at Ron's face. The boy's cheeks were flushed, his hands trembling; Ron was completely wigged out over this thing. Ron sighed as he hanged his head in sorrow.
"See, the thing is that Kim and I have been best buds for a long, long time, like LONG, long. And everything seemed fine up until our last mission" Ron said.
"What happened?" Wade asked.
"I goofed up as usual, but that wasn't the problem, the problem was it really bugged me, and it's never bugged me like this before. It's like I feel worse and worse each time I think about it and it's killing me. I'm caring about something I normally don't care about, and I think that, I think……it has to do with Kim" Ron said.
A silent pause broke the chatter between Wade and Ron. Rufus nodded to Wade as he stared up to his sullen, sour looking friend.
"Ron, are you saying what I think you're saying?" Wade asked.
"I got it bad for Kim, like Cheap Trick's I want you to want me bad. I don't know what to do, you gotta help me" Ron weakly replied.
"You're asking a kid who lives in his basement for advice on how to talk to girls?" Wade asked.
"Good point. But seriously, what am I going to do, I'm going crazy over this and it's getting nuttier by the minute. Sooner or later I'm gonna be begging her just to wink so I can fall in love with that too GAHH" Ron groaned.
Ron smacked his head loudly, trying to straighten his fragmented mind out. Wade just watched and shrugged his shoulders at this.
"Look Ron, if this is really irking you that much then I say go for it, tell her, Kim's like the nicest person in the world, I'm sure she'll understand" Wade said.
"Maybe Wade, maybe, but I don't want this to ruin our friendship. If I tell her I love her and she doesn't feel the same way, I am going to look like the world's BIGGEST ass, or worse yet, Drakken" Ron gulped.
"Wow that is pretty bad" Wade said.
Rufus sighed and patted Ron on the head. The blonde boy stared at Rufus as he sighed
"I just don't know how to tell her buddy" Ron said.
"Tell me what?" Kim asked.
Ron squealed and gasped as he saw Kim Possible was RIGHT behind him. Blushes painted Ron's face as he stumbled back against Kim's locker.
"ACK, Kim, Hi, uh, sorry, weird, just, uh" Ron stuttered.
"Ron are you okay? You don't look so good" Kim blinked.
"You have no idea KP" Ron thought to himself.
Suddenly the super spy cheerleader noticed her locker was open, she stared at Ron questioningly.
"Roooooon, why is my locker open?" Kim asked.
"Well you see, there was a lost pen, and solar winds and, BYE" Ron said, laughing nervously.
The boy bolted off in a flash before Kim could ask another question. Kim looked at Wade with confusion on her face.
"What was that all about?" Kim asked.
"You'll find out Kim" Wade said playfully.
Meanwhile back at Drakken's lair……
"Come on, you've got to be kidding me" Shego protested.
The blue skinned doctor simply shook his head, ignoring Shego's protests of using a hired bounty hunter instead of her.
"This is such a rip off, I fought her every time one of your stupid schemes went sour, I should be the one that finishes her off" Shego said.
"Forget it, I'm using this red dragon character and that's it, nothing you can do can change my mind Shego" Drakken scowled.
The green girl grabbed the doctor by his blue collar, and flared a powerful surge of green energy in her crushing hands.
"Wanna bet?" Shego hissed.
DING DONG!
"AH, oh look at that, the door bell, gotta run" Drakken squealed.
Drakken broke free of Shego's grip. The mad scientist opened the front door and stepped back as a figure emerged. The man was tall, massive, hulking in powerful, diamond like red armor plating, completely surrounding the man's body. The man's face was hidden by a helmet designed like a dragon's jaws. Above the jaws on top of the helmet were 2 diamonds for the eye pieces.
The dragon armor also had a long lock of orange hair flowing down the back of the suit, next to the black strap that held his sword. The boots had high red shingle like plats over the knees, and the shoes had dragon like claw toenails on the front of the shoe. The armor made him look like a samurai.
"Who has requested my services?" the warrior said.
The samurai's voice was incredibly dark and deeply disturbing.
"Uh me. I'm the one who ordered I mean bought, GAH, I'm the guy who wants you to kill someone for money" Drakken weakly stated.
The Red Dragon looked around the lair, his eyes hidden by his armor plated dragon mask. The masked man grunted in disgust, as if insulted by standing in such a run down lair.
"Congratulations Dr. D, you just hired the world's biggest Christmas tree ornament to kill Kim Possible" Shego said.
Red Dragon's eyes widened at that name.
"Kim Possible you say?" Red Dragon asked.
"Precisely, she's been meddling in my plans for far too long and I've had it. If you eliminate Kim Possible, I'll pay you whatever you want. Price is no option" Drakken said.
The dark haired girl gasped, shocked at how desperate Drakken is getting with this no good bounty hunter. The armored warrior scratched his metallic chin, he sounded intrigued.
"How interesting, very interesting indeed. I have long since desired to face the legendary Kim Possible in battle. For one such as her age, her reputation is remarkable. This honor will make an excellent addition to my collection of legendary bounties; I eagerly accept your hit Dr. Drakken" the Dragon said.
The blue faced doctor cackled wickedly as he rubbed his black gloved hands together. But Shego was still most displeased, her scowling eyes practically burning a hole into the hulking mass of red metal.
HIYA!
Shego screamed as she suddenly leapt at the mysterious warrior, her green energy blasts showering down all around him.
"Shego! What in blazes are you doing?" Drakken gasped.
The green and dark suited woman simply ignored Drakken. Shego smirked, flipping right behind the Red Dragon, both arms charged and aimed directly at the stone silent samurai.
"Kimmie kins is mine and no walking tin can man is gonna change that. Your going have to go through me first Santa boy" Shego said.
"Shego, stop that this instant. We have been over this, you are not" Drakken said.
"ZIP IT DR. D" Shego screamed.
"Shutting up now" Drakken gulped.
"If dragon breath is SO good then why not fight me first? I promise I'll leave a few pieces behind" Shego said.
Eyes raised curious questions as Red Dragon turned around to face the ever so aggressive, green glowing female. Shego's eagerness for combat seemed to fall on deaf ears in Dragon's case. The metallic warrior simply stared.
"So you are saying that to have the honor of defeating and killing Kim Possible in glorious combat, all I have to do is defeat you?" Red Dragon asked.
"HA, like that's gonna happen" Shego laughed.
The words however didn't accomplish their desired effect. Red Dragon started to laugh, his cold, dark, chilling voice echoing its booming sound through out Drakken's lair. Drakken gulped as he quickly hid behind the nearest chair. Shego's eyes flashed with furious fire, her fists boiling with atomic green colored energy. The Red Dragon grinned under his mask.
Shego growled "That's it, it's ouch time".
Flaring green swirls surge from Shego's hands as she leapt into the air, and dove towards Red Dragon. The armored soldier raised his right arm and blocked Shego's double handed blasts. The girl was then shoved off by the force of that very same arm, and flipped towards the other side of the room. Shego landed gracefully on her feet, and raised her hands up once more.
"The battle is over, you are defeated witch" Red Dragon said sternly.
"Defeated? Whoa, whoa, whoa, back the recap truck back a few inches. How is it over? You didn't even lay a hand on me" Shego gasped.
The warrior smirked as he revealed a thin but razor sharp, long edged blade encased in his arm's armor plating. It was cleverly concealed by dragon's wrist band. Shego suddenly heard a ripping noise around her green and black suit. The girl looked down at her waist, and a saw a thin cut across the cloth.
WHOOSH
Shego's pants dropped like a rock, baring her pale skinned body in her black panties and underwear.
"Black, how tacky" Red Dragon snarled.
"Shego (gasps wide eyed) you look so" Drakken said.
The dark haired girl glared her boiling eyes towards Drakken, her face reddened by embarrassing blushes.
"You say one word and I'll" Shego pouted.
A red metallic heel of Red Dragon's boots slammed into Shego's face. The girl was hurled across the room, smashing right into a wall at unstoppable speeds. The cowardly Dr. Drakken finally stood up, completely speechless.
"Wow……I mean that was just……wow" Drakken said.
"But that was nothing compared to what I'm going to do to Kim Possible. Her end shall not be so quick, no, it shall be slow, violent, and……excruciatingly painful" Red Dragon laughed.
"Oooh evil plan forming, details, details. What are you going to do to her first?" Drakken squeaked.
"Nothing" Dragon bluntly said.
"SAY WHAT?!?" Drakken exclaimed,
"The cunning warrior attacks neither mind nor body, wounds of the flesh can be healed. To defeat an opponent, to truly destroy your foe in each and every way imaginable, one must strike the most crucial of areas, the most delicate of places, the one place where time can never reach and never heal (removes his sword) the heart doctor, first I strike at her heart" Red Dragon said.
To be continued……