AN: omg u losers dis is just a fanfic, nothing serius && it doesnt matter if u use proper grammer or not ok? stop taking thng 2 seruosly, in frozen elsa took tings 2 seruos and look wat happned! wanna end up lik elsa did in da middle of da movie? no i dont think sooo! so its notta big deal if things r not spellt rite! oh && btw im dlesxic so dont mak fun of me and im 12 years old,(well really 11 but ill be 12 in lyk 3 wekkks) so wanna mak fun fo a disability kid? i dont think soo sodont be a dickhead plz && thank u!)

CHAPTA 2!

"hey han!" i sayd flirtily.

"hi" he replis.

den we start 2 makout...on da bridg. elsa coms up behind us angry.

"get bak in da palace u backstabbin slapper!" she orders.

"why?" i ask her.

"becuz u now days inapropate! no pda in da kindoom!" she yells, "plus he waz rily men 2 ana &&u shudnt b dating him." she grabs mi arm rel tite. we go 2 da palace w/o hans. den i pac n leave.

soo den we set out on a journey! we walked across a ice bridge dat elsa made 4 us. we walk 4 7 days and we eated fish. we wer headed 2 a place called...AMERICA! it was tiring all da way but luckily KRISTOFF was dere and he. olaf cam along wit us. he had a cloud ovar him 2 keep him cool becuz hes a snowman9( and wen snow goes into da sun or da heat it melts).

Along wit bringing Olaf wit us, kris also brought another frend wit him, it waz a friend he had had since he was a kid. It was...seven da moose! sum ppl say dat dose 2 hav sex but i tink dey r lying.

"oh my fucking god kristoff, serioisly? how long til we get dere?" elsa asked him unhappily.

"just keep on going!" he encouraged.

"cunt" olaf said thinking dat kristoff couldnt her him. wel,,... HE COULD!

"fuck you olaf!" kristoff replied/. he den went up 2 olaf, unzipped his pants, took out his winkie, and pissed on da little snowman. olaf was now yellow.

"dont eat da yellow snow!" kristoff taunted smiled.

"OMFG KRISTOFF U CANT DO TAT!" anna yelled, furiously.

"whatevs bitch" he told her.

so to get 2 our destineatoin, we first got 2 da end of da bridge. first, we landed at a place was NEW YORK CITAY!

it was so coll with da lights, even queen elsa was amazed and she is da 1 who does a lot of cool stuff wit ice and shit. den we stayed at a real fancy hotel called da ritz. elsa got her own room in da imperial suite (cuz shes a queen). kristoff and ana got a gov room. they need dere own room becuz they do "it" alot && dey r very loud. and i gottsa presidiential suite.

first we went out 2 times square! everyone waz fassinated eccept 4 me cuz i hav already seen dat stuff be4 (i lived in la be4 i moved 2 norway && meeted ana and elas) so i had mor experence. but anyways, we went out 2 a fancy restrant and got dunk on wine den we went out nd smoked hooka && weed & cigarets. wen els was drunk she lost control of her powers && she was in times quere && she FRozed da big sceen! evrybody was shocked!

"oh fuck! shit oh my fucking god! i lost control agajn!" she cried out i laughed. she den stumbled away from da scared crowd who wouldnt go near her. it was obvi dat we wouldnt be here 4 long!

denn we went 2 da hotel && packed our tingsd for da next stop! dis was gonna b a bumpy rde!

we went on a airplane, in da airpot we watched da news and saw elsa! dey we reporting on her freezing da big screen in times sqaure! we got her a brown wig so she could dis guis herself, and we made her wear urban ootfitters clothes. she was nearly unrecidgenizeable! den we got back den we realized... we wer on da video too!

we den bought wigs for da rest of us except 4 olaf cus he wasnt on da actual vid (cuz nobody cares abot him haga)he wore a wig nd disgiuse anyways cuz he is a spazz. den we went outside disgused! nobdy wud b able 2 reccodgenise os! we went on da pane, (first class OF COURSE) becuz we needed 2 get to or next destianatoin! da next destanation across da country was...CHIACgo! (dats in illinos btw)

ok so we tookk out d map dat da troll dat was old && stuff gave us. we loked onto it and we loked at da possible places dat the flaming man cud b. der wer about 5-7 places, dey wer...

1.) L.a (my homeotwn omg gooo la!)

2.) scottsdale (where mah bffle lives, love u jess!)

3.) detroit michagan (which btw is very scarey!)

4.) and dats about it. so we wud go in a jurney 2 see dese placs and try 2 find da fire man! plz stay tuned becuz i will be posting mor! tank u!

anna && jackoff went siting on da plan In da seat. Dey lyk cuddled nd stuff. Olaf && seven wer in wit luggage cuz dats wer u pot pets. we went 2 our best dessination!

so den we landed in chicageo ohare airport. It waz busy. we went they da airport && Elsa den rented a car 4 all of us wich she drived. den we droce thru chicago.

it wuz kinda kewl && stuff. Den we drove around. Den tigs started 2 get very scarcy.

we wer in da ghetto! Dere wer men ppl everywer! OMG and dey had guns.

"omfg wat is dis? Anna askdd scared ly. Kristy confronted her. Dey booth started 2 cry grately.

dem dese horrible men can out wit guns. I cud tell dat dey wanted to rob us. Den elisa. Fighted dem of.

We went happy && we cherreed!

"tank u els!" I sad hapoily.

"ur welcum!" She responded proudly.

Den we went to da hotel( whic wax rely nice btw) and got or own Roms and den went. 2 sleep.

AN: hope I guys totes liked it! I asked ma fiend 2 proffread it 4 me and se sad it wuz gud!