Still don't own anything just having some fun.

It's a couple weeks later and Quinn can no longer handle the sniffling coming from the hermit currently occupying half of her dorm room. Quinn had tried for the first few weeks to get her to go out and do stuff with them and try and get to know each other but the girl had just said no and turned back to her computer. Quinn had officially given up.

Since it's a Wednesday night, she knows Rachel will be in her dorm studying for her classes she has the next morning and practicing her singing. Quinn thinks she can handle Rachel's singing a lot better than her roommates sniffling so down to Rachel's room she goes.

Quinn was just getting settled on Jordan's bed when Rachel turned around and yells, "Don't sit there!"

"What? Why? I always sit here."

"I know…but Jordan figured out someone had been sleeping in her bed and she bitched at me for like an hour the other day. I don't know why she cares, she hardly ever uses it."

Quinn looked around the shoebox sized dorm room and got settled on Rachel's bed with some English 201 reading she had to get done. Rachel sat at the crappy little desk and finished up her Calculus. They finished up early enough that Quinn was still refusing to go back to her room so they popped in a movie and laid on Rachel's bed eating junk food.

Puck and Artie are in the middle of a kick ass Guitar Hero war when their fire alarm goes off. So they head out of the building and walk over to the girls dorms. Cuz no way is Puck hanging around outside for an hour with the weather starting to get colder when he could be bugging the girls and ogling the freshmen girls getting out of the showers at the bathrooms at the end of Rachel's hall.

Besides, Rachel always had food in her room. Like real food. All Puck and Artie had was beer and energy bars.

Puck had been over at Rachel's room once or twice before, mainly bugging the hell out of her and Quinn while they tried to get ready for football tailgates or dinners. He'd gotten into the habit of knocking once and then just flinging the door open. It always scared Rachel to death, especially when she's in "major study mode".

Puck just thinks she looks cute when she gets surprised and yells at him. Not that he would ever tell her that.

So Puck knocks once and flings the door open while Artie just stares at him and shakes his head.

"You're trying to catch her when she's changing aren't you?"

Puck doesn't even hear the question because he's too busy staring at the scene in front of him.

Rachel and Quinn. Sleeping. Together on the same bed. Talk about a dream come true…

"Holy hell… Artie…"

Puck scrambles to get out his phone to take a few pictures before the girls wake up. Artie had the good sense to at least feel a little conflicted before he pulled out his own phone and snapped a few pictures.

"Take one more picture and I will beat you with my English Literature book" Quinn blinked her eyes open as she threatened the boys.

They quickly hid their cell phones and explained about the fire alarm in the boys dorm and how they wanted food. Rachel realizes that she hasn't been to the store this week so she doesn't have anything to feed them.

"But I'm hungry. Feed me. You always feed me Rachel!" Puck has whining down to an art.

"You're just beyond useless. How in the world have you lived to be 18 if you can't even manage to feed yourself"

Artie and Quinn sense that this is about to become ugly and just as Puck opens him mouth to ask her how she managed to survive to 18 being as short as she is when Artie suggests they just go down to one of the bars still open and serving food just off campus.

Quinn convinces Rachel it's a good idea because it's only 10 pm and of course they will be back at a decent hour for her to wake up for her 9 am class.

They end up at a bar with $8 liquor pitchers and $1 hamburgers and the next morning is the first time Rachel Berry misses a class. She blames Noah.

The next Friday night there's a party that Quinn and Rachel are getting ready to go to when there's a quick knock and then Rachel's door is flung open.

Rachel just rolls her eyes and asks what Noah wants. He and Artie were going to see if the girls wanted to go hear some band sing across Campus but as he eyes the girls he gets the distinct feeling that they already have plans. Without them. And this is a feeling that does not sit well with him.

"And just where do you two think you're going dressed like that?"

"House party some guys invited us to…and dressed like what exactly?"

"Do you even know these guys? You're going to put on a jacket or a sweater right?"

"I know one of them from Calculus and he invited me and said I should bring a friend. No I'm not putting on a sweater over my pretty new halter top "

"What's his name? You need to put on more clothes."

"Michael. And no."

"What's his last name. And yes."

"I don't know! What's with the third degree?"

"Ok you are not going to a party dressed like that with guys you don't even know!"

"Dressed like WHAT exactly?"

Quinn and Artie know that this argument has taken a turn that cannot possibly end well for Puck. However, they aren't going to touch it with a ten foot pole. Instead, Artie looks at Quinn and tells her he thinks she looks beautiful and in no way does she look dressed like a whore (which is what Puck is currently trying to imply to Rachel in slightly more delicate terms. "I didn't say you look like a prostitute I just think you should be wearing more clothing when around guys you don't even know!" Rachel is now yelling back "For the love of God it's jeans and a halter top. What do you want me to put on?")

Quinn can't figure out why shes blushing at Artie's compliment so she tries to distract him from noticing her blush by telling him about the party and the guys and how she's just going to help out Rachel since Rachel has had a crush on the guy who asked her for a few weeks now. And then the words are out of her mouth before she can stop them "You should come too".

Before Artie can answer Puck swoops in and says that they'd love to come and Rachel is glaring at Quinn for inviting Artie because OF COURSE that means Puck has to come too.

They've been at the party for a half hour and the girls are less than impressed. The guy who invited Rachel is nowhere to be seen and the house is packed with people and alcohol and that means that nobody looks down when they walk so most of the people don't even see Rachel and she's just getting trampled. Quinn's hanging to the side with Artie when Rachel finally makes it back over to them after getting everybody some drinks.

Puck had taken off after a hot girl he swears is in one of his classes and they hadn't seen him in awhile. Rachel does not like the feeling she has in her stomach when she thinks about what that means.

It's Quinns turn to go get the drinks this time and on her way to the keg she gets waylaid by a very drunk frat boy. A very drunk and handsy frat boy who is trying to convince her to dance with him. At first Quinn had tried to politely decline and then sidestep him but he wasn't leaving her alone and she was starting to get annoyed.

While Puck was talking to The Hot Girl from his Psych 101 class (he thinks her name is Mandy but he can't remember. And now that he's standing up close and trying to have a conversation with her he thinks that she is too tall and wears too much make up and her hair is too blonde. So maybe he'll have to change her name from The Hot Girl from Psych 101 to The Kind of Good Looking From Far Away Girl from Psych 101.) he's been keeping his eye on the girls. Because when they look as hot as they currently do, then absolutely no good can come from it.

(And yes he'd tried this argument on the way over, but Rachel had pointed out that if Puck didn't know Quinn and Rachel already then he would have thought they were hot and would be hitting on them as soon as he saw them. Puck couldn't agree with this mainly because he was well aware of how good looking both of the girls were so he just stopped talking.)

He figures that as long as they're with Artie they can't get into too much trouble. But then Quinn had gotten stuck with that fratastic looking douche and he can tell that she's not interested and just wants him to leave her alone. He's kind of surprised she hasn't taken out the bitch claws yet but apparently she has decided to be slightly nicer in college than she was in high school. Puck does not expect this trait in her personality to last for too much longer.

Puck leaves Mandy? Mendi? Whatever he leaves her standing there and makes his way over to Quinn. Since he knows Rachel wouldn't approve of any violent measures to get rid of the Frat Douchebag he just smirks evilly and thinks of a more fun way to get rid of him.

Rachel and Artie have agreed that the smirk on Puck's face can't mean anything good for Quinn. Rachel's just happy to have found him again and relieved to see that he hasn't been sucking face with the hot girl he ditched them for earlier. At least he doesn't look like he's been kissing anyone. Not that she would care or anything she tells herself.

Quinn hadn't realized that Puck was next to her until she felt the weight from his arm around her shoulder as he pulls her in closer to his body.

"Hey baby I've been looking for you everywhere" Puck smiles as he talks and stares at Quinn. Quinn is just looking at him in confusion when the Frat Douchebag asks just who the hell he thinks he is. Puck just smirks and turns to Fratboy and says, "I'm her babydaddy".

Puck can literally feel Quinn glaring at him as he keeps his eyes on Frat Douchebag. Out of the corner of his eye he can also see Artie and Rachel looking on in horror. They're also placing bets on whether or not Quinn is going to just slap him (Artie's bet) or slap him AND knee him in the balls (Rachel's bet).

Now on the one hand, Quinn knows she should be pissed with Puck for saying this. She doesn't really want anyone at Ohio State to know about her past. Not because she's ashamed that she had a baby in high school, just because she figured it wasn't anyone else's business.

But on the other hand, this guy had been bugging her for the last 15 minutes and she's pretty sure he's not going to remember any of this conversation in the morning. And Pucks answer had shut him up extremely quickly and all she wanted to do was go back to where Rachel and Artie were. So she turned back to the guy and smiled and nodded and then laughed when he ran away.

Once they get back to the wall it's quickly decided to leave the party. It's when they are walking back on the street towards Campus that Quinn turns to Puck and punches him as hard as she can in his arm.

"What the hell is that for" Puck yells as he grabs onto his arm. Who knew cheerleaders could hit so hard?! He's pretty sure he's going to have a huge bruise on his arm tomorrow. And that's saying something because have you seen these guns?

"That was payback. That was your one chance to EVER call yourself my babydaddy EVER AGAIN. But thank you for helping in your own weird way" and Quinn continues to walk back to the dorms ahead of them. Puck is still recovering from the hit his shoulder just took and Artie is laughing so hard he can't wheel himself and Rachel is using Artie's wheelchair to hold herself up because she's in hysterics over the whole thing. She only wishes she had the encounter on video.

Once everyone recovers they decide that frat parties might not be their thing. But the girls look too pretty to go spend another night in the dorms and the guys haven't drunk enough beer for it to be considered a successful Friday night so they head back over to the bar where the management is lax about checking ID's and when they do check, they all have decent enough fakes to be let in. Once they get there they realize it's karaoke night. Score.

Maybe its because Puck was feeling slightly guilty towards Quinn about the whole "baby daddy" thing or maybe its because Quinn has decided he hasn't been punished enough for his behavior but when they dare him to go up and sing a Justin Bieber song he agrees. And tells them he'll look badass doing it too.

It's only when he's on stage getting ready to sing a Justin Bieber song that he starts to regret his idea. But he is extremely grateful for the group of drunk sorority girls up by the stage that he's pretty sure is going to get him through this.

Once the first strands of the song start up and the drunk girls realize it's their favorite teen idol he's going to have his pick of ladies to take home with him. Or to her place since he shares a room with Artie and hello awkward he is not about to bring a girl back there when someone else is in the room. And it has been awhile…he hasn't hooked up with anyone since college started. Which is weird. And hopefully going to change tonight.

But once he's up there singing and looking at the girls he realizes that he doesn't have the urge to hook up with drunken sorority girls…he'd rather be having more fun with Rachel. And Quinn and Artie too he quickly thinks.

It's near the end of the song and he looks at his friends table off to the side where Rachel and Quinn are holding up lighters and laughing at his ridiculously awesome dance moves that he realizes just how happy they look. And how Rachel singing along with him as he sings is adorable. So he winks at her from the stage as the song finishes and watches as her cheeks turn pink and her eyes light up.

By the time they've all had their turns singing (solos, duets and group songs. They pretty much owned the stage tonight) its nearing 3am. They're all more than a little tipsy so when they get to the girls dorm and see the hundreds of girls standing outside in their pajamas they realize that the fire alarm must have gone off again. And since they don't see the trucks yet they know it will be awhile before Quinn and Rachel can get to their rooms

Artie offers them to come back and watch movies in their dorm for the rest of the night. It ends up being one of those nights where no one goes to sleep and instead they keep drinking and laughing and watching movies until the sun comes up and the girls stumble home to sleep it off.

When Puck wakes up that night and sees that he has 52 new posts on his Facebook he is confused. And then he can't stop laughing when he realizes that the girls had captured his Justin Bieber imitation and had put it up on Facebook before they fell asleep. And now everyone he knows at home and at school have seen it. Fuck.