Hello everyone, I would like to thank my friend, Koalalover121 for some of his Truth and Dares. Reviews please… Ooops, almost forgot. Thanks for the reviews. Kay, some shout outs.
Akako Hama: I like your ideas. Maybe I can put it in this chapter.
GodOfUnity: I like it, but I know you can do better.
Leopardlover1002: No, too violent, I really hate putting violence in my stories.
robinbid123: Yeah, and there's more to come. So stick around.
BroadwayFanGirl91: Thanks. I like the Ferb part
Random Voice: Hello and welcome to Truth or Dare with P n' F, and here's your talkative host, Phineferb-inator1618.
PFI1618: (Comes out of the curtain.) Again with the talkative! (Clears his throat.) Hello everyone! Welcome back to my own TV show, Truth or Dare with P n' F. And I am still your handsome host for this evening, Phineferb-inator1618. (Long pause) But you can call me PFI1618!
(Audience cheers)
PFI1618: Ok, to start out our show, let me call our staff, here's Johnny, our camera man, and also handling the sound system, Johnny's Punk-rock friends!
(Audience cheers)
PFI1618: But let's not forget our own security man, Heinz Doofenlong
(Audience cheers)
(Heinz pops out of the curtain) Heinz: What! Doofenlong! It is Doofenshmirtz! Not Doofenlong!
(Audience laughs)
Heinz: That's it, I QUIT!
PFI1618: Well, you can't, because if you don't, I will call security and tell them that you des-
Heinz: Wait! Wait! Don't tell them! Please, I won't quit.
PFI1618: Ahhh, the wonders of blackmail. Well, let's start. We'll begin by showing you the video of Candace with her dare yesterday.
(Show's a video of Candace in her bedroom, talking to her Jeremy sculpture, and then doing yoga. Then, the screen goes black and large text appear saying *Five Minutes Later…* then the screen goes back to Candace, now sitting in a corner, shivering and saying "I can't do it". Then fast forwards. Candace still in the corner, shivering.)
PFI1618: Congratulations Candace! Everybody give a round of applause for Candace.
(Audience clapping sarcastically)
PFI1618: Wow, tough crowd.
Candace: Tell me about it!
PFI1618: Since when did you get onstage?
Candace: Since now.
PFI1618: How?
Candace: I used one of the inventions of Phineas and Ferb.
PFI1618: Freaky. Well, since you're here now, why don't we just start with you.
Candace: Bring it on.
PFI1618: I dare you to call Stacy and tell her that she's ugly.
Candace: What? No! No! No!
PFI1618: You won't do it?
Candace: No!
PFI1618: Fine. Everyone… Get ready for the PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!
(Audience cheers while Candace gets thrown in the face with pies)
Candace: Owwwww. I think I'm gonna be sick
PFI1618: Candace everybody.
Audience: Wohoooo go Candace!
(Candace leaves the stage)
PFI1618: And now. Help me welcome, the hot British kid, Ferb.
(Ferb gets onstage and sits in a chair.)
Girls: Ahhhh, he's so hot!
PFI1618: How are you buddy?
Ferb: Fine, thank you!
Irving: (Screams like a girl) Go Ferb
PFI1618: Umm. Doof, how is Irving able to scream like a girl? I thought you already zapped him?
Heinz: Wait a minute, just gonna check something. (Opens a door in the side of the Stop-Screaming-Like-A-Girl-Inator.) Apparently, the effect of the machine is temporary.
PFI1618: Well, fix it!
Heinz: Okay, okay, just a minute. (Rewires the Stop-Screaming-Like-A-Girl-Inator.) Now, face the wrath of my Permanently-Stop-Screaming-Like-A-Girl-Inator.
PFI1618: Wow, longer but cooler name. Nice touch.
(Zzzzttttttt)
Heinz: Done.
PFI1618: Thanks Dr. D. Okay, let's proceed. Ferb, we've got a dare request from broadwayfangirl91.
Ferb: Okay.
PFI1618: broadwayfangirl91 dares you to moonwalk across the ceiling.
Ferb: Finally, something worth practicing for.
PFI1618: You've been practicing?
Ferb: Yes, yes I am.
PFI1618: Well, bring it on.
Ferb: With pleasure. (Moonwalks to the wall, then to the ceiling, finally landing with a perfect split.)
PFI1618: Wow. I'm impressed. Ferb Everybody!
(Audience cheers)
PFI1618: And now, please welcome Phineas and Perry.
(Audience cheers for him and Perry)
PFI1618: Okay Phineas we've got a dare from Akako Hama, you ready?
Phineas: Better than ready.
PFI1618:Phineas, Akako Hama dares you to teach perry how to walk.
Phineas: Okay. Perry, stand (Perry stands up) Now, go slowly towards me (Perry walks to Phineas then stumbles.) Good boy.
PFI1618: Awwww, that's so cute. Kay, Perry, we also have a dare for you. It's also from Akako Hama, but before that, Doof?
Heinz: Behold the Translate-Any-Language-Inator!
Phineas: Hey, Ferb, come look at this, it looks like our animal translator.
Ferb: Yes, yes it does.
PFI1618: Perry, we dare you to put on your fedora and dance your theme song, the extended version in front of the whole Flynn-Fletcher family
Perry: What!
PFI1618: Carl!
Carl: Yes sir! (Turns on a sound system and Perry dances)
PFI1618: Nice. Go Perry!
Phineas: Ho-ho-how did he do that?
PFI1618:Before I answer that question, Akako Hama has a truth for you.
Phineas: O-o-okay
PFI1618: How do you think of Perry's own theme song?
Phineas: Speechless.
PFI1618: Okay, Doof!
Heinz: Okay. (Fires the Amnesia-Inator)
Phineas: What happened?
PFI1618: You just completed both yours and Perry's dare. Phineas and Perry Everyone!
(Audience cheers)
PFI1618: And now, the final guest for the evening, Vanessa!
(Vanessa walks onstage and sits down)
Vanessa: How are you doing?
PFI1618: Fine, thank you. Alright, Vanessa we have 2 dares for you. First, we dare you to kiss Ferb again.
(Ferb blushes)
Vanessa: What do you mean by again?
PFI1618: Well, remember when you were in the super mall, trying to get the Pizzazium Infinionite.
Carl: Yeah, remember the episode Vanessassary Roughness.
Major Monogram: Carl! What did I tell you about breaking the fourth wall!
PFI1618: Moving on, Vanessa?
Vanessa: Fine. Ferb, can you come here for a second.
(Ferb gets onstage and gets kissed by Vanessa, blushing in the process)
PFI1618: Well, let's move on to the second dare. We dare you to wear Candace's clothes for the rest of the week.
Vanessa: What, that red and white dress?
PFI1618: Yes. Doof!
Heinz: Okay. Hold still Vanessa while I fire the Dress-Like-Candace-Inator. (Zzzzztttt)
PFI1618:Well, that's settled. Thank you for watching.
That settles our second episode...
Stay tuned and reviews please...