Okay, here's chapter 2. Sorry about the page break thing in Ch. 1, I didn't realize they wouldn't show up.
And this story has been completely re-vamped thanks to my friend kitkat11. She's a brilliant author, so if you watch House, go read her stories.
This story will still end up Tate, but it will change in the middle, as you will see later. DO NOT BE ALARMED. This is now a bit of a really random parody thing. It has gone beyond the simple "humor" category. They really need a genre choice of "weird," "odd," or "random."
Alright, on with the story:
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Tony and Kate sat there fidgeting while House played his Nintendo DS.
Tony coughed. "ahem."
Why couldn't people just be quiet when House was trying to play his games? They always interrupted him and made him fall off a cliff.
"What!?!" House asked/yelled.
"Um, aren't you, you know, supposed to be examining Tony?" asked Kate.
House just glared and continued playing his game. He hated clinic duty. Eventually he beat the level he was playing and took Tony's blood.
"Ow!" yelped Tony.
"Oh, don't be such a baby. It's just like a little pinch. Besides, you have really bad circulation," House said as he squeezed Tony's finger to try and get more blood out.
Eventually he got all the blood he needed and limped out to give the blood to the proper testing authorities.
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House dropped the blood off and then decided to sneak off to try and catch the end of his soap opera.
After a little while, the testing people finished testing Tony's blood for whatever they're supposed to test it for (I'm not a doctor, I don't know these things), and, as they could not find Dr. House, gave the chart to Dr. Cameron.
Cameron looked at the chart, and was surprised by what she saw. She walked towards the examining room to give the bad news to Mr. DiNozzo.
As she walked, she saw through the glass walls (why do they have glass walls in a hospital anyways?) Tony and Kate bantering about various things and Kate playfully whacking Tony on the shoulder.
Cameron was upset by this.
She walked into the room and Tony and Kate looked up. This did not look good. The doctor had a frown on her face.
"What's wrong?" asked Kate.
"Mr. DiNozzo, I'm afraid you have insert deadly disease here .
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Hehehe. Cliffhanger. It hasn't gotten too terribly random yet, but be warned, it will get much random-er in the future. I really didn't think I'd get this done this weekend like I was hoping to, but I did, so yeah.