Spy Guy: Wow this took a long time to update. Sorry all you peeps, this didn't even top 1000 words, but I'm in a muisical right now, and...battle scenes are hard, so I've been a little bit leinent. or lazy. I was sleep drprived for crying out loud. So, here is the shortest chapter I've ever written. Sorry again.

And I don't have time for shout outs right now, I have another performance in an hour, and my hair's in curlers, and Wel...gotta get this up, cause I don't want to lose you guys.

So sorry again.

But, there's a one shot it my one shot thing called Kudamon Vs. the telemarketer. It's about those timehares that that lady wanted him to buy and what he said when he talked about the wall. Thought it was funny, so I wrote it. Hope you like it. :)

Disclaimer: Don't owny

"I hate robotics." Tucker groaned, flipping madly through a sketchbook in his hands. He was sitting on his bed, looking through various splotchy designs for robotic parts.

"This final is crazy. We haven't learned enough to make actual robots."

Kapurimon turned away from on of the boy's old PDA's and asked,

"What are you having trouble with?"

"Designs." Tucker sighed. "I can't draw worth crap. They all look like...nothing."

The puff ball hopped onto the bed, and peeked at the book.

"Whoa…" He gasped. "What's that supposed to be?"

"An arm." Tucker replied crossly.

"Oh…" Kapurimon said. "I thought…oh…"

The boy's eyes turned to slits.

"Why does my digimon have to be a perve?" He asked.

"It's not my fault you can't draw an arm properly. Give me the stupid pencil!"

"What are you doing to do with it?!" Tucker shouted. "You don't have any hands!"

The puff ball growled, and bit his partner on the hand, picking the pencil up in his mouth as it dropped. He then took a scrap piece of paper, and started drawing on it. Tucker watched in amazement as he went, making expert lines on the page.

"Now that, is an arm." Kapurimon announced, spitting the pencil onto the bed.

The boy took the paper in his hands, smiling as he stared at the picture.

"Wow…you are good. Can you help me with the rest?"

"Sure." The puff ball smiled. "After Stargate's over."

A creature crouched on the roof next to Fentonworks. His eyes scanned the windows, seemingly looking for something.

His beaked face twisted into a sinister grin as he spotted the one he was looking for.

Then , with a skilled leap, he jumped…

Broken glass went everywhere as the creature landed. Danny's eyes opened with a start. His head snapped to the direction the noise came from. Standing there was a tall black creature with wings coming from his back. His head was covered in a dark birdlike mask and underneath, the boy could see sharp pointed teeth.

"My name is Karatenmon." The digimon snarled, advancing on the boy, holding a long wooden pole in his hands. He raised his staff above his head, and swung it down at his prey. Danny, though still groggy, managed to roll out of the way, hitting the ground with a thud. The digimon snarled, leaping onto the bed and swinging out at the boy once more. The staff caught Danny in the shoulder, knocking him aside. He cried out in pain, struggling to his feet, and charging up a weak ecto blast. It dissipated as Karatenmon forced the boy against the wall, placing the staff over his neck.

"So you're the Phantom boy, eh?" He snarled. "There's word of you all over the digital world. All the pain you caused. Some of those digimon you froze died. Couldn't take it."

Danny yelped as the staff pressed closer, cutting off some of his air.

"I was hired by them to get rid of you." The digimon continued. "Wisemon helped me to get here. In just a few moments, you'll be no more. I'll take your body to Wisemon, and the deaths of all those innocent digimon will be avenged."

"You don't know what you're doing." Danny rasped.

"Yes I do. I finish my jobs Phantom. This one was particularly easy."

Suddenly the computer screen in the corner of the room glowed blue, and a blur jumped from it, landing behind Karatenmon, and firing a blast at him. The digimon cried out, turning his attention from his prey. Danny slumped against the wall quickly losing consciousness…

"Danny? Are you ok?" Asked a timid voice. Danny groaned, but didn't open his eyes. His head was pounding. He just wanted to sleep forever.

"I know how to wake him up." Said another voice.

The boy yelped, as a rough tongue dragged itself across his cheek.

"Eww!" He shouted, opening his eyes, only to be greeted by the yellow ones of Gatomon.

"Wha?" Danny mumbled, looking around. He spotted Jazz standing over him, a worried look on her face.

"Are you ok?" She asked once more.

"I think so." The boy slurred. "What happened?"

"There was a digimon." Jazz replied. "He tried going after you."

"I remember that." Danny whispered. "He was going to kill me."

Jazz nodded gravely.

"But," Gatomon continued. "Somehow a digital gate opened, and Gabumon came out."

"Gabumon?" Danny asked, looking over. He spotted Tsunomon sitting not too far away near the computer.

"Hey." The puff ball smiled. "Thought you could use some help."

"How?" The boy asked, turning to the cat.

"Not sure." She replied, shrugging her shoulders. "Sometimes digital gates open spontaneously. That's how the first digidestined got to the digital world. One moment they were at camp, and the next, they were somewhere else. That's how it works."

"Tsunomon saved you." Jazz grinned. "If it weren't for him, we never would've known. Mom and dad are out, and I was listening to music. I couldn't hear a thing."

"Thanks buddy." Danny smiled, turning to the puff ball. "You saved me again."

"I'm your partner." Tsunomon replied. "It's my job."

"Thanks."

"Dani." He whispered. "It's time to get up."

"I don't want to." She grumbled.

"The last thing we need to get is caught." The dog replied, getting up and stretching. His teeth flashed in the dim light as he yawned.

"Yeah." The girl sighed, getting up. "I wish we could sleep longer though."

"Maybe someday, like when we find your friend. You said he was nearby. Maybe he'll take us in."

"I think so." Dani smiled. "We won't even have to tell him you're a digimon. He'll never have to even know!"

The girl laughed, and Dobermon smiled.

It sounded like Alice's laugh.

That rare sound, that he heard only once before…

He didn't like to think of it.

Dani spotted a ball lying nearby, and ran to get it. She held the rubber red sphere in her hands.

"Do you know how to fetch?" She asked.

"Fetch?" The dog said, cocking his head.

"Yeah." Dani smiled. "I throw the ball, and you bring it back."

"Sounds boring."

"No it's not." The girl laughed. "Just try it!" She threw the ball a good long length, and Dobermon's canine programming took over instantly. His muscles tensed and he leapt into the air, grabbing the ball in his teeth, and bringing it back to the girl.

"That was fun." He panted, his tongue hanging out. "Throw it again."

Dani grinned, and sent the red orb flying.

Spy Guy: Sorry it's so short. I'll be writing more now that I'm almost done with drama. Now...on to finishing Freedom's curse...(Shudder.) It's starting to annoy me. Can't wait til the sequal.