Chapter 2: Be treated as a lady, but act like…well you get the point

Well…Chapter two is up! Mario and Luigi STILL won't tell Princess Daisy about the Chaos Hearts, The Dark Prognatious, Count Bleck, oh and the fact that Luigi was—oh yeah, you guys aren't supposed to know! [Although you probably do if you played SPM] Did I mention this is my first fan fiction?

Like I said before, I don't own any of these characters. They all belong to NINTENDO!!! :D

"OOMF!" I just got finished with a wild ride through the warp pipe, but my landing wasn't planned correctly. I was sprawled out on the dirt face-down, dust getting all over my dress. Dammit…just great. I got to my feet, brushed myself off, and started to walk towards the Mario Bros.' house. I was a bit shaken by my crash-landing, but I was ok. I looked up the road to see a small house. There they are I thought to myself. As I got closer, I started to hear yelling and cursing. But that wasn't near as shocking as what I saw. Green and red lights of energy and fire lit up the back yard. I stopped to stare at the display, wondering what might be going on. At first, I thought someone might be in trouble, but then I calmed down. They're Brawling! Awesome! I started to run towards the back yard gates. I peeked over the gate to get a closer look at the fight.

"GODDAMMIT, LUIGI!!"

"I GOT YOU GOOD, DIDN'T I?!"

"SHUT UP!!" A flash of red fire zoomed towards the left of the house.

"YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUS—GAHHH!!!" I heard Luigi yelling in pain as whatever Mario used against him.

"YEAH!! HAHAHAAA!!" Mario yelled his victory cry as he ran towards his ailing brother.

"Take THIS!" Luigi generated a green fire ball and aimed it at Mario's face. "Oh Yea!"

"Mama F*cker!!" Mario cursed, "Don't do that!!" Mario delivered a punch to Luigi's stomach, but Luigi returned the punch to the face. Then a kick, and another kick, then another punch, then a slap across the kisser..

"YO, GUYS!" Mario and Luigi looked up from their fight.

"Daisy?!" Mario smiled and let go of his brother's overalls, but Luigi's face turned redder than his brother's hat with a signature "M". I was surprised that the hat hasn't fallen off his head like Luigi's did. Mario dusted himself off and helped his brother to his feet. " Sorry, we didn't see you there."

"No prob. Awesome Brawl, guys!" I smiled, secretly wishing that I could Brawl, but my parents forbid that I do. I can't wait till I can run my own life, then I'd be fighting against Peach all day. I grinned at the thought. "Sorry if I interrupted y'all though.."

"It's ok," said Mario, "I would've beaten Weegee anyways—"

"No you wouldn't!" laughed the younger of the two. "Hell, if the fight lasted longer, your ass would have a poison flower sticking out of the top of your head!"

"Oh, take-a me on an acid trip, eh?" Mario sneered,"..are you-a gonna dance for me and the Princess here, too?"

"Whatever! It's effective and that's all that matters..I have you to thank anyways."

"Exactly!" the red plumber said, ending the argument with the last word. Sibling rivalry is funny as hell.

"Daisy, can you grab Luigi and me a Shroom Shake? It's in the fridge."

"Bro, that's not really respectful, asking a Princess to—"

"Luigi, it's cool, I need one too, actually." I said, once again cutting him off like in my frequent daydreams. "Yeah, I had a rough landing when I got here, stupid warp pipe…" I looked at a bruise that I've gotten when I fell on my arm, but I never noticed it till now.

"Are you ok?" Luigi rushed over to my side and rubbed my arm. He realized what he was doing and then quickly took his hands away and started to shyly rub his right arm. "..Sorry, Daisy..." he mumbled. I giggled and I ran inside the back door to grab three Shroom Shakes. When I came back, the brothers were resting on the back porch.

"Here ya go, guys." I called. I handed them their shakes and started to sip on my own, the bruise went away and I felt refreshed. Mario and Luigi let out a relieved sigh.

"So, how come you're here in the Mushroom Kingdom, Daisy?" asked Mario. This was my chance.

" To get away from my parents. Ugh, they're driving me crazy! They keep asking me questions about you're last quest and, well I don't know much about it besides that it involved an evil jester and a book called the Dark…well, I don't even know the full name to THAT! So..I was wondering if you guys could—"

"Hey! Let's play Wii Tennis!" a pale Luigi said, quickly changing the subject.

"Good idea, Bro!" replied Mario. I raised an eyebrow and ,once again, my hopes of finding out the information sank. But..I had one last chance.

"Wii Tennis is two-player only, Luigi..." I said.

"Umm…we could play bowling instead! That goes up to four players..well..of course it's just three players..you, me, and Mario. But still, let's just play bowling, ok?"

"Yeah, Daisy, let's just play bowling" agreed the older of the two. They aren't gonna give up, are they? I thought to myself. Well…it's gotta be something big if they keep avoiding the subject. "Ok fine.."

We walked inside and Luigi turned on the t.v , then the Wii, then the three Wii remotes sitting on the coffee table in the front room. I haven't visited their house in a long time. Inside their living room was two couches, a bookshelf filled with pictures of their family back in a world where I've never seen, and many awards from different events. Like the Olympics where he and a creature from another dimension competed for the gold. And, as always, they won. "Are you ready, Princess?"

"I don't have a Mii."

"Oh, yeah..." I quickly made a Mii and we played bowling. And Mario was the winner of the game with a perfect game of twelve strikes in a row. I was second with nine , and Luigi with six.

"I bet I can beat you at tennis!" Luigi said.

"Bring it!"

"Oh I will…"*** I laughed at this scenario. And, as I said before, sibling rivalry is funny as hell. Mario got to his feet and started fishing for tennis rackets inside his gear closet next to the kitchen, Luigi was looking at him confused. He shrugged his shoulders and started flipping the screen to the tennis games.
"You meant Wii tennis?"
"Yeah…I meant WII Tennis. And besides, it's raining outside. We can't go out and do a match if we wanted to…unless you want to get struck by lightning."

"Ok then, Weegee…toss me the remote." The Mario Bros. played tennis for what seemed like an hour. I was about to drift into another dream when Luigi put down his remote. Mario called a draw a few seconds earlier. "Ok, you win…huff…you win." Mario and Luigi were sweating at the brow and clearly had a workout. All that from swinging around a control? Wow… Suddenly, the ringing of a timer went off in the kitchen.

"Cool, Dinner's ready."

"What'd you make?"

"Spaghetti." Luigi smiled at the word. If he could marry the saucy food, he would. But then again, he might marry me first. We walked to the kitchen and sat down at the table. But then, the house phone rang.

"I'll get it," sighed Mario. He walked to the phone attached to the wall.

"Soo….what's been going on?" I turned to face Luigi, trying to start a conversation.

"Erm..nothing much, just the usual, you know?"

Gotcha, Luigi..now, just to ease myself in for the kill

"Well…that's cool—"
"Luigi? Princess Daisy?" We looked up at Mario, who had a worried look on his face. "Bad news. I just got a call from Toadsworth. He said that a pretty bad storm is heading our way, and we need to stay indoors. Daisy won't be able to get home tonight.
Luigi and I exchanged looks which didn't say Oh No or YES!

"We have a guest room, you know."

"Oh yeah! Daisy, I hope it's not a problem that you need to spend the night—"

"I would be delighted to, Mario." I said. I mean, I didn't have a choice anyway. Spend the night with the brothers or get drenched with water. I didn't even need to be asked twice.

We ate the spaghetti and meatballs without much conversation. After we were finished, I loaded the dishes into the dishwasher and went into the front room alone. I took a shower got dressed in Luigi's sleepwear [Mario's was too big on me], and I went into the guest room. Just when I was going to bed, Luigi came into the room.

"Hi, Daisy."
"Hey, Luigi…thanks again…"
"For what?" Oh shit. That dream wasn't real, Daisy!
"F-for letting me sleep in your clothes…" I said quickly.
"Y—you're welcome, Princess."
There was a long awkward silence after that.

"Umm..good night…I-I just came in to check on you.." Luigi blushed

"Thanks…and good night..Weegee," I chuckled. Using his nickname only made him turn even redder. He left the room, closing the door behind him, and I closed my eyes, silently drifting off to who-knows-where.

***= I watched a Flipnote and a scenario like that occurred in there. Just wanted to let you know that idea wasn't mine. I'll be uploading Chapter 3 soon! :D