A HARRY POTTER CHRISTMAS CAROL!

CHAPTER 2: THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT (or whatever it was).

Severus had just got back to sleep. Suddenly, he woke up. A guy he recognized all too well was leaning over his bed.
"What the hell are you doing here, Sirius?" He demanded, sitting up.
"I'm not Sirius anymore. I'm the ghost of Christmas Present." Sirius said.
"Oh yeah. The Ghost of Christmas Past said something about some more ghosts. So where are we going now? Wait a minute! I forgot I hate you! Get out of my room!" Snape yelled.
"No can do, dummy. I can't leave till I've done my job." Sirius said,
"Fine, fine! Lets go and get this other with!" Snape jumped out of bed and pulled on a coat.
Sirius took hold of his arm.
"Don't touch me." Snape said as the room began to spin.
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Snape and Sirius were standing in Dumbledore's quarters. He was sadly packing his bags, getting ready for his island vacation.
"Why are we here?" Snape demanded.
"This is supposed to show you what you horrible attitude does to people." Sirius told him.
Snape turned his attention to Dumbledore.
"Am I supposed to be hearing something or something?" He asked.
"Oh, yeah." Sirius snapped his fingers and suddenly they could hear Dumbledore's thoughts.
"God, I can't WAIT to get out of this place! The beach is where I belong, with the water, the girls, and the beach parties! PARRRRTY! I'M GONNA PARRRRTY! YEAH BABY!" Dumbledore started doing a little dance that, to tell the truth, really freaked Snape out.
"I just wish Severus could be happier. It's Christmas, for goodness sake! If only there was something I could do to make him a happier person!" Dumbledore shook his head sadly.
"Ya see? People WANT you to be happy! Your Scroogeyness makes everyone else depressed!" Sirius said angrily.
"That's just Dumbledore, he likes everyone." Snape said.
"Fine, lets look some where else." Sirius snapped his fingers and they were suddenly in Mcgonagal's room.
"Listen here." Sirius instructed.
" It's such a lovely Christmas Eve. I only wish I could go with Albus! I wonder what Severus is doing...If only he would cheer up, he's so depressing! It's so sad that someone could be so unhappy at Christmas!"
"Now do you get it?" Sirius demanded.
"I don't care, Minerva is always like that too!" Snape insisted.
"URRRGGGGG! That's it, you idiot! This better convince you!" Sirius snapped his fingers again.
This time they were in Harry's room.
"Oh, this is gonna be good." Snape said, crossing his arms.
"You shush!" Sirius said.
"I hope I get lots of stuff! I really want that thing for my Firebolt! That thing is so cool! Hmm, I wonder if Snape gets anything for Christmas. Maybe that's why he's such a Scrooge, because no body cares enough to get him stuff. That's sad. No body should be without material objects on CHRISTMAS! I wish I could get him something, but that would be weird."
"Now please tell me you see!" Sirius begged.
"I can't believe Potter thinks that!" Snape said.
"Yeah, he does. Now lets go back." With a snap! they were back in Snape's room.
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"Wow, this has been really weird." Snape said getting back into bed.
"And it's about to get weirder." Sirius said.
"Huh?"
"I want you to have a merry Christmas, too! And I'm your worst enemy!"
"Wow, that's really nice of you, Sirius!" Snape said, a little shocked.
"Now come 'ere, buddy!" Sirius dove on him, trying to hug him.
"No! NOOOO! GET OFF ME YOU FREAK!" Snape screamed.
With a poof! Sirius disappeared.

END OF CHAPTER 2.

END NOTES: Hmm, shorter and not as funny as the other chapter, but oh well! Please review!