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Neji's Dream

Chapter Two: Much screaming is to be done!

"NEJI!"

Neji opened his eyes VERY slowly. And guess who was standing there?

"My name is Harry Potter!"

Kankurou stood there with a very large lightning shaped scar painted on his forehead.

"My name is Ron Weasel!" Gaara was beside him, and beside him was Temari…with a huge book. "My name is Hermione Granger!"

Neji screamed. He hated Harry Potter.

"I AM GOING TO WHACK YOU WITH MY HUMONGOUS BOOK NOW!" Temari hit him with her book, and he was smacked into another dimension beyond space and time.

He landed. He looked around, and then stood up with difficulty. It was as if…he was being restrained. He looked down. He was wearing a gown. A very dark red gown with wine stains on it. He screamed.

"MWAHAHAHAHA!" Tenten emerged out of nowhere wearing a very bad Dracula costume. "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR VLOOD!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Neji screamed.

"GIVE ME BACK MY RED DRESS YOU FREAKAZOID!" Ino charged onstage, with two very LARGE KNIVES. Neji screamed and began to run around the best he could. "YOU DRINK WINE! AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Then he stopped and turned around. Ino was wearing a Chinese dress, a blue one, and had her hair tied up in two buns. He looked at Tenten. Well, she looked like Dracula. Dracula ran onstage. He had a very, very, very large bang and a very, very, very large ponytail. Neji screamed and turned around, just to run into a wall. He was tumbling through space and time again.

"Nejina-chan!" Neji fluttered his eyes open prettily.

Tenten, with short brown hair, looked down at him. "You took a nap, Nejina!"

"Wha—WHAT?!"

"'Tis I, your betrothed, Tenteno!"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Sakuron!" Tenteno waved at the approaching pink-haired boy. "You are with your fiancée, Sasuka!"

Sasuke with very long chicken hair came up. Neji bounced up and looked at himself. His hair was long and curly and tied in two braids. He was wearing a mini-skirt and a VERY REVEALING tight top. He screamed.

"Nejina, you sure like to scream," Tenteno said. "Temaro! And Shikamari!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! PERVERTS! PERVERTS ALL!"

"Oh, Tenteno," Hinata came up. At least she was the right gender, but…

SHE WAS WEARING A BIKINI.

Nejina screamed and ran around. Sasuka screamed and followed him. Shikamari screamed and followed the little band of boys/girls. Hinata strutted up, runway model fashion and asked hotly, "Where is my beloved? Where is Inu?"

"HERE I AM, MY LOVED HINATA!" Ino appeared, with short hair and a huge, huge bang.

"INU!"

"PERVERTS! PERVERTED WORLD! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

"INU MY LOVED!"

"HINATA! I WILL NOT SURRENDER YOU!" Naruto wearing a very long skirt appeared. "I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE SUN ITSELF!"

"I HATE YOU NARUTA!"

"HINATA-CHAN!"

Naruto waddled some more and then fell flat on his face. Sakuro laughed.

"NAARRUTTAA ISSS VERRY CLUMSYYY," he said in a very manly voice.

"Oh, Sakuro!" Sasuka said with great love.

"SSSAAASSSUUUKKKKAAA!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Nejina! Please, I beg of you, stop so that I might ask you what is wrong, my dearest!" Tenteno cried.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! PERVERTS! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! HINATA-SAMA, PLEASE, CHANGE AT ONCE! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!"

Nejina then went and fell right smack into a big hole that appeared out of nowhere.

And all at once Neji was back in his bed. Neji got up and turned on the light. This room did not look familiar. Nor did that body next to him. Neji screamed. Tenten screamed.

"DON'T! I AM NOT YOUR BETROTHED TENTENO!"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM NEJI!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'M SLEEPING IN A GIRL'S ROOM AND I'M ONLY THIRTEEN!"

He ran outside and all the way back to the Hyuuga household in only a T-shirt and his boxers.

"Weirdo," Sasuke said.