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I smiled to myself. Envy knew just what would cheer me up. It still stung when Ed helped her up while shooting angry glances to see if Envy had come back.
Winry's face was flushed with anger. She had quite a reputation with violence. There are rumors that she once knocked out a year seven with a wrench when he tried to look up her skirt.
I watched as Ling tried to hold onto several bowls of spaghetti with two hands. Ed only got two, Winry went for a salad and Roy took a plate of Mac and cheese.
Roy led the way and looked around for a table. Most of them had been filled. Me being alone at a table in my own dark corner made Roy smirk. He headed to my table trailing behind him Ed, Ling and Winry.
Roy sat next to me, on my other side, much to my dismay, sat Winry.
Winry ignored me while Ed sat across from me.
"Do you mind?" He asked politely.
I considered this. Should I let him sit even though Winry and Roy were next to me. Not my two favourite people.
I bit my lip, then again there was Ed. I imagined this on an a large scale.
Ed on one side, Winry and Roy on the other. It swayed a bit before Ed's side fell. He had won.
"It's fine" I mumbled.
"Thanks." He said flashing me a grin. I smiled back and toyed with my food. On one side Roy was inching closer yet again and on the other, Winry was demanding Ed's attention with her outrageous flirting.
Roy's fingers found their way to my top and I stiffened.
"Could you stop you fucking womanizer?!" I snapped. Roy smirked and took no offense. Much to my annoyance. Ed looked around from Winry curious.
Ling snorted and held back laughter. His mouth was full and he had to spit it into his napkin. This made me gag a little. Suddenly, I had lost my appetite.
"So Ed. Do you like my new top?" Winry said, puffing out her chest so that she could she show off as much of her well developed chest as possible.
"It's okay, I guess. A little revealing though..."
"Nii-san! Nii-san!" I heard Al scream from halfway across the cafeteria. Al was Ed's little brother. I think he is in the 8th grade.
He came running up and gave Ed a loving brotherly hug.
Ed stiffened and tried to pry his hands off, but Alphonse wouldn't budge. He gave his embarrassed older brother a sloppy kiss on the cheek and let go. Behind Alphonse, was Envy's little brother Wrath.
"Hey Wrath" I smiled and waved at him.
He waved back "Hey Maxx, it's been awhile."
"You two know each other?" Said Ed curiously. My heart beat fast as I realized Ed had just talked to me.
"Y-Yea" I managed to say. I immediately looked back down and began to fiddle with my food again. Afraid I was blushing I let my hair fall down in front of my face.
"You know you should tie your hair back and stop hiding your pretty face." Wrath said. I was a little surprised at this and began blushing more.
"Thanks" I mumbled into my plate.
A little while later
Winry let out a blood curdling scream and I broke my gaze from Ed's face. I looked over hoping that Envy had came back to finish her off.
She was gasping and pointing dramatically at a small brown cockroach on the floor next to her now turned over chair.
A bug. You gotta be kidding me. I waisted 5 precious seconds of Ed's face for a bug.
Silently I got out of my chair to where the bug was and stomped on it. The yellow puss bubbled from the half of it that was plastered to the floor.
Ed smiled slightly and Roy looked shocked.
But all was interrupted when the loud shrill of the Bell rang, demanding more of the students time. I thought of it as a life sucking leech…
'Arghh... Next period was PE with Mr. Armstrong. PE was something I wasn't good at. Besides, Ed wasn't in that class... but Envy was. He would be ditching anyway. Maybe I could ditch with him? Me, perfect grades (except PE) ditch. Hmm...' I thought this all to myself on my way to my locker.
I decided to ditch with Envy, even though I had no idea where he was. I spent some time looking for my only friend... After a while I had found him. He was on the street looking like he was about to walk out from school.
"Hey Envy wait up!" I yelled across the grounds. Envy turned around.
"Hey Maxx!" He said smiling. "Why aren't you at PE?" he asked amused at the thought of her ditching.
"I'm ditching" I replied like it was obvious. "Where are you going? Can I come?" I said, not really wanting to stay at school any longer.
"Shopping!" Envy said. He cocked his head to one side. His eyes widened and he let out the strangest squeal. Seriously, I almost confused him for a girl. He was the weirdest guy I had ever met.
"We could give you a makeover!" He jumped up and down, his eyes bright with anticipation.
"Umm, that's not really what I had in mind." I said backtracking.
"Look at this. How long have you had this anyway?" He said pointing to my plain jeans and my boring black t-shirt.
"Umm I can't actually remember. I think they were hand me downs." I replied weakly. Envy gasped in shock.
"It's on me! I will buy you some new clothes!" He said dramatically. Sometimes he had the weirdest mood swings. 'He was filthy rich anyway.... he could afford it.....and a few small islands and still have change. Hmm. Was I considering this?...maybe.' I began to think about my options.
Before I could finish mulling it over, Envy grabbed my hand and dragged me to the nearest shopping center.
After endless hours of looking through clothes and shoes, I had several new outfits.
I had 5 new pairs of various styles of converse shoes, some skinny jeans and a boot cut pair that had long flares at the ends, a black t-shirt with the writing in white 'Envious Bakemono', a black and dark blue tank top and as a treat, Envy got a dog tag in scripted 'Maxx-San'.
