Chapter 2: Kissing, Shinobi Style

This was what his mirror said, "Are you serious?!(Choke, choke) Is this really Uchiha Sasuke, the only surviving member of the great Uchiha clan?! Oh my gosh, has someone just stir fried his brains and turned them into scrambled eggs with the sunny side down?!"

This was what he said, "I look gorgeous, indeed, I do say so my self. Why didn't I think of it sooner? Now that Hyuuga ass will definitely regret the day that I, Uchiha Sasuke, had been born. How could Tenten possibly resist such a cute little panda with ears that resemble her buns and such a soft fluffy bum? Especially if I am in the panda. Why, doesn't my handsome face just seem to glow when framed with this costume! Hmm, I must remember to thank Naruto. Seems like that baka is good for something after all……"

Flashback:

Sasuke was standing in front of the mirror, decked in his formal Uchiha robes. Though they could not be considered stylish, being a drab dark blue colour and with the signature red and white fan that represented the Uchiha clan, imprinted upon the back, but still……

As Sasuke was standing admiring himself in front of the mirror, cold smile lingering on his face as he drank in deeply the beauty that could only be known as Uchiha Sasuke, who should come waltzing in but Uzumaki Naruto, the rokyudaime-to-be with his sage mode activated and with a huge swell on his head. No doubt Haruno Sakura or one of the other girls had just caught him peeking at them at the onsen again. Sasuke sighed as his mind recreated the scene, with a Naruto using Jiraiya's signature chakra imbued telescope so as to get an, ahem, closer view of the women. It seemed that Naruto was not only inclined to inherit Jiraiya's will of fire, but also his horrible skill at peeking at the women. For Sasuke, it wasn't really that alluring. I mean, sure, most of the kunoichi's do have rather big bust, courtesy of all that training, hard work and nutrients that were fed to them on a regular basis since they were little kids and yeah, you do sometimes catch a fruitful bum or two arise while the women were swimming, but aside that, you really weren't missing much. Those factors sure did not compensate for the women's anger when they found out that you had been peeking. Sasuke had long since learned his lesson after that one time when he was actually tempted by that baka Naruto to join him in his, umm, educational excursion.

"Hey, Sasuke teme, where you going dressed up like that?" Despite being seriously injured and in danger of fainting any second now, Naruto still managed to spot the very obvious difference in Sasuke's dress code. Now, Sasuke, as it was, was already extremely annoyed by Naruto's ill-timed arrival and, fist raised, he was about to hit a cowering Naruto when suddenly the light bulb above his head lighted up, anime style and an idea occurred to him. Slowly, he lowered his fist and took a step back. Naruto, sensing that freedom was now just an inch away, scrambled up and headed for the door. Unfortunately for him, Sasuke was not done with him yet. Catching him by his collar, Sasuke hauled Naruto back with effortless grace and pinned him against the wall.

"Dobe, I am not done with you yet! Did I say you could leave? Now, if you intend to stay alive long enough before Sakura or some else finds you and beats the shit out of you for peeking at them at the onsen again, you had better answer my question. What does Tenten like?"

Naruto's piercing blue eyes widened perceptibly upon hearing Sasuke's declaration. Then, slowly, a mischievous smile appeared on his face. He had not been known as the Number One Most Unpredictable Ninja for nothing. "Oh, most respected and honoured Sasuke-sama, of course, don't you know that Konoha's famed Weapon Mistress is known to really, really like panda buns?" And with that, the Uzumaki scooted out of the door, leaving dust behind him in his place and of course, a very radiant Uchiha Sasuke.

Flashback End

"Aww, look at that cute little panda!" Tenten darted forward, leaving a very confused and annoyed Neji behind in the dust.

Sasuke, face to the lamp post and fluffy white bum sticking a whole inch up and out from the rest of his panda suit, smirked. Muahahahaha (evil laugh)! My plan's working! Soon, I will be able to charm Tenten off her feet and we will share our first 100 kisses right here and now, right in front of Hyuuga Neji! Ha, take that, you jerk!

Regardless of his uncomfortable position and the glances that all the other innocent Konoha citizens that were not ready to have their brain scarred by the sight of Sasuke, the Uchiha Sasuke in a panda suit with his butt sticking out, Sasuke retained his stance. Only when Tenten was directly behind him did he turn around and gave her a surprise smooch on the lips!

Tenten was completely and utterly shocked. What the- A panda had just turned around and kissed her! A panda! A butt-sticking, cute-looking panda! And she had thought it was harmless! As Tenten screwed her eyes shut and flailed her arms, suddenly, she felt something tug her from behind. A pair of strong, mascular arms had encircled her waist and she felt herself being pulled back onto a well-toned chest. Tenten was about to just about to relax when……

Sasuke was outraged, how could he do that?! His plan had almost, in fact would have had, succeeded, if not for that meddlesome, annoying, stuck-up ass, Hyuuga Neji. He and Tenten were in the midst of enjoying their first kiss (or so he thought) and all the traditional fireworks and sunset and coconut trees were just about to appear, when he had to butt in. Nevertheless, he still had not lost. As long as Tenten's lips were adjoined to his, he still had a chance. Wasn't it Naruto's nindo to never give up, no matter what, or as
Naruto phrased it, "I never go back on my word! That's my nindo, my ninja way!" Well, if Naruto could do that, then he, Uchiha Sasuke could do that too!

Carefully, inserting just the correct amount of chakra onto his lips, he willed himself to change the magnetic force of his kiss. Now that he had done his experiment, all that was left was to see if it worked. 1 second passed, 2 seconds, 3, 4, 5……

And the results are, yes, it did! Sasuke smirked into the kiss. He was not called a prodigy that appeared once in a thousand years for nothing. Even Orochimaru was just a common roadside genius compared to him. Now all that was left was to insinuate his tongue inside Tenten's mouth and, umm, taste her, I guess.

Neji activated his Byakugan. By all means, he had not lost this battle yet! Just because that brat was smart enough to manipulate his chakra so as increase the magnetic force of his kiss, does not mean that he had won. Neji was the master of chakra control. In fact, as the prodigy of the Hyuuga clan, his chakra control was one of the most perfect in his entire clan. Neji made up his mind. His ego would not be bruised any longer. Raising a hand, he took a deep breath and with one swift move, pushed his palm down onto Sasuke's stomach and insinuated his chakra into all of Sasuke's main chakra holes, thus blocking off his chakra flow. He then pulled Tenten down onto his chest and with one graceful swipe, had picked her up, bridal style, and was now headed towards the training grounds. "Come on, let's go spar."

The first battle was over. Neji had won.

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