Konoha Hell High.
Chapter 1.
Welcome To Hell.
"Finally. Why do we have to live four field's across from this damn place?" Kankuro groaned as they entered the gates of Konoha High. Kids running around or standing in their own little clusters of friends, talk buzzing through the air as everyone returned for the first day back of term. "Kankuro, if you don't shut up, I'll let Gaara loose on you. And I'm sure he'd be more than happy to oblige." Temari snapped.
"Hm." Gaara agreed with a slight glare at his older brother. Kankuro held his hands up in defence, but before he could say anything a shrill scream went up.
"TEMAARRRIIII!"
"Oh god. It's the bitch crowd. I'm outta here. See you later sand-witch!" Kankuro said hurriedly as he ran off in search for his own mates. Gaara also gulped slightly as he noticed three other girls coming up to them. Temari's eye twitched again, but suddenly she broke out into smiles and she screamed in happiness as she was enveloped in a group hug.
"Temari! I haven't seen you in ages! Did you get my texts?"
"Sakura! Oh my god, yes! Some of them had me in hysterics…"
"Did you hear about what happened with the IN crowd during their annual barbeque?"
"What? No! Fill me in this instant Tenten you whore!"
"T-Temari! It's amazing to see you a-again! You look fantastic, did that diet w-work?"
"Oh Hinata my lovely bluebell! Thank you! Yes it did, it worked miracles. You're not doing too bad yourself you know, you're starting to get a nice rack. The boys will be flocking to you like the sheep they are!"
"Speaking of guys, where's the badass and the retard?" Sakura spoke up, flicking her long pink hair over her shoulders.
"Found the badass." Tenten said with a sly smile and a wink at Gaara, who stood there impassively, yet dying with mortification inside.
'I best answer their question…and then get the hell out of here.' He thought with another slight gulp.
"The retard you are referring to is currently…busy…" He said emotionlessly.
"Ah yes. The renowned number one prankster of Konoha Hell High and his gang. I wonder what they'll have THIS time…" Hinata giggled.
"Aren't you kind of…you know…DATING this renowned number one prankster Hinata?" Temari asked with a quirk of her eyebrow. Hinata blushed in response.
"If you'll excuse me ladies…I shall return to my own crowd thank you." Gaara said with a slight bow.
"You're excused!" They all cried out flirtatiously to him as he turned to leave, giving him a faint blush as he hurriedly retreated into the school building. Just as the bell rang.
Temari turned to her girls.
"So," She said, putting her hand on her hip, "spill the gossip bitches." She said with a smirk as they all linked arms and practically waltzed into Konoha High.
Better known to Teachers and Students as:
Konoha Hell High.
"Right, now you're in the higher year, I don't need to give you the 'aim higher to get higher' crap talk." A man with white, gravity defying hair said happily as he leant against the teacher's desk at the front of the class.
"Basically you can't be asked." A cocky black haired kid said from the front row, smirking at the professor and his mate who had girl like hair, tied back in a really loose pony tail. A hot-pink haired coloured girl the other side of him, nudged her glasses carefully before giving him a slow and sexy wink when he looked at her. He smiled at her slowly and put his arm lazily over her shoulders, making her shiver.
Temari, who was seated in the middle row with Tenten and Hinata on either side of her, and Sakura on Hinata's other side, curled her lip in distaste.
"Now that is just icky." Tenten muttered, making the other three snort quietly with laughter.
"Well, That too Uchiha. You know, I'm not sure if you and there should be next to each other."
"Kakashi Sensei, that's kind of harsh. Sasuke and Neji are as straight as a bent pole together." A kid with red triangles on his face called out with a laugh as he half stood up in his seat, before sitting back down again.
"Oh shut it Kiba, Neji and I are straight. I've got a girlfriend for god's sake. Right Neji?" Sasuke said, kissing his girlfriend on his other side, before turning to look at where Kiba was seated with a blonde kid who was dressed in an unbuttoned top of fiery reds and oranges, with a plain white t-shirt underneath. Said kid was all but asleep on the desk. Kankuro however was laughing hysterically beside the Inuzuka, who was stroking his monstrously huge dog which was laying on the floor beside his chair.
"Hn." Came Neji's response.
"SAYING YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING DIPSHIT." Kankuro howled hysterically, pointing at Sasuke who pouted in annoyance.
"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE KANKURO…Tsch. I'd almost forgotten how loud the three of you were. Hang on a minute…" Kakashi trailed off thoughtfully. He took a kunai off of the desk and let it sail at high speed towards the sleeping kid.
Hinata smirked next to Temari.
Clang!
"Well, well, well. You finally woke up…eh Dodger?" Kakashi said with a smile. The blonde kid was now sat up straight and was lazily leaning back in his chair. Swinging the kunai by the handle.
"Yeah…I figured you were gonna wake me up sooner or later." He said with a smirk, biting back a slight yawn.
Temari turned to Hinata, who just shrugged as if to say : 'What do you expect from the Artful Dodger?'
"Oh really? How thoughtful of you. Careful you don't try and rival Nara over there." Kakashi said, causing the class to laugh as he smiled at the Nara kid who was lazily resting his head on one hand as he talked quietly to Gaara, Rock Lee and Choji Akimichi. "Shikamaru, that's your cue."
"What? Oh. Right. 'Sup there." He said in tedium, waving them all away as he returned talking to his friends and drew out a lighter and cigarette.
"Thank you. Now put the cigarette away please." Kakashi said with another smile.
"What a drag…Mendoukusai." Shikamaru muttered, complying with the order.
"Now then. I think we've settled in enough now. Books out. Maths first." Kakashi said, getting down to business. Temari groaned and hit her head on the desk.
'Damn it.' She cursed in her head.
"Temari. Head off the table. Everyone get your calculators out too and turn them on please, and turn to page 325 and start from exercise 2 and work your way down."
"I hate you." She said, glaring at the professor. Kakashi stopped and looked at her, his visible eye filled with the dangerous amusement that she knew all too well.
Sakura looked at Temari with a slight worry. Professor Hatake and Temari had gotten off on the wrong foot, and had never really seen eye to eye since. Ok, technically it HAD been Kankuro's fault…Sakura glanced over to Kankuro who was wearing a similar worried expression…but…that was the past. They were older now. They were nearly sixteen.
Therefore it's even worse than before.
"Hate is a very strong word there Temari." Kakashi said with a slight chuckle as she withdrew her calculator.
"Oh…Ok then. I fucking DESPISE you." Temari said, looking at him directly in the eye. The class held their breath and Temari felt little prickles along her arm, and her gaze dropped to see little beads of sand threading their way up her arm in warning.
"Either sit there and shut up…or get out and wait for me until the end of the lesson." Kakashi said starting to lose it a little. Temari took a deep breath and let it out slowly before nodding.
"Fml." She murmured to Hinata, who was bent over her book with pen in hand, shaking violently as she tried to hide her laughter, letting her hair fall over her face to hide her smile. Temari smirked at Hinata, trying to get her to laugh out loud as she pressed the 'on' button for her calculator.
"Oh no way." She muttered to herself. The 'on' button wasn't working on the calculator. Sakura and Tenten looked to each other with a smile. Temari looked up as Sakura sent her silent signals from across the table. 'What?' She mouthed. 'Hit it on the table or something.' Sakura mouthed back, giving small hand motions of hitting it on the table. Temari looked stupefied for a second and shook her head as if to clear it. She started hitting it against the table, gently at first and getting a little harder when it showed signs of still not working. She winced and tried to keep it as quiet as possible.
"TEMARI. Stop banging the calculator on the desk! How would you like it if I was to bang you on the desk?" Kakashi shouted from where he now sat in the teachers chair, a stack of papers in front of him.
The class started sniggering as Temari went bright red at his bad choice of words. The blush faded as she regained her self control.
"Sir…was that an invitation?" She said, playing up to it as she flicked her hair over her shoulder and winked at him suggestively. Kakashi's eyebrow twitched.
"Get out you stupid girl." He growled, pointing at the door. Temari then lost it.
"YOU WERE THE ONE TO SUGGEST IT YOU ONE EYED FREAKY MUTT!""DON'T INSULT OR BACKCHAT ME! NOW GET OUT AND WAIT TIL THE END OF THE LESSON, WHEN I'LL DEAL WITH YOU THEN!" He raged at her, standing up in his seat.
"HEY, BITCH, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO READS FUCKING PORN BOOKS, WHICH YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN TRY TO DENY, BECAUSE I'VE SEEN THEM IN THE STAFF ROOM YOU SON OF A BITCH!" She screamed at him, standing up too. Lighting crackled overhead as the renowned tomboy and troublemaker of the school, faced her infamous professor who was known for being able to rage down the entire school when angered.
The class was silent.
"Class Dismissed. Except for Miss Temari." Kakashi suddenly said coolly.
The class started to scramble for the door. Temari saw her chance as Kakashi turned back to the board. She dashed for the door, Sakura and Tenten hot on her heels.
"Uh oh." Sakura gasped, darting out of the doorway.
"Well, you knew she wasn't going to stay there." Tenten laughed as they started off down the corridor, heading towards their lockers a little further on. Temari laughed, leaning against her locker.
"That's because she lives in the slums with her filthy brother." A voice said snidely as a girl dressed in purple slut-like gear appeared in front of them, her blonde hair in a high pony and her eyes a chip of ice blue. She was flanked by the hot-pink haired girl, Karin.
"I have another brother you know Ino-pig." Temari seethed.
"Yep. And he's all mine." Ino said, ignoring the insult and licking her lips, causing Sakura to snort at the ridiculousness of it and Tenten to recoil in mock horror.
"Lay off Gaara you SLUT." Temari said angrily, balling her fists.
"Did you call me a slut? Hah! Take a look at yourSELF bitch!" Ino snapped.
"Do you guys hear that? I think I hear the squealing of a pig?" Sakura said, cupping a delicate hand to her ear, making Tenten and Temari laugh hysterically.
"Fuck you bitch. Oh well, Temmie, when Kakashi Sensei catches up with you, he'll have you on your knees, just BEGGING him to allow you to suck his dick." Ino said in contempt as she turned and strutted off, Karin following like a lil' lost pink sheep.
"You know, I've always said there's a thin line between love and hate." Temari said to Tenten bitterly as she watched Ino Yamanaka strut off with a flick of her blonder than blonde hair. Tenten shrugged and fixed her traditional hair bun straight.
"It's not THAT bad. She's always been a bitch." Tenten laughed as Temari quirked a smile at the corner of her mouth.
"Yeah but-Oh My God." Temari cut herself off as she saw the most gruesome thing in the world.
Ino sidling up to Gaara…and being EXTREMELY suggestive about it, slinging an arm around his waist as he stood motionless. Frozen
"Huh? Ohhh….No way. Shi-"
"Fuck. My. Life." Temari said softly, a hint of danger in her voice.
"I think you mean Fuck My Llama." Sakura said, ignoring Tenten's 'CUT' 'KILL' 'STOP' hand signs.
"That's it. I am SO getting payback on this. I'm gonna-" Temari glowered.
"Temari!" Hinata's voice cut through her death threats.
"Huh?" Temari blinked as all three of them turned to see Hinata running towards them with panic written all over her face.
"You might want to run?" Hinata said breathlessly as she reached them.
"What! Why?" She asked in confusion. Shouting echoed down the corridor from which Hinata had just come from, and suddenly Professor Kakashi Hatake came round the corner. Temari gulped.
"TEMARI. GET IN THIS ROOM IMMEDIATELY."
"Fuck." She muttered, taking off like a bullet down the corridor to escape him as he launched after her at an extremely fast run.
"My." Hinata started, biting back a laugh.
"Life." Tenten snorted a badly concealed laugh.
"You mean Llama." Sakura said, causing them to break down in hysterics, leaning on each other for support. They waited a few seconds.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. DON'T TOUCH ME. GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME." Temari's voice could be heard screaming as she was practically dragged back to the classroom by an enraged Kakashi.
"That's our Temari. Detention on the first day." Tenten sighed as her hysterical fit started to wear off.
"STRANGER DANGER! CHILD ABUSE!" Temari screamed.
Then the door slammed.
"Give me ONE reason why I should not put you in detention for the next two weeks for EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL." Kakashi roared at her as she sat on the floor in front of him, ropes tied around her to prevent her from escaping. Again.
"Because I will rip your white-haired mutt ass to pieces once you have finished raping your lil' sidekick." Temari answered. Kakashi looked confused for a second.
"My sideki-Oh." Kakashi stopped suddenly. He sighed. "He's behind me isn't he."
Temari nodded, biting back a grin.
"MY YOUTHFUL ETERNAL RIVAL! WE MEET AGAIN! BUT WHY DO YOU HOLD SUCH A YOUTHFUL YOUNG BLOSSOM CAPTIVE?" Gai boomed. Kakashi sweat dropped and face palmed. Temari looked at Gai in disbelief as he smiled and pulled the 'good guy' pose, his teeth flashing brilliantly.
"The fuck. My saviour is a fairy wearing a green spandex onesie, who promotes toothpaste." Temari sweat dropped in incredulity.
"Ahh…I see your problem there Kakashi." Gai muttered as he got a proper glimpse at who it was bound by all the ropes and sitting on the floor.
"Hmm." Kakashi agreed.
"I'M NOT A PROBLEM." Temari screamed, squeezing her eyes shut with the force of it.
"NO, BUT YOU ARE IN A VERY BIG PROBLEM." Kakashi yelled furiously back at her, outmatching her in the lungs department, loosing his cool again.
"Yeah, well. I'm known for getting out of problems." She muttered, giving him death glares.
"Kakashi, I have a better idea." Gai said thoughtfully. Kakashi turned to look at him.
"Oh really?"
"I'm sure she could be transferred to Lee's Gym class three times a week instead of the usual one for two weeks. And if you are still intent, then just one detention to go with it." Gai proposed.
Temari's eyes widened. Gym…With…LEE! The miniature version of the fairy who wears a green spandex onesie! Temari was ok at Gym. Really she was. But she'd seen Lee in action. He was an absolute speed demon, and extremely competitive.
Flippin' heck. Lee will have me in hospital within the first two lessons! She thought desperately. Kakashi watched the emotions play over Temari's face as he considered it. Then he grinned at Gai.
"Sure. I can deal with that." Kakashi agreed with a wicked grin.
"GREAT! I'll go make the changes at the office now." Gai said, heading out the door.
.LIFE! NOOOO! Temari raged inside of her head. She struggled violently a the bonds, and cried out as they suddenly got tighter, squeezing the air from her chest. This provoked her even more and she tried even harder to get out, she fell sideways onto the floor and took one last breath of air. She shut her eyes tight and flexed all of her muscles vainly at the same time.
Her eyes flew open in pain as they got even tighter. She opened her mouth to take in air, but it was impossible. She was completely immobilised. Her lungs were gaining no oxygen and they were burning like the fires of hell.
"Woah, woah, woah, woah. Hold it right there." Kakashi said in concern, getting on his knees and easily undoing the ropes which bound her. When she was able to move she sat up, taking deep breaths as she glared at him. His one eye returned her gaze steadily.
"You…Bitch." She managed to gasp out. Kakashi sighed and stood up, offering his hand to her. After another few seconds of glaring she reluctantly took it and he helped pull her up.
"Well. You know your punishment now. But know that had Gai not been there, you could have been a lot worse off."
"Worse off? You've sent me to my death!"
"Eh, that's not such a bad thing now is it." Kakashi smiled. Temari snorted.
"Tsk, go screw off your lil' green playmate you fucking mangy mutt." Temari said, making her way to the door. The side of her head suddenly exploded in pain as Kakashi lashed out and cuffed her hard around the ear.
"Don't go insulting me. You know what it'll get you. And as I said, I can make this a lot worse." Kakashi said dangerously. Temari grimaced in pain and nodded, stepping out the door and taking off at a run.
Kakashi stood there for a second, easing the pins and needles in his hand by gently massaging it with his fingertips.
"Temari huh. Still the same old Kura-taka." He murmured, touching his Hitate back into place.
Ok, I'm going to do a quick explanation here:
Basically, Kakashi is their form tutor, and he takes Maths and English. (Hint Hint)
The other Sensei's will also be joining in soon as professors. But not all of them will be as mean as Kakashi. Of course, you still have to meet the head-teacher yet… =)
And Ino might get a face-full of fist sooner or later…
You'll have to read on to find out. ;)
(Also, they all still have ninja powers and stuff, but you'll hear about that later on in the fic.)
Enjoy!
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Kathryn Seras Viktoria Hatake.
KSVH.
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