Elliot Stabler is a good cop. He would never, in a million years, date someone who works at the same squad as him.
Elliot Stabler is a man who hates psychiatrists. He would never, in a million years, date a shrink.
Elliot Stabler is Catholic. He would never, in a million years, date another man.
Elliot Stabler is the complete opposite of anyone George Huang ever loved, but all the same George can't help but want him. But he has to get over it, because there's no way, in a million years, that Elliot Stabler could love him back.