me: hello.
kiiro: yo!
me: who's that?
kiiro: may I have a glass of water?
me: oh, dianna. hi, i didn't regongise your screen name. it's weird, i bet it's japanese. i hate when you do that. :P
kiiro: i see. this keyboard sucks.
me: mine too. did you know, i just got a new computer. but i had to get a newkeyboard to. AND I HATE IT SOOOO MUCH (don't tell dad he bought it for me)
kiiro: is it one of those sucky mac-compatabl;e flattish ones?
me: YES UGH DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG!!!!!
Mrsandman has signed on.
Mrsandman: reads previous text ouch.
me: GAARA GAARA GAARA YAAAAY YOU CAME
Mrsandman: Being the Kazekage has its perks, i have a little thingnext to my ear that beeps whenevr you're on this chatrom.
me: you mean you keep an eye out for when i'm on!?!?!? bluuush
mrsandman: maybe.
ME: KYA KYA KYA KYA KYA KYA KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! bluuush insanely
Kiiro: I can't believe you you're so fangirlish.
me: neither
Haku- has signed opn.
Kiiro: HAKU! SQUEEEE!
me: off in my world. gaara, gaara, gaara...
Haku-: huh? my beeper thing tld me dianna was on, but I don't see her name.
me: gaara... oh! wait, dianna changed hr ame. it's kiiro now. i think. ...checks yes.
nargirl has signed on
nargirl: is ginny there?
mbdvaaigwtspn: yes.
nargirl: it hough so. you know, this conversation was lacking something.
kiiro: hi guys! w00t. oh yeah. haku r u in on the baby rights thingy?
haku-: u no about that?!?
nargirl: oh yes, they all do. you see, the quibbler published a rather homely addition a couple of months ago featuring this.
mbdvaaigwtspn: luna, haku probably didn't readt he quibbler. he's so often busy, you know.
nargirl: oh, i know. everyone's busy these days, it's amazing how many people can't come for dinner because of something that urgently needs to be taken care of.
Haku-: dianna, who is mbdvaaigwtspn?
me: gaara gaara gaara gaara
Haku-: gaara? you have 2 pennames now?
Mrsandman: no, she's just obsessing over me agaibn. that happens.
kiiro: haku-chan, mbdvaaigwtspn is ginny. you remember ginny.
Haku-: Oh, you mean Itachi's relative?
mbdvaaigwtspn: who's itachi? although, i might have a second cousin named that. he lives down int he hills.
kiiro: does he have longish hair a ponytail and does he like poking foreheads?
mbdvaaigwtspn: no, i'm pretty sure he cut his hair really short after he went diving in scotland.
nargirl: did he meet the scottich worf?
mbdvaaigwtspn: the scottish what?
nargirl: wersh. there these odd litle creatures, they like swimming but only swim in scottland. when met by divers they chop most of hte hair off the diver's head. it makes swimming in scotland rather difficult.
mbdvaaigwtspn:...yeah.
Haku-: yeah, that's itachi. he says when he met the worf he followed it home and killed its entire family. but he left one alive and it now strives to kill him.
kiiro: maybe sasuke can keep it as a pet.
nargirl: giny, could you arange a meeting with itachi? i'll bet daddy'd love an interview, proof about the worfes, you know?
mbdvaaigwtspn: um, sure, i'll ask.
kiiro: lol. isn't he kkind of hard to reach?
mbdvaaigwtspn: i don't know. all weasleys are relatively easy to reach, even in a crowd. look fort he head that looks aflame, and there they are.
nargirl: they must have been eaten by shiplenpuka monsters.
mbdvaaigwtspn: what?
nargirl: oh, never mind. i can tell you later, if you like.
kiiro: I think we;re talking about different itachis. my itachi has black hair.
haku-: YOUR itachi?!? what about me?
mbdvaaigwtspn: makes sense. i was pretty sure his name was micheal anyway.
kiiro: ah. AND NO HAKU THAT NOT WHAT I MEANT!
me: gaara gara gaara gaara...
Mrsandman: yes?
me: can i brush your haaair? (please)
Mrsandman: stares WHAT?
Me: and wash it and conditioner it with nice smelling soap and-
Mrsandman: WHAT?!? DIANNA, EXPLAIN!
Kiiro: she likes brushing usually messy hair and making it look nicer. (she tried it to me many a time)
me: i'll brush it so much it'll actually lie flat!!! yay! that'll be cute!!!
mbdvaaigwtspn: don't even try. it never works with men. i've tried so many times on my boyfriend it's ridikulus. it pops strait back up!!!!
me: yeah but that's harry. gaara's is probably just filled wih sand.
Mrsandman: I resent that.
Kiiro: Oh! and when she asked to wash and condition it she PROBABLy meant you would wear swinmsuits in the shower. probably.
me: i meant over a sink. (-.-')
Mrsandman: hmmm... I'll think about it.
kiiro: bet she's drawing what she thinks you'll look like with your hair brushed. she does stiff like that, once she gets an idea she draws it.
Haku-: how come you never draw me? you always draw sasuke or itachi!
kiiro: they're fun to draw. I've drawn you but it doesn't do you justice.
Haku-: im sure its not that bad
kiiro: 831311/3 /1/13. 17 15. (translation: believe me. it is.)
Haku-: ...
me: kay done it's cute!!!! (cept my drawing sucks)
Mrsandman: maybe you should brush my hair... it hurtds when my sister does it. that's why i don't usually wear it neat.
me: I"LL GO SO LIGHTLY YOU WON'T FEEL IT!!!!!!!!!
kiiro: i witness this truth. she has l337 h41r s1llz.
me: 7-4nk j00
kiro: y0u'r3 w3LC0M3.
me: ph34r 73h t1n1 w34z1 h3 b17335.
mbdvaaigwtspn: is that ron
me: yes
nargirl: that makes sense. he is rather rodenty, you know.
Haku-: what? why are you typing everything weird?
Kiiro: it's l337.
Haku-: what?
Mrsandman: l337. look up M3g4t0ky0. it'll tell you all you need to know.
Kiiro: by the way you look cute on stephy's wall.
Mrsandman: WHAT?
Haku-: WHAT?
Kiiro: hehe wouldn't you like to know.
me: i'll tell you! i'll tell you! i have a key chain of you and i puts it on my wall next to my dream catcher so i'll dream of you!!!!! (it doesn't work)
Kiiro: that sucks. well there goes that plan. what if you spent the whole day with gaara? then you might dream about him--- no wait I tried that with haku. it doesn't work.
Haku-: you what?
me: i'd spend three days with him even if i didn't dream about him. :):):):)
Kiiro: i know how you feel. haku why are you dead?!?
Hakuy-: blame naruto.
me: why? it's berry's fault. (that it's sohpie's fault etc.)
kiiro: don't ask.
Haku-: anyway I'll se you at christmas.
kiiro: WHAT?
Haku-: read your reviews. paerticularly dark-chan's.
me: I WANNA GOOOOO (with gaara of course.)
Kiiro: I'll do a special chirstmas special!
me: do a special holloween special. dress gaara up as.. hmm...
kiiro: why don;t you dress gaara?
Me: okay!
Mrsandman: ...
nargirl: this conversation is getting al ittle... boring,r eally. i'm
going to go see what i can find on youtube. have you heard of it?
mbdvaaigwtspn: no, what is it?
nargirl: it'st his lovely sight where muggles post interesting videos,
often of themselves. they make such clowns of themselves, it's amusing
to watch.
kiiro: go to youtube and look up bothering snape.
Me: gaara, will you be my christmas date?
Mrsandman: hmm...
me: i'll give you acookie
Mrsandman: Im in.
Me: thank you!!!!!!! just for your cooperation, no more chanting your
name!!!! when you're around!!!
Kiiro: why chant someone's name when squealing their name is so muc
more fun? i mean i could say haku haku haku all day long (and I have)
but just squealing HAAAAAKKUUUUUUU is much, much more fun.
Haku-: DIIIIAAAAANNNAAAAAA!
Kiiro: aww so sweet.
me: (under her breath) gaara gaara gaara
Kiiro: if you type tha then it's pointless adding under your breath.
Me: ... oh. never mind,
Haku-: by the way, how are the Host Club?
nargirl has signed out
mbdvaaigwtspn: i'm gonna go on youtube too. bye.
mbdvaaigwtspn has signed out
kiiro: wonder if they'll find botheirng snape.
Haku-: won't that thing scare them?
Kiiro: exactly.
Haku-: ah. anyway how are host club?
Kiiro: Tamaki is stupid as ever, the twins are still red haired and psycho---
Mrsandman: what wrong with that?
me: NOTHING
Kiiro: well on gaara its fine. but on them its annoying. and i still
say they're weasley ripoffs.
devilishtype has signed on.
hearingimpared has signed on
Devilishtype: we;re not weasley rippoffs!
kiiro: yes, you are.
devilsihtype: no we;re not.
kiiro: are.
devilishtype: not.
kiiro: are.
devilishtype: not.
Haku-: oh great not again, they always argue like this.
Kiiro: I'll stop! but they still are.
devilishtype: we're not!
devilishtype has signed off .
Kiiro: Ha-ku-chan?
Haku-: what?
Kiiro: since stephy gets to wahs gaara's hair can I wash yours?
Haku: ... okay.
me: gaara do you like overalls?
Mrsandman: can't say i've ever tried them. why?
me: i made you a tiny pair and put it on my keychain push. it's really
just sophie''s old jeans and tape, but hey it's a start.
kiiro: you're letting him wear sophie's jeans? won't that contaminate him?
me: NOOO SORRY GAARA!!!!!!!!! i'd rip them off your doll (who is
wearing clothes underneath this.) BUT I WORK TO HARD ON IT!!!!!!
Mrsandman: who's sophie?
me: a friend of mine. but she's a bit odd.
hearingimpaired: no one noticed at all, but we're here. talk to us dangit
Kiiro: heloooo. did you sue hikaru and kaoru for being ripn ofs yet?
me: KYA waesley weasley weasley (gaara) weasley weasley
Mrsandman: i think iu liked it better when you chanted my name :(
me: GAARA GAARA GAARA GAARA GAARA GAARA
kiro: gaara gaaraAAH it's contagious! must... fix... HAKu HAKu HAKU HAKu HAKU!
me: sorry gara! i won't chant the weasley's name or aynone elses name
ver again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i promise. :) gaara :):):):):):)
kiiro: you should take lessons form gaara's sister on his name she says it really cool.
Me: how's she say it?
kiro: she's all sabaku no gaaara and it sounds awesome -. wonder how
she's say haku's name?
Me: dunno. don't care neither. gara gaara gaara gaara
kiiro: oh oh oh she;s out of her tree
Me: always wuz, always will be.
haku-: oh ohb oh she;'s followiung me.
hearingimpaired: jeez, people. we're out.
hearingimpaired has signed off
kiiro: oh oh oh she;s off of her her rocker!
haku-: I wnna mary my stalker-- wait, you made me say that.
kiiro: you mean it isn't true snuff
me: does that mean gara doesn't care whethere i chant his name? (gara(sadly))
Mrsandman: no I think they mea that kiiro started tyign the words to
the song 'stalker' and haku got caught into it and saiod the ;i wanna
marry my stalker' line. or something.
mew: oh. i thought he wanted tyo marry shashuko.
kiro: i wish.
me: me to. one less gaara competetor.
kiiro: i thnk gaara's cute and all but I like haku
Me: i think gaara's cute too. :)
mrsandman: thank you.
me: you're very welcome.
kiiro: aww.
Kiiro: ... so gaara you've got a weirdly shaped SCAR ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
me: i am both incredibly sad and sorry tha you had such a hard life,
incredibly sad and sorry that you can't love anyone but oyurself (that
complicatest ings) and incredibly happy that you haev an awesome scar.
excuse my un-sympathy at that. :(
gaara: well for a few years I did only love myself but I'm getting over that now.
me: i'm so happy. (and sad. i can't beleive no one could love something lke oyu, i mean, come on!!!!)
kiiro: it was becuase of his being a demon container. even though he was so cute, they were all scared.
Me: why? moving sand is COOL
Mrsandman: thank you.
Kiiro: it is cool! but if gaara acrushed your arm with it or someone you know's arm with it (or more then your arm) then you would bescared, if that was how you were introduced to his existence, wouldn'tyou?
me: ...
Me: well...
me: yes.
Haku-: wow. andI thought my childhood home life was bad.
me: so was rins. you guys sould start a club. 'tragic pasts club'
kiiro: I can go ask her if you like.
me: and you expect her to comply? she's stupbborn as a- um- well a horse.
kiiro: I know. and she'd probably swing an IV at me.
me: i doubt it- gaara gaara gaara gaara
Mrsandman: yes?
me: sorry. i know i promised.
kiiro: I think you were supoosed ton say 'bring me a dream' if I know
the song correctly.
Mrsandman: what song?
me: well i wouldn't imind a dream, would you deliver it personally or through your doll thing?
Gaara: Hmm... I'll contact the doll thingy. If I leavew the house mysister yells att me (dang she'sm loud).
me: thank you i'll watch it cloesely tonight!!!! (when i'm not chanting your name. )
kiiro: you can CONTACT plushies of you?
Mrsandman: you can't?
me: it doesn't matter. the point is i can pretend i'm hugging you and that you're hung on my wall everynight. :)
Mrsandman: wouldn;t being hung on someone;s wall be awfully uncomfortable?
Me: well, yes, i'm a afraid, but you see from what i've ehard of you you don't like being cuddled TOO mich so i keep you up high to restrain myself, plus if you were somewhere low you'de get lost and i'd be sad.
Mrsandman: Ah.
Kiiro: Haku, can you contact plushies of YOURself?
Haku-: yes... but you don't have a 'me' plushie.
Kiiro: i don't have a 'you' plushie SO FAR.
Haku-: You need to sotp watching the Simpsons movie.
me: maybe i'll make you a haku plushie- no wait that would be an insult to haku. seriously, have yous een my sewing (not including what you're hugging right now.)
Kiiro: yes, i've sen the bear shudder
Mrsandman: Stephy makes teddy bears?
me: if you like.
Mrsandman: hmm... yes I like bears.
me: Makes mental note: make bear for gaara- if can't get to him, give
to gaara plushie.
kiiro: will you name the bear stephy?
ne: no, i'll let gaara name it. it'll be his bear, you know.
kiro: i was asking gaara.
me: oh. well, as long as he doesn't name it kuma-chan
kiiro: HEY!
Me: it's too cliche by now
Haku-: she does have a point there.
Kiiro: oh shut up.
Haku-: okay.
haku- has signed off.
Kiiro: Nooo wait come back!
haku- has signed on.
Kiiro: ah! you're lsitening to me?
Haku-: no, I'm reading to you.
Kiiro: what are you reading to me?
Haku-: that's not what I meant -.-"
Kiiro: I know -
me: GAAAAH(ra) mom's calling!!!!!! bye!
i have signed off
kiiro: what? really? i'd better go to then,
kiiro has signed off.
mrsandman: well i'm going.
haku-: me too.
mrsandman has signed of
haku- has signed off
this is the end, there is no more!
we're kicking you straight out the door!
because reading just nothing is simply a bore!
getting rid of you is quite a chore.
-me
and there you go! sorry about the weird verset hing, i was bored...
actually i just wrote that this afternoon as you were reading. -
teeheee haku- teehee gaara XD