Hey here's chapter two already. i was going to wait to see what people thought of the idea and so on but i have it ready so thought i would just post any way. hope you like it!

EPOV

Chapter two - In which Edward Rants

'This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my entire existence!' I ranted in a low voice though I knew every one in the house could hear me- they had been listening to my stream of profanities for the last hour. 'I mean please the Cullen family, at Summer Camp.' I gave one last exasperated sigh and slammed my suitcase shut.

So my summer which had been looking up for the last few weeks, as me and my brother Emmett planned our activities was suddenly incredible disappointing. I mean what fun could my type of family possibly have at some trivial human pass time! Just look at what they call playing baseball!

I could hear Carlisle in the Kitchen running through all the reasons he'd previously told me. I'm sure it was his attempt to calm my current furious mood- it wasn't working. I stomped down the stairs, lightly however, I didn't Esme would appreciate another hole in the floor of the house. Having 'children' like Emmett and me caused for house repairs frequently.

'Edward are you ready to leave?' Carlisle asked in his ever-calm voice.

'I think you should be asking Alice that question, at this rate we have a long wait till she's finished packing.' I mumbled standing in the doorway to the impressive kitchen. It seemed odd to me still why we had such a magnificent room for a kitchen, nobody ever used it. The room was long yet still wide with the entire back wall made of glass. The view was spectacular and the trees that stretched high above the house tangled their branches right up to the widow. Very convenient.

'Has Eddie still got his knickers in a bunch?' Mocked Emmett as he appeared behind me. He laughed, deep and throaty, causing his short curls to bounce lightly. I gave him a swift elbow to the stomach, which he barely registered and walked by him to stand next to my 'Father' Carlisle.

Earlier in the week Carlisle a surgeon at the local hospital had been asked to supervise the local Teen camp this year, acting as the on location doctor. Of course he excepted with out a moment's hesitation, Carlisle loved to help the community. I think its his way of making up for the fact our family seems very anti-community. We live far from any neighbours and tend to keep to ourselves. However he hadn't fully thought through the plan. Well maybe he had. I have a sneaking suspicion Carlisle wants nothing more than for my siblings and me to 'mingle' with people our age. I laughed to myself briefly at the irony in the situation.

So the entire family was off to Camp for the next 8 weeks. Oh the joy. And I thought I would have the summer away from listening to the trivial problems of forks teenage population, apparently not.

'You never know Edward you might enjoy a new environment.' Carlisle tried to console me. I wasn't really mad though, just sort of bored. 'And I could hardly leave my five 16-17 year old children at home could I?' he laughed and I joined him, though sometimes this charade was rather annoying.

'Ah Alice finally.' Carlisle said as Alice danced down the stairs with a bag that she should not possibly be able to lift. Every entered the kitchen and formed a loose circle to listen to Carlisle. 'Now I think before we leave we need to agree on a few ground rules, so to speak.' Carlisle paused judging our reactions to his words. Emmett was smiling widely at thought of needing rules, and the fact no one would follow any but the obvious one.

'Carlisle I don't think this is much different to the average school day…maybe just with more Gym!' Alice suggested her voice ringing in the silence beautifully.

'Well let me just say that I know it will difficult with your…competitive natures.' He paused again eyeing Emmett and I deliberately. 'But we need to blend in with our fellow campers. So no 'impressing' the poor people. Or showing them up Emmett. And please can we keep the pranks to a bare minimum you tend to get carried away.'

Emmett interrupted immediately at this request. 'Come on pranks are like protocol for camp nights.' He said moving to the doorway.

'You don't need to worry so much Dad, we will behave.' I laughed softly and followed my brothers out of the kitchen door.

Carlisle sighed behind me but followed us.

After packing everyone's luggage in to the trunks of the two cars we were taking I hopped in to the drivers seat of a shiny silver Volvo. Alice and Jasper join me sliding into the back. We waited patiently for Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie and Emmett to leave ahead of us in the Jeep. I glance at the house growing smaller in my rear view mirror. This was going to be a very long summer.