AN: HA! I bet you thought I wouldn't continue, huh? Well, after this, I think I'm going to do one more and end it. I can't keep thinking up so many wonderful ideas. XD

Some Star Wars refs in here, as the first chapter lacked them and America likes Star Wars. Also some more USUK hints. XD

Enjoy~!

51. You are not Han Solo, I am not Leah.

52. You are not Anakin, I am not Obi-Wan. Or even worse, Padme.

53. You are not R2-D2, I am not C-3P0.

54. Just stop making Star Wars references, okay?

55. Putting a "Made in America" sticker on Sealand makes no sense, as he is English.

56. You were trying to make a very BADDDD reference there, weren't you?

57. The same goes for putting one on Latvia, no matter how much you think he looks like a cross between you and Russia.

58. Lithuania's the only one for Russia anyway.

59. It's football, not soccer.

60. It's "A-sissy's-version-of-rugby-that-gets-all-the-men-into-riots", not football.

61. Confuse the two again, and I shall take the pleasure of killing you.

62. France is not the person to ask about advice on staying trim.

63. In fact, France is not the person to ask advice for anything!

64. I have Norway to witness this, for the last time, my "imaginary" friends are REAL!

65. You and I both know Nantucket is simply Nantucket. Don't make me pull it.

66. You cannot win a drinking competition between either Denmark or Prussia. Trying will get you intoxicated and think that my bed is yours.

67. I do not eat McDonalds. You know that already.

68. Waving around a lightsaber does not make you a Jedi any more than waving around a sword, ring, or wand makes you Aragorn, Frodo, or Harry Potter (in that order)

69. If you do not believe in magical creatures, why continue asking me if there are any dragons in America?

70. Canada is not a punching bag. Nor a Baltic. Do not treat him like one, even if it is accidental.

71. I thought all people knew this, DON'T SPEAK WITH FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH!

72. The ice cream I bought you is not going anywhere soon. You don't have to run at me and break every bone in your body to claim it.

73. Canada is not a suitable decoy when trying to escape the wrath of some other country. Most either can't see him, or will attempt to murder him, which is very bad.

74. My bed is not a suitable place to hide from storms.

75. Although it is better than France's.

76. Don't race around the conference room tugging on the curls of Italy, Romano, Canada, Norway, South Korea, Lithuania's ponytail, and my eyebrows. It will result in the swift and extremely painful vengeance of Germany, Spain, Denmark, Russia, and myself.

77. Um, I forgot a word there. Again.

78. Don't ask Estonia to hack Russia's computer for you. It's rude, and Estonia would be the one to suffer the consequences.

79. Yelling, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" whenever I walk in the room is unnecessary.

80. Everybody does not love you. Don't sing that song at the top of your lungs.

81. Don't take France to the World Showcase at EPCOT, even if he claims he wants to see what you did for his country. He really just wants to see the belly dancer in Morocco.

82. And then buy me the clothes from there that resemble the belly dancers.

83. There's a reason the English are modest; it's because we don't LIKE clothes like that.

84. Besides, I'm a boy, and those are clearly women's clothes.

85. Making a movie with Hungary is BAD, even if you like filming.

86. And no, I would not like to star in one, either.

87. If you ask Japan to make you a USUK manga, fine. Just don't send me a copy and expect me to like it.

88. And even if I did, I wouldn't tell you on the internet or over the phone, where anyone can listen in.

89. Don't start random spam battles with Estonia on his blog. He will delete them and report you.

90. After all, one can only take you "MOOOOOOOOO" –ing at them so many times.

91. Latvia is not to be stuffed in a box and given to Sealand as a present for his birthday. It will still not make him a country.

92. And it brings emotional strain on Latvia, which isn't good.

93. "So I heard you like mudkips" is not a good response to a question.

94. You also cannot "fire your lazar."

95. In fact, if you had a lazar, I'd be seriously concerned.

96. It is not appropriate to sing the "Nom nom nom" song just before/while you are eating.

97. See rule 71 for why you can't sing while eating.

98. I am tired, I am bored, I am mad, I am humiliated that you've done all these things. Now is not a good time to ask me for a candy bar.

99. Because I shall break from stress and kill you.

100. In other words, please do not make me write any more of these rules…

~Arthur Kirkland, personification of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, a.k.a. England