First of all, massive thanks for all of the feedback for last chapter! Wow :) Okay, so I will continue this, but April Fool's will be in two parts, so I can give you guys one a week. This is part one, the plan. On Wednesday, April Fool's, there will be the prank war.
I have not finished part 2 yet. IF ANYONE HAS PRANKS THEY WANT ME TO PUT IN, PM ME OR LEAVE A REVIEW! I'm taking requests ;) And I need more ideas for funny stuff the Avengers could do to each other, so your support would be a massive help.
And don't worry. I'm planning on doing an Easter Prank War too.
Alright, hope you guys enjoy!
I don't own the Avengers.
There was one thing on Clint's mind. Not uncommon though, but this time it was different. This time, it was war in the simplest of terms.
It was March thirty-first. And revenge was all he could think about.
His teeth were still a light shade of green from being pranked a few weeks prior. His room and clothes were cleaned of the green substances, but his pride was still wounded.
There was no doubt in his mind that Natasha and Steve were planning something else, probably with Tony under their wing.
The way he saw it, there were now two clear cut teams. Steve, Nat, and Tony. Then himself, Thor, who was always willing to help, and Bruce, who may take some convincing.
The other team was up in the gym, probably planning. Clint called Thor and Bruce over the com and told them to meet him on the communal floor.
Thor arrived first, all smiles. "You require my assistance?" he asked, plopping down on one of the couches.
"Yeah. Let's wait for Bruce," Clint replied devilishly.
Right on queue, Bruce walked in, looking tired as usual. "You rang, Barton."
"Yes I did. I have a very important mission for both of you." Both of their heads perked up in anticipation. "As you know, Steve, Tasha, and Tony had fun turning me green on St. Patrick's Day. I think revenge is on the table. Two teams against each other for April Fool's. You guys in?"
Thor spoke quickly in an excited tone. "I will be most pleased to help you exact revenge upon our friends."
Clint turned to Bruce, who was deep in thought. Finally, he sighed. "I could do with some getting Tony back for some lab pranks he's done. I'm in."
Clint broke into a huge smile. "Great! I have some plans already. Let's get going. We're wasting prank light."
"Please tell us about some of your revenge plots," Thor said and looked up towards Clint expectantly. Bruce sat down on the couch and did the same.
"I think we should all take a person to prank. I can take Steve, since Nat would be too obvious. Bruce, how about you get Nat, since she seems to trust you the most." Bruce nodded in agreement. "And Thor, I'll leave you with Tony. That sound alright?"
"This plan seems fair. But we need ideas about the revenge exactly. What should we do?" Bruce asked.
"Stay away from themes this time. It is literally the national prank day. Anything goes," Clint replied.
Bruce clicked his fingers. "Simple, yet effective. I say we do it on Tony. The sleeping hand in a bowl of warm water. Works every time and he will be the easiest to prank with it."
"I like it!" Thor exclaimed. "Sir Barton, maybe you could play on the Captain's trustworthiness. Ask him for help with something, but it turns into a revenge."
"Good idea! Man, why can't we come up with good ideas like these for actual missions?" Both men shrugged their shoulders.
"Hm, Bruce, you're getting Nat. That's gonna be hard. Oh!" He snapped his fingers together in an excited gesture. "What about the bucket of water over the door prank. But with paint or eggs? Man, she would get so pissed at that!"
Bruce nodded. "I'd rather not endanger my life and you seem more happy about that idea. How about you steal it from me and do it to Nat and I can think of something else?"
"Fine with me!" Clint exclaimed.
"Okay, we all know what day it is tomorrow. Clint and his team are obviously planning some stuff. We have to also," Natasha said once all three of them were in the gym. "We can't fall for anything."
"Piece of cake. Now. Ideas for prank number two?" Tony asked and stretched out on the wood floor. Natasha wondered if this was his first time in the gym. Ever.
"Well, we have to think about Bruce and Thor also instead of just Clint. Thor is innocent and will help with anything. Bruce may be tougher. Clint we know." Natasha stated the facts. Her eyes fell to Steve, who was deep in thought. She rolled her eyes before continuing. "Look, Steve. If you don't want to be a part of it, just say so. If you think this is too much, we get it."
Steve looked up from the floor and smiled at her. "I've got Thor. You get Clint. Tony, you know Bruce best. You get him." A devious smirk began to cross both Natasha and Tony's faces. "This is war. And we are soldiers. And we will win, no matter how much we get covered in paint or whatever else they throw at us!"
"Aye aye captain!" Tony yelled and mock saluted towards Steve, who returned the gesture with a smile on his face.
Natasha realized that this was one of the few moments where the two opposite men actually agreed on something and were making jokes together. Maybe all it would take to mend their relationship would be a makeshift war in their own home.
"So. I have some ideas… Like you were saying, Nat, do something with his arrows," Steve suggested.
"I do something science related to Brucey, since we're always in the lab together," Tony chimed in.
"And Steve, play on Thor's innocence towards certain things. That should work," she replied.
"Alright. We all have our missions. I say that if we come up with another prank that goes against who we have been assigned, we do that too. All in agreement?" Steve asked. Both Natasha and Tony raised their hands. "Looks like we've got some more planning to do."
They all ate dinner together on the communal floor like nothing as up. Everyone acted normal and innocent, but there was a tinge of anticipation in the air.
"Clint," Natasha said, greeting her fellow Avenger as she sat down on the couch.
"Tasha," he remarked. "Just so you know, you are so going down tomorrow."
Natasha chuckled. "Wait and see, Legolas. Wait and see."
Okay, next Wednesday is part two. Remember, if you have any hilarious pranks that you want to be included, send them over! I'll do a little thing where I thank people for their ideas as well ;)