10 Ways to Annoy Each Member of the HIMYM Gang

by TheINFJLioness

Want to find ways to piss off the HIMYM gang? Read this! Marshall is up! Lily and Tracy are next!

2. Chapter 2

Now for 10 ways to annoy Ted!

1. Tell him that he and "Forever Alone Guy" are twins.

2. Tell him that architecture is for losers who will die virgins.

3. Tell him he looks hideous in anything that is not a suit.

4. Sing, "I Wanna Know What Love Is" loudly whenever he is flirting with a girl

5. Make a meme out of him and call it "Taylor Swift as a Man."

6. Sing "Bang Bang Bangity Bang" whenever Robin is flirting with another man.

7. Whenever he breaks up with his girlfriend, sing "Mosbius Designs Has Failed" over and over again until he tries to kill you.

8. Tell him that girls claim they want nice guys but actually want assholes-therefore, he will forever be friend-zoned.

9. Say he is Taylor Swift as a man to his face

10. Tell him to choose between Tracy and Robin

R&R