Boots

I never knew the sold wigs here.

Two minutes later

And knickers. Dave is having fun with this.

4:00pm

In my bedroom

There is a Stiff Dylans gig tonight at the Buddha Lounge. It's a Wednesday, but because it's summer there seems to be some party or another at least twice a week. Anyways, Dave and I were getting ready.

4:02pm

Forty million years later he finally came out of the bathroom. It was my turn to have the laughing fit. He had insisted on borrowing one of my bras, and had stuffed it with two extremely inflated balloons. I had told him that it was fine if he just wore the outfit and wig, but he said he "needed to get into character". He was touching his nungas in the mirror. Character my arse.

Dave said, "Now if only these were real…"

That's when Gordy jumped from my closet and onto Dave, popping his fake basoomas.

I sighed, "I'll get the oranges…"

8:00pm

Met the Ace Gang and their boyfri-…erm…girlfri-…lovers in drag at the clock tower.

Dave was wearing all black, even his 4 inch heels, he was copying off my sophisticosity at all times wear, and had a medium length, brown wig on. I had a dark brown tousled wig on, and wore a dark blue button down shirt, a black tie, and jeans.

Rosie had a blonde, spiky wig on, and was using Sven's Viking shorts, and t-shirt entirely covered in fur. Sven had a medium length blond wig on, and was wearing a mini skirt, also made out of fur, a bikini top, and combat boots.

Jas had a short brown wig on, and was wearing a white button down shirt and jeans, and Tom had a long blond wig on that was put into a side ponytail, and was wearing an extremely short, even for what Jas would wear, blue mini skirt, a light blue halter top, and heels.

I asked, "Are you wearing really big knickers?"

Tom nodded yes.

Ellen had a brown, medium length wig, and was wearing a collared shirt, and tan trousers, and Peter had a long, light brown wig on, and was wearing a dress, and heels, but he had gone way past the natural at all times makeup look, and was starting to look like a clown, with orange lippy.

Jools had a black wig on, and was wearing a suit, and Rollo had a curly, brown wig on, and was wearing a v-neck dark purple dress, and heels.

The piece de whatsit was the fact that the guys seemed to have used the fruit idea. And that Sven and Dave shaved their legs.

We all started to walk towards the Buddha Lounge.

8:35pm

Dave asked, "Would you like to know what you will have to do when you lose this bet?"

If he wasn't so gorgey I would be forced to kill him.

I said, "No."

Dave said, "I'll give you a hint, it involves lots of costumes, and you feeding me midget gems.

I tried to walk a little faster. But he caught up to me. And put his arm around my waste. My lips automatically puckered. Damn him. He turned my turned my chin towards him,(and the rest of my head, and body, unless he has a strange fetish for chin kissing, but it also is Dave…shut up, shut up!) and kissed me, we did a quick number 6, and he skipped off ahead of me to go talk to Tom. I could feel myself going jelloid.

8:42pm

I don't understand his ability to do that. It's not like I even like him. Well I'm not sure who I like, but I can tell you one thing, it is not Dave the Laugh. Maybe I don't like anyone at the moment. Robbie went back to Kiwi-a-gogo land, and I was still confused about Masimo. My redbottomosity, and cosmic horn are in storage right now.

8:45pm

I think.

Buddha Lounge

We got to the entrance and Sven said something in Reindeer-a-gogo. I think I've narrowed Reindeer-a-gogo land down to somewhere near, or in Czechoslovakia, but of course I never really do remember all the places in Koala-a-gogo land (i.e. Australia).

Anyways, where was I before I so rudely interrupted myself? Oh yes. The bouncer let us in, that is after Sven picked him up and kissed him on both cheeks. Rosie laughed along. I can only imagine their kids.

Once we were in the club, we reviewed our normal routine to the guys, (i.e. Tart's wardrobe, dance, hair flicky, more dancing, and tart's wardrobe).

We also cautioned them of the boy entrancers possibly getting stuck together scenario. They still insisted on wearing them, so no one can say they had no be fairly warned.

9:15pm

Dancing with Dave. I realized how well he picked up on girls dance moves.

I said, "You make a great girl."

Dave said, "I know, I'm quite literally gorgeous." Then he shimmied.

A slow song came on, I put my arms around Dave's waste, and he put his arms around my neck. This was nice.

All of a sudden, Dave stopped dancing.

Dave said, "uhh, Gee… I think I need to start a conga line, can you help me?" He pointed at his eyes which were closed.

I asked, "Are you boy entrancers stuck?"

Dave nodded his head yes.

I put Dave's hands on my shoulders and we conga'd off to the tart's wardrobe. But sadly, even with the conga line, Dave was about as blind as a bat on deaf tablets in a thunderstorm. I can't even explain that one.

He kept falling into people, and eventually Sven picked him up and put him on his shoulders.

I told Rosie about Dave's boy entrancers, and she whispered in Sven's ear. It sounded like a lot of grunting, but it got Sven to bring Dave to the loo.

Tart's wardrobe

I had taken off my wig once I got into the bathroom, for fear of scaring girls out of it, like Sven does so well.

One minute later

No matter how hard I pulled, I couldn't get Dave's fake eyelashes off.

I said, "Dave I might have to cut your eyelashes."

10:00pm

Walking to Jas' house with Dave the Laugh, Jas, and Tom.

Dave is pretending he's blind, and that I am his Seeing Eye dog.

One minute later

My dog name is Lucky.

Two minutes later

He asked for a stick to poke the ground with. Oof. He hit me in the back of my knees and I fell over.

Dave said, "Bad dog, no treats."

Jas' house

Her parents are out. Dave and I went into her bathroom. This is just more proof of how amazingly normal her family is, she has her own bathroom.

I've managed to pull one of the boy entrancers off, but the other one won't budge.

I said, "Dave I'm still going to need to cut your eye lashes if you want to be able to see out of your right eye."

He sighed, and with much persistence, he allowed me to.

I felt bad, having to cut off some of his eyelashes. I always liked how they curled up, and it showed off soft brown ey- stop it! Shut up! You don't see him that way!

12:30am

Dave the Laugh and Tom have gone home.

After I got Dave's eye lashes off, we made some snacks and watched a movie. It was about an orange, fat cat, I mean he is literally almost bigger than Angus . He likes lasagna and you can never figure out if his voice is his thoughts or him talking out loud.

I mean it's a cat for one, but it is animated, but at some points I felt like his owner was responding to what that cat was saying or thinking…

Oh this is going to keep me up all night…

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A/N

Second chapter! I like writing this story so far. I hope you guys like reading it.

Review whatever your thoughts!

Xoxo

Tay