Well that was a nice nap, I feel all rested. Except for the fact that I'm in a room that smells. Nope, can't even describe it. But that doesn't matter. What matters is I need to leave and start over again.
But I can't do that if I'll just get killed by Vader again. I gotta get some moves. I got strength and luck. Maybe I need some speed. Yeah like a battering ram. Just like how lightspeed was one.
New Quest
Create a Super Attack
Rewards
New Attack
XP- 10,000
Alright then, now let's start cooking. Maybe this move has something to do with the Force.
Midichlorians: 25.000
You are a Force Sensitive meaning you can bend the Force to your will as a member of the Light or the Dark.
Damn that's a shit ton. Now let's the cooking.
Cannot use the Force without special training. To learn the Force a Force user is required for training.
Damnit, no cooking for me.
New Quest
Get a teacher to learn the ways of the force as a Jedi or a Sith.
Reward
Force Proficiency Lv 1
Jedi Padawan/Sith Apprentice Title and Status
Training Lightsaber
Vibroblade
10000 XP
10000 Credits
Damn it. Vader did say I would've been a great apprentice but the Emperor said no. Maybe I can get Ben to do it. Never mind, he and Yoda wouldn't train me after what happened on Alderaan. So guess I'm screwed in that area.
Maybe meditation should help.
Meditation unlocked
Lv. 1
So I meditated until I got an idea. The game never said a teacher had to willingly teach me. So I think about the one Force Ability that I've seen.
For using your mind to unlock an ability on your own you gain 3 INT and 2 WIS.
Great it worked! Now let's try this baby out.
'Force Speed'
I ram myself into a wall. Ouch that hurt.
Quest Complete
Get a teacher to learn the ways of the force as a Jedi or a Sith.
Reward
Force Proficiency Lv 1
Sith Apprentice Title and Status (Gained from learning a Force Ability from Darth Vader)
Training Lightsaber
Vibroblade
10000 XP
10000 Credits
Ok that makes sense, although the training lightsaber is basically worthless to me. But now I can actually use the Force I'm not so helpless against Vader anymore.
Now I still need to leave. Confined spaces aren't a good place for this but I got nothing else. So I'll try to max this out. Alright body, try to hold out for me.
'Force Speed'
'Force Speed'
'Force Speed'
Yeah this is gonna take a while.
24 Hours Later
So nothing much happened while training besides the walls crushing me 5 times. But you should see my level for the skill.
Force Speed
Lv. 67
Yep that's right. I did nothing but train this move for 10 hours straight so of course I would've gotten it this high . I also got another idea for speed, Sonic. Yes so I 'borrowed' Sonic's signature moves. Ain't being the Gamer a wonderful thing?
Spin Attack
Lv. 42
Spin Dash
Lv. 25
Homing Attack
Lv. 19
While I didn't max them out, I at least gotten them to a decent point. Trash monsters make great dummies. But it honestly feels weird curling up into a ball, so that's how Sonic feels. But enough about hedgehogs because now it's time to resume my rain of terror.
"Spin Dash!!" I shouted as I burst out the room in a brown ball. Just like Sonic, I dash threw the nameless stormtroopers easily. I'm pretty sure all they see is a brown ball. Before I continue with this I decide to put some appropriate music.
I know that my Spin Dash and Spin Attack are leveling up better now. They work even better with Force Speed. Even a Homing Attack works with it. Plus if you add my strength than these bucket heads stand no chance.
When I stop, I notice my handiwork. Dead troopers, even from 10 hours ago. A good idea to loot their bodies. According to a communicator I 'found', the damage I did was 34% to the whole Death Star. Goddammit I'm a badass. I did all of this single handedly, choosing to ignore the Star Destroyers bombing me in a hangar.
Now I wonder what happened with the main characters. Do they still have the plans? Is Luke training with Ben? How about Leia? On a lesser note those guys from Rebels. Not sure about all of those.
So once again I'm rolling around at the speed of sound. I added blasters to my ball of death making it a ball of shooting death. Huh, neat.
But thanks to me not paying attention again while moving I crashed. Into a shuttle. On its hyperdrive. Resulting in an explosion mixing with other shuttles with hyperdrives. At least a dozen or 2.
Once again I respawned. As I got up I got a notification but before I could see it, I was filled with blaster bolts. And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming. Still not stopping. So yeah I was in total pain. With that I did a Dark Force Speed in anger added to a Spin Dash but here's the kicker.
It was insanely fast. All I saw was blue. Then I died a second later. And respawned in space. Now what the fuck was that!!? I mean I saw lightspeed outside of a ship. Now lucky for me I had a breather equipped, bless my luck.
Quest Complete
Create a Super Attack
Rewards
New Attack
XP- 10,000
Level up!
Lv. 254
Super Attack Name: _
Holy Shit! I made a super attack. Yes it wasn't intentional but who the hell cares. Now what to call it. Maybe Hyperdash or Lightdash. Yeah Lightdash sounds cool.
Super Attack Name: [Lightdash] Lv. 2
Note that Super Attack names can be changed later if you wish.
Lightdash: A version of the Spin Dash enhanced by lightspeed. Extremely dangerous and difficult to use let alone master as a single mistake can lead to death, only the most proficient of this technique can barely survive. This move can cut through much more than the regular Spin Dash but requires more physical strength. If mastered, this move can be used to cut fleets. This technique is only usable by absorbing energy used by a hyperdrive and knowledge of the Spin Dash.
Goddamn! HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS OVERPOWERED AS HELL!!!!!! THIS COULD CUT MOTHERFUCKING FLEETS! I NEED TO MAX THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MOVE. And I have a perfect target. While not a fleet or even a moon it will do. I rev up my Lightdash and zoom.
Just like butter. Of course I died but who cares. I don't, the Force doesn't, and neither does the Game.
Lightdash leveled up!
Lv. 4
Dead. Respawned inside. Again
Lightdash leveled up!
Lv. 7
Dead. Again
Lightdash leveled up!
Lv. 8
I must have hit something important. Now let's get rid of that laser. Again
And this to my power high, my OP move somehow got better. It absorbed the Death Star's laser energy. Oh yes. Now time to abuse the shit out of it.
Advanced Move locked.
Must max out Lightdash before using advanced version.
Ooooh. Imagine a planet destroying move at level one, so OP. But I guess a less OP version is good too. Now let's get back to leveling this boy up.
' Lightdash '
Lightdash leveled up!
Lv. 11
Dead
'Lightdash'
Lightdash leveled up!
Lv. 13
Dead
Just gotta aim this one into the reactor core so I can get that XP. But before I could, out came a fleet. Led by Darth Vader, fucking neat. In the next 5 seconds or so, I was blasted by everything.
This time I respawned in a Star Destroyer. Again I abuse Lightdash, becoming a brown blur once more. Bursting out into 4 other destroyers.
Lightdash leveled up!
Lv. 16
Leveled Up!
Lv. 238
I end up respawning on the one I wanted the least, The Executor. But with Lightdash I can kill Darth Vader and get XP, credits, rep, and his gear.
I decided that I should take on his men the normal way. Why not?
I found cover and spammed stickys and grenades. They did their job well. I rose from behind the crate with a Vibroblade. You can guess where I'm going. I cut a guy's head off, multiple guys' heads. Surprising that it worked, weird.
After 5 minutes of this, my second confrontation came in. The Sith Lord himself.
"You are a dead man! How can this be! How did you cheat death!?" He demanded. He held out his lightsaber waiting for an answer. He changed his mind and just threw it at me. I took it. Not gonna tell him about the Gamer at all tho. But I can bullshit with a meme.
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?" I could tell that Vader was stunned, you wouldn't expect a story only two people knew from decades ago.
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his retarded apprentice almost everything he knew, then that bitch apprentice killed him in his sleep because he was a pussy. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself." I told the tale adding a few things. I looked at the Sith. He's wondering how the hell do I even know this. He hacked off my libs before stabbing my head.
I still decided to blow his mind even further. "You really fucked up here haven't you Skywalker. First your mom died, not really your fault but you could've sneaked out to check earlier. Second Ahsoka left the jedi club, good thing too otherwise she'd be dead thanks to you. Third you betray what you fought for the majority of your life and who you fought with. You tried it against Obi-Wan "I have the high ground" Kenobi. Then worst of all you kill Padme, she was fine as hell and I'd love to smash. Basically you fucked everything up, everything would be better if you died." I love a good taunt.
Dun Moch Unlocked
Dun Moch Lv. 6
Damn that must've rustled his jammies.
/
Vader/Anakin was boiling with rage. This Wookie who couldn't even use the Force kept cheating death and threw back at him his greatest mistakes in life. This Wookie dared speak of Padme in such a vulgar manner. He will show this Wookie the true power of the Dark Side and his hatred. So what that he couldn't die, he'll be begging for death soon enough.
/
Well I guess this is where the entertainment starts. I pulled out a missile launcher and fired. He Force Pushed it back at me. Dead
I use Spin Dash, and then a Homing Attack. He dodged but got hit but the second move as it hit its mark on his back. He grabbed me with the Force and crushed my body slowly. While slamming me up, down, and sideways. Not fun.
I respawned behind him with a Spin Dash enhanced with Force Speed. Once again I damaged his back taking off some armor. I hit him with a Homing Attack barrage. Some attempts hit him and some were pushed or slashed aside.
'Observe'
Name: Anakin Skywalker
Title: Darth Vader
Race: Human
Sex: Male
Level: 27000
HP: 174573/270000
FE: 10466/27000*
Good, I'm doing damage plus damage he got from ship destruction. As for the asterisks I guess that's from losing his limbs. Now I got to end this fast before he gets backup.
I grabbed his arm and dashed with it. Dragging the Sith all over the floor leaving marks on them. I drag back and forth before throwing him through a door. Behind that door was the Executor's engine. But before he went through.
"SPINDASH BARRAGE!!!"
Zoomed there, zoomed here, zoomed everywhere. Any attempt to kill me is dodged or revived. But I'm too fast while sorta furious. My last dash takes both legs leaving him to float. I decide to finish it off with my super attack.
"LIGHTDASH!" I shouted as I put all of my limited Force Energy into Force Speed to help. Overkill, yes but there is no kill like overkill. I went straight through the former Dark Lord with that attack. As I did, the yellow and hateful eyes meet my Wookie eyes, as if he's trying to glare me to death. I just smile just to taunt a dead man.
"Damn you Wookie" He rasped in a weak, dying voice. A weak, dying, human voice. The last words of Anakin Skywalker.
We both crash into the main power supply. Darth Vader died from the explosion, an agonizing death.
Lightdash leveled up!
Lv. 32
Quest Complete
Kill Darth Vader
Reward
Darth Vader's Armor
Darth Vader's Lightsaber
Darth Vader's Castle
XP- 1,000,000,000
Credits -100,000,000,000
Title of Darth Vader
Rebellion
Reputation 10,000,000*
Galaxy
Reputation 10,000,000*
Emperor Palpatine
Reputation -1,000
Darth Sidious
Reputation 1,000
Level Up!
Lv. 874
GODDAMN DO YOU SEE DIS. LIKE DAMN THIS IS SO WORTH DYING MULTIPLE TIMES. MY LEVEL IS NEAR THE THOUSANDS.
Then the explosion caused the ship to jump into lightspeed somehow. Right into the Death Star. In turn causing it to go into lightspeed, somehow.
So me and the surviving Imperials were going with it. So where did we go? Strange enough, Alderaan. Damn, what the hell Alderaan? It's like it was destined to die to this thing.
All of this with Interstellar's docking theme in the background of my mind.
Now when I said we were going to Alderaan, I meant we were going to reenact the death of the dinosaurs on a planetary scale.
All I can say is that this planet's luck is shit, and that it's gonna go out burning or creating a black hole. Something.
No one could possibly survive this. Escape pods injected have a high chance of crashing. All I can say is two things. One, I wonder how big the bang and how pretty. Two, the XP.
When I look at the Imperials faces, I see genuine fear on them. Too bad I don't care much for extras.
Now let me just say that this is beautiful. Yes, the destruction of a planet is indeed beautiful. Unlike the original, the rebooted version was more than just an explosion. It was nature, art was a beautiful explosion.
But sadly it was only for two seconds.
New Perk unlocked
Destroyer
Description: You destroy, it's what you do.
Improves destructive actions by 50% but decreases constructive actions by 25%
New Perk unlocked
Mass Destroyer
Description: You destroy on a large scale, you like some men just want to see the world burn.
Improves destructive actions by 75% but decreases constructive actions by 50%
New Title unlocked
The Death of Alderaan
Your actions have resulted in the death of Alderaan and of all of its inhabitants. For that you have earned this Title.
Effects: You are now locked to [Loathed] and [Feared] by those of Alderaan. You inspire fear to most and respect to some. -55% higher fear to Light Sided/Moral Characters. 55% higher respect to Dark Sided/Amoral Characters.
The Dark Side comes to you far easier due to your part in the event of mass death. 55% to the Dark Side. The Light Side comes to you far more difficult to your part in the event of mass death.
Note: To lose this Title you'd have to do an act of good that far outweighs what you've done. Even then you won't be making [Friends] with anyone of Alderaan decent in any generation soon.
Wow. Just wow. This is going to cause major headaches for me in the future, that's for sure. My only hope is that Palpatine would overlook the destruction of the Death Star and Darth Vader. Sure he did for Luke but he had plot armor while I didn't. But maybe that 55% respect might come in handy.
Damn, to think all of this could've been avoided if I just left the damn station. Oh well, no use crying over spilled milk. But now all I want is a nap, dying multiple times can do that to you.
Level up!
Lv. 1,314
Ok never mind that level up totally made this worth it. Then again I guess all of the lives on Alderaan had to accumulate regardless of importance. But damn.
However before I could continue on that thought I find myself feeling a helluva lot hotter. I look around only to see what would be best described as hell. And right in front of me was a tall and black castle.
Welcome to your new safehouse.
[Darth Vader]'s Castle
Location: Mustafar