I'm thinking this will be a drawn out, long thingy. But maybe just around 10 chapters. So, here's part 2. R&R!!! It will please me beyond all pleasing right now! Also, if you have little ideas, lemme know! Peas

Austin and his new friend had been dancing all night, once more. He just couldn't help but be around her. She was a wonder to watch, seeming to make all the guys around stop and marvel at her hips swaying to and fro, keeping time with the tunes.

The night had soon turned to the next day and Austin convinced the girl to go and grab a bit to eat.

As the two hopped into Austin's car, they drove to the closest café that was still open. They ate silently and afterwards, Austin decided to take her to his favorite look-out point, Thames Lookout.

Once they arrived, Austin hopped out of the car. Running for the opposite side, he opened the passenger door and let her out. "The view is better from here." He said as he led her to the front of the car, picking her up and setting her on the top, then sitting next to her.

Austin watched her as she turned to look at the view. "Oh, wow. It's beautiful." She said as she overlooked city lights for miles.

"I'm glad you like it." Austin replied as he turned to see it for himself.

A short amount of time had passed, and the two had snuggled together, just watching the city. This girl was the ultimate distraction from life, Austin thought. So, without hesitation, he turned to her and kissed her lightly on the lips, being sure to not go much farther than that. She gave the kiss back and they returned their heads forward, holding each other and staring into the distance.

Austin soon pulled away, slightly, looking at the girl in wonder. "I just realized something, baby." He said, lifting a hand to shift his glasses.

"What is it, Austin?" She asked a little surprised.

"I don't even know your name!"

"I guess I should have told you by now?" She said with a little chuckle. "It's Leah. Leah Shagwell." She replied.

Seeming satisfied with the answer, Austin nestled back in with Leah before he suddenly jumped up and off the car. "Shagwell?!" He screamed as she jumped in her seat.

"Yes." She mustered another chuckle, amongst the moment, "As my mother used to say: 'Shagwell by name, Shag very well by reputation.'" She said with a coy smile, approaching Austin.

Jumping back from the girl, Austin held his hands out so as she couldn't get any closer.

"Austin, what's gotten into you?" She asked disgusted.

Austin remained speechless for a few seconds before blurting some sort of gibberish that the girl couldn't understand.

"Felicity?" He finally blurted out, in which Leah fully understood.

"My mother, yes." A little slow to understand, herself, Leah finally came to the conclusion. "You knew my mother?!" She screamed as she backed up herself. "You shagged her didn't you?!" She screamed, letting the city of London hear also.

"Alright, baby, alright." Austin started, recouping and straightening out his jacket, smiling broadly. "As long as you tell me you know your father, It's easy peasy."

Leah fell silent, and then covered her mouth in disgust, finally lifting it off to speak. "I never knew my father. But…he was a swinger!" And with a scream, Leah witness Austin run to the bushes and let out his early morning breakfast.

Austin made his way to the driver's side of the car when he was finished. There, Leah sat in the passenger's seat, horrified, facing forward.

Austin had been putting the moves on his daughter. But could she really be? There was a possibility, he thought, that she could have been Fat Bastards. Or some other swingers'. He hadn't seen Felicity in about seventeen years, and that was about how old Leah looked.

As he sat, he looked straight ahead, perplexed at his own audacity. It was a good thing, though, that he hadn't gone too far with her. That was one very good thing.

"So. Austin Powers might be my father." She said, slapping her hands to her thighs.

"Don't say that!" He yelled as if he'd been accused of a crime.

"How's Felicity?" Austin asked finally, still keeping his head facing forward.

"Mum died a year ago." Leah said quietly, letting her childish manor show. Austin then turned to look at the girl, distraught in the face.

"Well, where can I take you?" He asked as he started the car and pulled from his lookout spot. He figured he would never go back there again.

"My step-fathers, I suppose."

And at that, Austin was heartbroken, and it showed on his face. Felicity had married again. Of course, he didn't think about it much. He had been with many women after sending Felicity back to the 60's.

Austin soon arrived at the home where Leah had directed him too.

"It's been…fun, Austin." Leah said, squinting in slight disgust at her previous thoughts about him.

Soon Austin was back at his Apartment that overlooked the London city. Closing the blinds, shutting off the view of the world, he headed to bed and planned to not wake up for as long as possible.

- - - - - - - - - -

That evening, Austin awoke and walked from the room, where he saw Dougie at the stove and Mini-me sitting on the counter next to him.

"Good Morning." He said quieter than he ever said anything, normally. Dougie turned to see a groggy-looking Austin, naked and holding his robe.

"I think…you've forgotten something." Dougie said slowly, pointing to the robe, as Mini-me averted his eyes.

"Oh. Sorry." Austin said sluggishly, throwing the robe on, and sitting at the bar across from the two in the kitchen.

"Bad night?" Dougie asked as placed a plate of food in front of Austin.

"The worst."

"What happened, that girl wouldn't shag you?"

"Disgusting!" Austin replied as he walked from the bar to the sofa.

He later filled Dougie and Mini-Me in on how Felicity had bore him a daughter, and it had been the groovy chick from the night before. He spent the next few days in a rut. Getting in contact with the girl would be a must, but for now, he needed to clear his mind of how close he came to going too far with his own daughter.