The scientific Theory of pants on your ass!

"Such a lonely day… And it's mine, the most loneliest day of my life" I sung looking up at the clouds. My arms folded as they cradled my head, the summer breeze lifting my soul to wonder my curious mind. For once in my life, I, Haruka Nanase is at peace without doubt in my mind that being at ease wouldn't hurt for a few moments.

I opened my eyes, then closed them again, "Ah, god damn sun killed the moment" I groaned rubbing them roughly. The sound of a loud bird hovering over me made me uneasy. "Oh well, that's what I get for trying to enjoy myself" I sighed sitting up and doing an unneeded hair flip.

SCWOOOOOOAW!" The bird cried and I jumped up, well, time to go... I walked to school I realized I was running late, which normally wouldn't bother me but today we've got swim try outs! "Crap" I muttered, I started to speed up "Oh, excuse me Haruka!" A boy cried jumping in front of me. "I'm sorry but, I've liked you for a long time now and... Well…" he started to say. I checked my watch, "I'm in love with you Haru-" I shoved him out of the way and ran, "Move bitch!" I huffed running. "Crap, crap, crap, crap!" I thought, what the hell, I swear it was just 8 am. How is it 8:45 am, it was as if time had skipped. I looked at the road ahead of me which was crowded with cars, "That's right!" I gasped.

There was a short cut right between the lake to the school, I ran down the hill as I undressed. BOOM BOOM BOOM, I slid down the hill nearly breaking my neck, I looked up, "NANI! W-What, a toy plane. Is someone shooting at me?!" I cried as I began to run faster. I looked back and the huge bird flew into the plane violently, so the bird was after that plane. But why was the plane shooting at me?! Oh well, thanks bird, I can't say I'd like to see you again but I sure do owe you one!

Diving into the mid-cold water, I swam at lightning speed across the lake andmy heart skipped, it's that feeling again! H-How did I get to the other side of the lake so fast?! Time had skipped again. I jumped up out of the water like a dolphin racing toward the school, I smiled, I could see the students in the back hallway.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" I screamed charging toward the back door, "BOOOM!" My head bounced off of the clear glass door. As I fell the floor the last thing I saw was the label on the door that said "Pull, don't push". "Fuck" I whispered hitting the ground. I blacked out.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAKE UP!" Rin yelled at me, I bolted up getting a quick mental picture of all the people around me. Oh nice, I was asleep; question is how much of that shit-show was real? "Oh my gosh, he's butt ass naked!" I heard a voice say. Well shiiiiiiiiit. "Wow, I didn't know you were packing arms like that Haruka" Rei smiled devilishly. "Uh, I'm sooooo jealous, I want to touch- I mean where are your clothes Haru?" Nagisa asked. "What were you trying to do here, find a soul mate; I mean it's not like I even care. Your so stupid bro!" Rin barked before walking off.

I felt a little pissed off, that's not what he said the other night if memory serves me right! I looked down, holy shit; I'm naked! I didn't even realize it. Damn it, that hit to the head must have done some real damage. Screw that, I was swimming so fast my boxers came off, I looked around me. I was totally surrounded by a large group of people, "I-I" I started to say. Oh no, what do I say, everyone's laughing at me, I swallowed hard. "I'm sexy and I know it" I sung doing a little dance. Fuck.

Later that day.

Rin was such a jerk, I hated his guts; he always acted like he was better than me and rarely showed he cared. We weren't dating but I still couldn't date anyone, more importantly I should be wondering who the hell is trying to kill me with a toy plane. "Haruka-sama, take me out for ice-cream!" Nagisa cried.

I huffed a bit mad, "Sure," I said without thinking. The science teacher walked out of the school in awe, "Into the nurses office now, you're going to learn the scientific theory of pants on your ass!" he yelled. I shrugged my head, "crap".

Creators Note:

The plane was "Little Boomer", the bird "Pet Shop" from Jojo, I thought I'd be bored re-posting this story but mixing it with Jojo gonna make it way better. I've got a new found motivation *Posing intensifies*