Disclaimer: Snowcone!
Chapter 2
(Airport)
Man: Ok just step through this metal detector.
Demyx: (Walks through)
Man: Ok next.
Xemnas: Why are you guys forcing me to do this!
Axel: Cause you've been very lazy and never go on any adventure!
Xemnas: (sighs) (walks though)
Man: Clear, NEXT!
Axel: (Walks through)
(Metal detector goes off)
Man: Sir please deposite any metal objects you have in to this box!
Axel: (Puts his pinwheels [im assuming] into the box)
Man: OK? NEXT!
Xigbar: (Walks through)
(Metal detector goes off again)
Man: Here you go! (hands him a box)
Xigbar: (Puts his guns in)
Woman: TERROIST!
Xigbar: What? (Gets jumped by old ladies)
Xaldin: PIE!
Ladies: AHHH! (Grab the pie and run)
Xaldin: Told you that worked!
(Plane)
Xemnas: Your right the pie even gets you first class!
(First class area)
Demyx: AXEL let's play a game!
Axel: NOOOO!
Demyx: But its extreme patty cake!
Axel: What?
Demyx: I'll show you. Hey little girl do you want to play extreme patty cake?
Girl: Ok.
Both: Patty, (Heavy metal voice) CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
(From outside the window demons fly by and the sky turns dark blood red)
(five minets later)
Demyx: Done!
(Everything disapears in a pop noise)
Axel: Um?
Demyx: Fun right!
Announcer: Folks that blood red apocolypse looking sky seems to have cleared now so we are ready to take off!
Stewardesses: (do the whole safety procedure)
Xaldin: My head hurts!
Saix: Wimp.
Xaldin: What was that?
Saix: Your mother!
Xaldin: Bastard!
(Axel, Luxord and Demyx row)
Demyx: Ok usually people get sick as soon as the plane takes off!
Axel: (Vomits)
Demyx: EW! (Hears the engines) ENGINE WORSHIP!
Luxord: What?
Demyx: (Throws him)
Luxord: MY SPINE!
Pilot: Please refrain from worship until the plane is at least 8000ft or higher in the air!
End of chapter two