Sophie POV:
I was getting a little annoyed with Edward's moping so I ran down to the garage and hopped into my blue and black Explorer. I kept my thoughts and destiny completely distracted, by sining The Chanukah Song by Adam Sandler. I got to Stables and went to the back of the store where they sold computer chairs. I bought 8 large cushiony purple leather chairs and packed them into the trunk of my car.
Alice and Emmett were already in the driveway bouncing excitedly. We brought the boxes in, and assembled them in the backyard. Taliana, Jasper, Alice, Carlisle, and Esme all gathered around to see what we were doing. I gave everyone a box with a sparkly multicolored bow on top and told them to go change. After 20 minutes everyone walked out stiffly in their spandex outfit.
"Ugh! Will you tell us what's going on already!" Complained Jasper fidgiting because his outfit was riding up.
I giggled, "Okay, we're going to have our first annual, SPIN OFF!" I exclaimed jumping up and and down happily.
"A wha?" Asked Tali.
"Well, we all sit in these chairs, and spin. You can't hold on, and the last one on the chair wins!!" I explained. Everyone nodded and went to sit in their assigned chair, except for Carlisle, who had strict instructions to wait infron of everyone.
They looked around nervously. All of a sudden a microphone came down from the sky, and a wrestling ring came out from under ground. Our chairs moved to each side of the ring. Taliana fell off. "HA! YOUR OUT!" Accused Jasper pointing at her.
"Nuuuhh! That doesn't count!" She yelled back.
"Yes it doooess!" He said sticking his tongue out childishly.
"SHUT IT, PANSY!"She said throwing a random rock at him.
"Hey! That's illegal!" He said continuing their arguement.
"Oh! So I AM still in the race?" She smirked.
"GUYS! SHUTTUP!" Yelled Edward, and blew his whistle, as he closed the sliding glass door and made his way into the ring, "No, it doesn't count, the even hasn't started yet.
Emmett, Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Tali and I burst into a fit of giggles as we watched Edward trying to adjust his pants which fit too snuggly, and almost ripped when he got into the ring. Jasper sat grumpily with his arms crossed.
Once we all calmed down Carlisle cleared his throat and spoke dramatically into the microphone.
"In this corner, we have the PIXIEEEE!!!" We heard cheering, and looked at where it was coming from. A giant crowd had formed around the ring. Everyone holding up signs for their favorite...spinner. "Next, we have the undefeated Pansy!!!" A lot less cheering. Jasper stuck his tongue out at the crowd.
"Next to The Pansy Is Grizzly-man, Physco Vamp and Physco Neighbor!" Roaring applause.
"And last, but NOT least! My lovely wife Esme, THE HOMEDEPOTWHORE!!!" He yelled into the mic" Even more applause.
"Stupid, Shiny VOlvo Owner will be the referree! This has been Dr. Feelgood!" He exclaimed, the still forming audience cheered and clapped. Carlisle took his spot. All of us spun as fast as we could and let go of the ropes. This is the part I hadn't accounted for. The chairs had wheels. We all rolled around bumping into each other and spinning in circles.
Tali was the first one to fall off because we both backed into each other. She was flung out of her chair and, ironically, into Edward's lips. He screamed girlishly, and Emmett go worried and rushed out of his chair to help her up.
Edward blew into his whistle, "PHYSCO VAMP AND GRIZZLY-MAN ARE OUT!" He said thrusting his right thumb over his shoulder for emphasis. "Aww's" surrounded us.
It was finally down to Jasper, and I. We were staring a each other intently, as we spun and tried to bump one another off their chairs. It'd been 2 days, and we were still spinning. A few people had gone home, but the rest of the cheering fans had deicded to camp out, which made great bussiness for the Newton's shop. Anyways...
They'd tried everything to get us to stop. Plungers, silly string...ostrages(A/N I'm watching Icarly and spencer just bought one. LOL. I probably spelled it wrong too..). Finally, fed up with all the waiting Tali crouched behind the ring side that Jasper was backing into she jumped on the ropes and flung herself onto his head. He screamed and flailed and fell off.
I got up and stood on my STILL spinning chair and did a victory dance, as everyone cheered. My dance was cut short when my chair bumped into the rope and I fell over to the ground onto Edward. He looked up at me annoyed and I waved, grinning.
"HI!" I exclaimed.
He smiled slightly and tried to sit back up, I inched backwards so that he was sitting up, and I was still on his lap.
During those next few minutes all the screaming-their-heads-off fans left and we all ended up in what I liked to refer to as our "Idea circle".
"Oh! Edward! We coul-" Tali started but was cut off by Edward, "NO!" he shouted.
"Ooh, maybe we could d-" I wanted to suggest dyeing his hair neon green, but no. Stupid boy. I giggled to myself and started to sing the Shoes song. Emmett, Tali, and Alice joined in.
After our random outburst we we went back to thinking.
Oh! I know what we could do!" Emmett shouted, jumping up and down excitedly.
"Is that even LEGAL?" Edward said turning his head to the side in confusion.
"Well...not in most countries..." Emmett said lowering his head in defeat.
Ten minutes later Jasper shot up and started bouncing with a goofy grin on his face.
"Guys, guys, guys!" He started.
Tali cleared her throat, "and girls"
Jasper rolled his eyes, "Yes and girls, I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO!"
We waited patiently, even Alice and Edward, not wanting to spoil his surprise.
"B!R!B!" He yelled and ran to his car and drove off.
We sat in silence for 10minutes until we heard the engine turn off. Jasper sped back to the backyard carrying a box and animal food.
He built a little play pen and dumped the contents of the box in it.
"BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY!" He yelled jumping up and down and clapping excitedly.
"OMG!" Tali, Emmett, and I screamed in unison and made a mad dash to pick up one of the 8 bunnies.
I took the light yellow, almost blonde, looking one, and named her Pinky.
Tali took the one who was mostly brown but had a white circle of furr around it's left eye.
Emmett took the one that was black with white dots down his back, and named him Bamboo.
Alice took the tannishbrown mixed colored one and named him Fabio.
Jasper took the black one and named him Castro. Esme's was a chocolate brown, she named her's Cindy.
Carlisle's chose the one that was basically blonde, but had white paws, and a white line down it's stomach, he named it Twinky.
And Edward took the one that was extremely fluffy and a mix of light browns, but couldn't think of a name.
We sat there holding our baby bunnies.
"I KNOW!" I finally exclaimed.
He looked at me shocked.
"What? It's a cute name!" I protested.
"Dear god..." he said shaking his head.
Alice cracked up.
"What is it?" Asked Tali.
"EDDIE JUNIOR! You know? Cause of the furr?" I explained.