I woke up sore.
I swear it was going to look like I had ridden a horse for the last week. Which, in all honesty, wasn't that far from what actually happened.
Despite the aches and pains in places I never before knew existed, I felt great. Like a burden had been lifted off my shoulders. Hey, Plan A might not have gone down, and Plan B was a suicide mission in the making, it all turned out great! I was one happy girl!
Ranger interrupted my thoughts with the all important and telling "Babe". Which I am never 100% sure what he means every time he says it, but for whatever reason, he always knows what I'm thinking. Damn.
"What?" I looked up, my mistake. He had no shirt on and was heaven, gulp, sore or not, I wanted to get busy again! That mouth could make me forget anything!
He smiled at me. Damn ESP. He held out his hand and passed me two tickets.
"What are these for?" He didn't say anything as he waited for me to read them.
My jaw promptly dropped to the floor.
The tickets said admission for two to the Puppetry of the Penis! OMIGOD!!! WAS HE SERIOUS??? He must have noticed my lack of...well, anything, my brain was frazzled.
He walked over to the bed and gave me a kiss on the head.
He looked me dead in the eye and said
"Do you think they could make an 'S'?