Whoopee! Chapter 2!! Enjoy!!

Interview 2: Fang

Rita: And we're back to Storybook Studios! We already talked to Maximum Ride earlier, so now with us is her second in command…Fang!

(applause)

Fang: **raises eyebrow**

R: What? You don't like that name? I thought it was cute!

F: **rolls eyes**

R: Anyway, so how are doing tonight?

F: Can't complain.

R: That's good. So, first thing is first: do you like fanfics? Are they ok with you?

F: Yeah.

R: Short answers, eh? God, this is gonna be hell…next question: shipping. What's your opinion on all these pairings?

F: Don't like most of 'em.

R: …you don't talk a lot…but, I can work with that. I'll say the pair, you give me a nod or a head shake. Niggy?

F: **shakes head**

R: Eggy?

F: **grins and nods**

R: What bout Fudge? I got a 'no' from Max.

F: And I agree with her.

R: He speaks! Alright, what about Figgy?

F: No. Freakin. Comment.

R: Veeeery interesting **writes in notebook**…now for the big one: Fax?

F: I'm cool with it.

R: You seem more willing than Max. But how does it really make you feel? Are you embarrassed? Upset? Does the teasing make you angry?

F: What's it matter to you, Dr. Phil?

R: Nothing…just answer the question.

F: I said I'm cool with it. It doesn't make me feel anything, really. People want to write Fax, let 'em write it. If it's true, then whoopee for them. But if Max and I aren't Faxish, who cares? We never said we were.

R: You kissed on a beach, in a cave, and on a dock. Doesn't that count for something? Seriously, what guy makes out with a girl if there's no point in it?

F: **glares**We didn't make out.

R: But that's what the faaaaaaans saaaaay. And from what I've read, you two love each other thiiiiiis much **holds arms out** I think you're hiding your true feelings, Fang. Showing emotions for once isn't a bad thing. It's ok to say you love her. In fact, I think she'd like it.

F: Do you know what it's like to fall out a 30ft window?

R: No.

F: Do you want to?

R: …geez, you people are mean. Moving on: are you emo? Tell the truth.

F: Do I look emo?

R: Yes.

F: Well, I'm not, and I don't know why people say I am.

R: Are you gay?

F: If I'm sooo in love with Max, how could I be gay?

R: Good point. Now, I have to do this with all of you: pregnancies.

F: Uh…no thanks.

R: Nope, you gotta do it. What do you think about all this baby stuff?

F: It's stupid and would never happen. Well, maybe Iggy would…but not the rest of us.

R: You think he's pervy too?

F: **nods vigorously**

R: I see. Moving on to our next question: personalities. Do you feel fans have captured the Flock well in their writing?

F: Yeah.

R: Can you at least give me a four or more word answer?

F: I think they have.

R: **sigh** Alright. Fine. **looks at notebook** Do you think disclaimers are necessary? Why or why not?

F: No. It's a fanfiction site, you shouldn't need one.

R: I feel the same way! That's all I have to ask you. Would you mind taking some questions from viewers?

F: Uh, viewers? We're in your room…

R: I know that…will you take them or not?

F: **nods**

R: Ok, randomgirrl wants me to ask you about chocolate chip cookies.

F: They're roundish, chocolaty and Max is addicted to them. I think they're ok. Much rather have steak than a cookie.

R: 6464MiniDiceofRandomness asked: Which fanfictions do you like? Which do you hate?

F: There's a lot I like. "Wings of Wrath" was good, though there could've been less mature content and babies. "Dumb Blond" was funny, so were "The Maximum IM Experience", "Maximum Ride: Freaky Friday", "Things to do at Wal-Mart:flock style", and "Saint Max's Church for Mutants and Mayhem". I also liked "On Our Own"and "Remember Me?". Oh, and "Ella's secret"; that made Iggy sooo mad and turn sooo red. There's really too many to name, they're all really good. Not many I disagree with.

R: Wow. That was the longest answer I've gotten from you this whole interview.

F: Don't get used to it.

R: I wasn't planning to. Are there any fanfics you don't like?

F: Not really.

**bell rings**

R: Looks like we're out of time! But thanks so much for coming, Fang!

F: Welcome.

R: Stay tuned, because next we have everyone's favorite strawberry-blond pyro! Iggy!

F: **looks around** Who the hell are you talking to? It's just me, you, and your cat.

R: Uh…you gotta go. Now.

F: Whatever…

R: And don't let my mom see you on your way out! She'll freak!

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