Chapter Two:

As always, I don't own WoT.

Wheel of Time At Home

-For your birthday ask for a Two River's bow

Promptly shoot your annoying brother that is Shadowspawn in the leg

Get grounded for the rest of your life

Accuse your mother/father of being a Darkfriend, and harboring a Shadowspawn

Get sent to a psychiatrist

Call the psychiatrist a Forsaken

Have a new home in the nut farm

- Hack into the your older brother's e-mail account, and e-mail them all e- mails that say:

- There's a Darkfriend meeting at my house at 7:00

Have your older bother hang you on his door. Kinda like with Fain and the Myddraal

Then when you're almost dead he puts you on the cookstove in a pot, kinda like a Trolloc's

Hmmm…. Maybe there's some truth in that message…

-Name your cat Faile

Or if you have a dog, name it Two Moons (one of the wolve's name)

-Write a fic about the WoT

(here's a hint to new authors. Most fics are based in fact)

-Dovienya- what I need a lot of

Dovienya means luck

Sa souraya manain niende ye

It means 'I am lost in my own mind'

-You review this fic… every 10 reviews I post a new chapter, so if u like it REVIEW!!! Please….

OR ELSE. Do not flame it. If you have a nasty opinion, keep it to yourself, because if I get 5 flamed reviews, I take the story off, and contrary to what you might think some people LIKE pointless stories.