Someone as great as Black*Star should never have to work so hard to get a "signif-" well perhaps we should say "boyfriend" now. But how someone (something?) as carefree as Shinigami-sama could… could father the world's most anal (something he would find more amusing in his better days) child. Truly someone as awesome as him should not have to live with this kind of torture. Everything he did was unsymmetrical to that little debutant.
And after he had the nerve to make him lug his ass around while looking for Excalibur.
Though truthfully… if Kid was more aware of his greatness (and if not for that fool Excalibur himself) that situation had the possibility of being very… echi.
Kid would be sitting so delicately on the pillars outside the cave, sitting on his knees, back arched and that cute butt jutting outwards. And he would say "Please Black Star-sama (heart), you have to help me I'm so scared." He would use one of his hands to try and hide the cute pout and fight to hold back anymore tears from welling up in his eyes.
And of course it would be his job as hero to comfort him. "No need to be upset Kid-chan. I the great Black*Star am here. Only a fool would ever dream of hurting you with me around." And he would then take Kid's other arm and pull him into his chest as Kid tried to hide his blushing face. Then like all great heroes he would seal his promise with a kiss on the held hand.
But of course since this was an echi (daydream) and not some shojo, Death the Kid would plant both his hands on Black*Star's chest and say like an embarrassed moe virgin. "Black*Star-sama, forget about Excalibur, I'm more worried about getting a much bigger sword." The as if it was his porno que Death the Kid would use both hands to tease Black*Star's half hard member and would attempt to remove his tonsils with his own tongue. And like in all good echi-BAM!
All brain functions stopping… Vision gone… Head bleeding…
When his brain finally began processing again he saw Professor Stain stan-er sitting in front of the class staring at him… … and a text book logged into his very own cranium.
"Black Star, if you're going to sleep in my class you should learn how not to snore. Or at the very least not cover my text books in slobber." The whole room broke out into laughter (except Tsubaki, she had become usted to this).
In that moment Black*Star was glad Death the Kid was not here to see him like this.
…Not that he cared what that little debutant thought of him or anything….
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Just a little thing I could find a place for:
Black*Star hated the way he said his name. Always Black Star instead of Black*Star, it was like massacure of his character. It would be like calling the brat… the brat…. DEATH THE BRAT! Yeah… that was a good one. He'd have to write that down.