The Simpsons are…Canceled?!?!-Part 2
Simpson household: Saturday April 10th, 2010- 9:30 AM
(The family is sitting down to a breakfast of pancakes and orange juice.)
Marge: So, what does everybody have planned for today?
Lisa: My first minor league hockey game is at 8:00 p.m.
Bart: Wait a minute! My skateboarding tournament is at the same time.
Marge: Well, I guess one of us is going to have to go to the hockey game, and the other to the skateboard tournament.
Homer: I call hockey game!
Bart: DAD!
Springfield Coliseum: Saturday April 10th, 2010- 8:01 PM
(The Providence Bruins have just won the opening face-off, and are rushing toward Lisa, who makes a spectacular glove save)
Homer: (thinking to self) Whoa! I never knew Lisa was so good at hockey!
Homer: (talking) Oh well, one Duff beer please!
(Springfield goes on to win their season opener 3-0. Lisa made 32 saves in his first career shutout, and a drunken Homer somehow picks her out of a mob of fans who want her autograph.)
Homer: Great game Lenny, now let's go to Moe's!
Lisa: Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh…maybe we should go home.
Homer: Nonsense! The party has just begin!
Lisa: That's what I was afraid of.
Springfield Skateboard Rink: Saturday April 10th, - 8:30 p.m.
(Meanwhile, at Bart's skateboard tournament, Bart was facing stiff competition, and Marge was having a tough time understanding the tricks.)
Marge: So, the Ollie is when they spin around in the air, right?
Skateboarder: Ummmmm….not even close lady.
PA Announcer: Up next on the half-pipe—Bart Simpson!
(Bart ends up winning the tournament easily with a routine that included two 360s, a 720, and a McTwist. Bart ends up needing help from the tournament officials in lifting the large trophy.)
Bart!Ay Caramba! Are all the trophies this big?
Skateboarder #2: Oh please! There usually bigger than that dude!
Bart: Whoaaaaaaaaaa mama!!!!!!!!!
Marge: Bart, watch your language!
Moe's Tavern: Saturday, April 10th- 11:55 p.m.
(Homer is already piss drunk, and Lisa is busy watching the top plays on Sportscenter.)
TV: The top play on Sportscenter comes from the minor league hockey game between Springfield and Providence. Springfield goaltender Lisa Simpson reaches back with her stick and stops the puck from trickling in. Springfield went on to win 3-0.
Lisa: Wow, I'm already back on TV, and the show has only been canceled for six days.
(At that moment, a shady figure in a trench coat walks in and sits beside Homer.)
???: Are you Homer Simpson?
Homer: Yes sir, UPS Guy.
???: Sign here, and here, and intial here.
Lisa: Dad, maybe you should read that document first.
Homer: Alright Lenny! (reads document) It says: contract to let Lisa Simpson play for Philadelphia Flyers)
Lisa: WHAT?!?!? (faints on spot)
Announcer Guy: Lisa is good at hockey, Homer is still piss drunk, and Bart is using profanity. What could happen next? Stay tuned for "The Simpsons are…Canceled?!?-Part 3" coming soon to a website near you!