Yay, CA is back with a brand new adventure! (Not really.) She thanks you hikeyosemite, Korkman2, TiaraLShelton, and that one guest for your lovely reviews, they meant a lot to her. So, here is the latest chapter of Embrace your Feminity. She hopes you liked it. (And I have followed _'s advice, and the characters break the fourth wall).

Also, the drug 'Ultratocin' is a portmanteau of 'ultra' and 'oxytocin'. Oxytocin causes that head over heels, knee shaking, mouth drying, and mind boggling feeling in love. And orgasms. The woman's hormone is estrogen, while the male one is testosterone. That's not to say women don't have testosterone in their bodies, they do, but not like males. These hormones are most evident during puberty, in which changes take place in the body. Women receive a gradual increase, but since Mike missed this phase… well, you're going to have to read to find out, right?

Mike sighed. What did he do wrong this time? He read the briefs he was working on for the millionth time, and found yet another mistake. Boy, he was a little too distracted today. It was little compensation that he was distracting his fellow coworkers too- either by his apparent attractiveness, or by his vibe of bewildered frustration. His highlighter felt different in his slim, long fingers. His chest pressed against his vest (no, he didn't wear a brassier, because he didn't own one- duh- and, even if he had, he didn't know how to wear one). He thought back to this morning. After coming to work, Harvey had chased him out of his office, and given him a shitload of briefs to keep Mike busy/Harvey entertained.

"Hey Miss." Mike looked up and saw Kyle staring at him, surprisingly not as venomously as usual.

"Hi, Kyle." Mike smiled sweetly at Kyle, or at least tried to.

"How do you know- you know what, never mind." Mike suppressed a giggle at that remark. Wait, what? "You're pretty. How do you know Mike?"

"Uh, we're… cousins."

"Oh. You're a lot more attractive than he is, you know. What's your name again?"

"Sue." Mike had blurted out the first name that came to mind. "Sue Price." Again, he had blurted out the first surname that came to mind, his mother's maiden name. Maybe. CA is just making stuff up here.

"Okay then, Miss Price. How does dinner sound?" Horrible, but Mike- or rather Sue- felt it was needed to be polite. She (because writing he is weird) smiled and shook her head.

"Sorry, Kyle, but it's against my policy to date assholes. Maybe, if we're the only ones left on earth after the apocalypse, and we have to copulate in order to revive the human species, I might consider it. But even then it's just a 2 or 3 percent chance. Sorry." Okay, maybe not very polite, but it was fun. Besides, the jerkwad deserved it. As it was, said jerkwad stared dumbly at her. He stuttered an excuse and ran back to his cubicle. Sue smiled. This was fun.

"Mike." Sue turned out of habit, and found herself face to face to Donna.

"… uh, hi Donna. Mike's not here, do you want me to take a message?"

"Yes, tell him I understand that his problem is too confusing to think straight in, and that's why he hid it from me, but next time I'm not letting him off so lightly." Sue visibly choked on air.

"You know?" Donna smiled a patronizing smile.

"Being omnipotent also entails knowing absolutely everything. Yes, I know." Sue grinned sheepishly as Donna turned and walked away.

"Oh, and CA?" Donna grinned at the air. "Are you sure Sue is only name you could think of?" Amazing, even CA's characters are mocking her. I'd laugh if I wasn't her in-fic spokesperson. CA would like to remind Donna that she is capable of doing anything to her, as she is in her story.

"You couldn't."

Of course she can't, she's far too gone. In the same way she can't do anything to me, however much I abuse my authority.

Sue dismissed Donna's apparent conversation with God, whom she kept referring to as 'CA' as a jab at her name. It wasn't her fault the paperwork she was doing was of some guy called Adam suing his partner, Patrick.

"Uh, hey… Sue, right?" she looked up and saw Harold smiling bashfully. Harold was one of the nicer associates, so she smiled warmly back.

"Yes. You must be Harold." Sue did have a learning curve.

"Hey, he mentioned me! No one ever notices me but him. Is he okay? He didn't turn up today." Awww, that was so sweet. He cared about Mike.

"Yeah, he…" He what? Sue thought fast. "He's not well. He's in… quarantine, yeah, and he can't come back for… some time. I'll tell him you cared."

Alert! CA likes writing crack, so the next section will be kind of like crack. But only a little, of course. If you don't like crack pairings, this is a warning, so ignore the crackiness, and if you don't even have that much mental capacity, why don't you just skip it?

"Oh. Mike is nice, isn't he?" Sue smiled and nodded, because who honestly doesn't like praise. Suddenly she saw Harold lean in.

"Can I tell you a secret?"

"Uh Huh…" Sues voice was an octave higher than she'd have liked it to be.

"… I think I'm in love with Mike Ross." Sue inhaled sharply as Harold took her hands in his.

"He's so sweet, and gentle, and kind… he's the only one who actually talks to me." Sue smiled nervously.

"I… won't tell him, I think you deserve to tell him yourself… Uh, see you around." Harold smiled gratefully, and walked back to his cubicle. Sue breathed a sigh of relief. If this was what it was like to be a woman around here… Well, Donna was even more of a Goddess than he had thought.

Crack level passed.

"Mike…?" Rachel's voice jolted him out of his mental extol of women's rights. "No, you're not Mike…" Apparently Rachel was looking for him. Suddenly Sue found her glaring at her.

"Why are you at Mike's desk?"

"I'm covering for him while he's sick."

"What happened to him?"

"Uh… Hyperthesmia." Not entirely a lie.

"… Oh. And you are…?"

"Sue Price, Mike's cousin."

"Hmm."Rachel actually looked disappointed. Sue was delighted.

"You like him, don't you?" Sue teased. Even if Rachel denied it, it was fun to be able to say stuff like this.

"I… actually do." Sue turned red. Rachel said something about a mistake in Sue's paperwork, but she was too busy chanting 'She likes me' in her head to listen.

CA is a big Rachel/Mike shipper. Even if she wasn't, she isn't good at homoerotic works. She thanks all who took the time to read this. She notices that her style of writing has changed since last time. But she enjoyed writing this, she hoped you did too. Also a sequel planned for Actors and Actresses, and the fic she mentioned last chapter, but is too lazy to explain again. After a marathon of Eye of the Tiger and the disco remix of YMCA, this is the best she could do (Shame on her).

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