I guess you could say I'm in a mood to pick on Sasuke. I actually don't like him at all since his defection from Konoha but for the fangirls I'll be courteous and won't bash him too much… just kidding, but really I'll try not to get into a Sasuke bashfest.

"You know who would make the perfect husband?" Sakura giggled.

Ino perked up. "Sasuke of course!" Tenten tilted her head to the side, thinking him over.

Hinata slowly shook her head. "What does he have to offer?"

The pinkette and blonde both rolled their eyes. "He's hott. What else does he need?"

Tenten wrinkled her nose, "Yes he's very attractive, but he's so… Emo."

Ino's eye twitched and Sakura clenched her fist. "What's wrong with that?" Sakura demanded.

Hinata nervously pushed her two index fingers together. "Well, he's not very supportive. Emotionally or physically, and he's not reliable."

The blonde and pinkette looked at each other with rueful expressions. Tenten shrugged, "He'd make a terrible father. He has no family loyalties. The dude lives for revenge."

An idea struck Sakura as if she were a lighting rod and the idea lighting. "SASUKE WANTS TO REBUILD HIS CLAN!" She screamed. The three kunoichi's stared at her. "I mean. Well he wants to rebuild his clan. That means he has to be the perfect family man."

Ino tilted her head thoughtfully. "Do you think he would have multiple lovers?" The girls looked at each other warily. "I mean, to rebuild his clan effectively, wouldn't he use multiple girls."

Hinata snatched up magazine. "Let's see what the Shinobi Vogue has to say…" She squeaked, flipping though the magazine deftly.

At first I didn't know if I wanted to post this one because it was way too serious and depressing… and then I remembered that Sasuke did want to rebuild his clan… heh.

A/N: This drabble is a spur of the moment inspiration… Nothing is planned.

Quick shout out to the faithful (nice) reviewers: Because You're Worth It (L'Oreal)

This-is-Ong-Ju: Hehe, glad you liked it, especially the last line.

Taren Streambattle: Glad you're interested, and hope you like the rest.

Hasta Luego!