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Jing: We're here!
We join our heroes standing in front of the Dragon Paw saloon. They walked in and saw a bunch of…
Sam: A bunch of idiots getting drunk. This is just great. Where are going to find this 'Vodka' person in here?
Kira: We'll just have to search. And while we're looking this Vodka guy sounds hot! Hmm…
Kir: HOT MAMA! I think I'll go and get tipsy tonight. See you guys later!
Sam: (talking to Jing) He saw a bunch of cute gals didn't he?
Jing: No fooling you there. Hey, look over there. (points)
Sam looks over to see a group of men eating their food like a pack of wild dogs. Seeing Jing walk over to them, Sam and Kira follow.
Jing: Hey! Are you the bandit boss everyone is talking about? You do look the oldest! So I guess you are! Look, I need help, and I thought maybe you could—
All of a sudden all the men move out of the way and Vodka appears between them. Tall, fat, and ugly what a great combination!
Kira: About that hot comment... I totally change my mind! I'm out! (flies out the door)
Sam: So your Vodka huh? Can you--
Vodka: OI! AVAST, YE BILGE RAT!! D'YA KNOW WHO YER TALKIN' TO?!
Sam&Jing: Umm... nope.
Vodka's man#1: Yeah kids. That there is Vodka. The meanest bandit that anyone has ever seen!
Vodka's man#2: And he definitely, doesn't go easy on little girls.
Vodka: Yargh, the brats be more impressed if I showed them. (opens his coat to show all kinds of gold) There! Ye see there? I, Vodka, have stolen from all!
Jing: Uhh...
Sam: Boring.
Vodka: Boring? You callin' this boring eh, lassie?
Sam: Just because you steal a bunch of riches doesn't make you a bandit. Thats just being a thief.
Vodka: Oh yeah? Well I'm about to show you something you brats probably have never seen. (opens mouth) Huh?
Jing: You mean this? (shows a red jewel and a decayed tooth) And don't worry about saying thanks.
Sam: Wow. I saw him pull out the jewel, but not the decayed tooth... ew! Why did he touch it?
Vodka: This kid is making a mockery of me! And no one does that to-- GULP! What the?
While Vodka was thinking to himself, Jing took the liberty, and flick his jewel and tooth into Vodka's mouth.
All of Vodka's men: GASPS! No one does that to Vodka and lives! You will die kid!!
Jing: What? I just put it away where no one could get it. I don't see why everyone's tense.
Sam: Baka! Now you've really gone and got them angry!
Jing: I don't see the big deal!
Sam: Maybe you should open that small brain of yours and wake up!
Jing: HEY! I was only trying to get help!
Sam: Well, your help is going to get us killed!
Jing: Grr, I don't have time for this! We'll settle this later! KIR! Lets get to work! (grabs Kir by the neck from the girls) You better move Sam! KIIIR ROYALE!!!
A sudden energy blow went, and blew up Vodka and his group. Sam stared in amazement as Jing and Kir walked towards her.
Kir: JING! WHILE I WAS WORKING! WHY I OUGHTA--
Sam: You guys ok?
Kir: Huh? Sweet Sam! Yes milady! I, Kir the Invincible, am always fine!
Sam: (sweatdrops) Good to know Kir.
--Over where Vodka and his men are...--
Man#1: Did you see that?! That kid just blew us up with a bird! Vodka! What should we do?
Vodka: That kid... I have to think of something fast! He's makin' me look bad! BAH! Oi, lad! I like the cut of your jib. From this point you'll be me first mate! GAH HA HA HA HA!!
Jing: What?! FIRST MATE?
Vodka: Why not? (looks at Sam) Oh! I see, lad why didn't you just say so?
Jing: Huh? What are you talking about now?
Vodka: I'll also add yer girlfriend to my crew if ye like.
Jing: G-girlfriend?! (blushes)
Sam: I am not his girlfriend! (blushes) Besides, I just met him and I know I'm too good for him.
Jing: (anime vein) Your too good for me? I didn't know you were a girl!
Vodka&his men: GASPS!
Sam: (speechless) ...
Jing: OMG! I didn't mean that! Sam? Hello? Anyone home? (waves his hand in her face)
Kir: Shes probably in shock. Nice going Jing! (whacks Jing on the head with his wing)
Jing: Ow! What was that--
But before Jing could finish, he was socked in the face by a fast fist and fell to the ground a few feet away. Vodka and his men look surprised at the one who hit Jing... Sam.
Sam: Next time I won't hold back. (sticks middle figer out) I maybe a girl, but I'm not afaird to break a nail. (walks towards Vodka) So whats the plan 'captain'?
Vodka: Oh, right! Lets get to it men! (goes towards Jing) Ye best be apologizing to the lass soon. (walks out)
Jing: It was a joke! I said I was sorry!
Kir: A lovers quarrel eh Jing? (snickers)
Jing: (blushes) Shut up!
The whole group goes outside to think of a plan... which lasted a whole week!!!
Vodka: NOW! Lets steal that Mermaid!
Jing&Sam: Whats the plan?
Vodka: OI! Ye haven't been paying attention this whole week?!
Sam: I got bored and got something to eat. Whats the big deal?
Kir: I went with her. You guys don't even have a good plan... do you?
Vodka: HA! This plan is full proof! You just wait here and perpare a feast for when we come back with the Mermaid.
And with that Vodka and his men walked off to steal the Double Mermaid. Leaving Jing, Sam, and Kir alone.
Kir: If Jing isn't going to say sorry I'll have to make him. I'm bored! I'm gonna go find me a woman. See you 'love birds' later! (flys off)
Jing: Wait! Don't leave me here! Alone... Damn it! This is a plot to make me say sorry huh? I won't give in! Not now not--
Sam: Do you really believe that they are going to catch the Mermaid? It seems impossible for them.
Jing: Uh- yeah. Theres no way I'm setting up some party for those losers. Why am I feeling nervous?
Sam: Listen Jing, I'm sorry for hitting you back there. But it kinda hurt me when you said that. But I still say sorry.
Jing: Huh? She said sorry first?! MAN! Now I feel more guilty! Listen, um, Sam. I didn't mean it either. I was just in an, umm...
Sam: Awkward position? Same here.
Silence fell upon them once again and behind the scene was an albatross listining in.
Kir: Will you two kiss and make up already!?
Kira: (appears out of nowhere) I KNOW! It's totally obvious!
Kir: (surprised) WHOA! Where'd you come from? And where have you been?
Kira: Looking for men and taking a look at the lighthouse's security. It's pretty lame.
Kir: What are you talking about?! The mayor could--
Kira: NOT THAT! The fact that Jing and Sam won't speak up about their feelings! What a bunch of hopeless lovers.
Kir: Yep. I agree. (looks at Kira)
Kira: (looks at Kir)
Kira&Kir: (blushes and turns away)
Hehehe! Thats a LONG chapter! - Please review! And do you think JingxOC and KirxOC is good?? PLEASE TELL ME! JA NE!