Disclaimer: Oops. I realized that I didn't put a disclaimer on the first
chapter. Sorry. Anyway, none of these characters belong to me. I'm just
borrowing them. I REALLY doubt he'd what them back when I'm done with them
anyway. And I'm not giving Legolas back, anyway. Muahahaha. Hm. Okay just
ignore me. I'm on a sugar high.
Legolas was woken up by a loud bang from downstairs. Damn. If that fucking hobbit just shot the wall again.. I told him to stop playing with that Uzi. Why he ever allowed that hobbit to join the two World Wars, he'd never know.
Legolas walked downstairs, and saw just what he expected. Pippin was shooting the wall again.
"Damn it Pippin! Stop wrecking the house!"
"Aye, Legolas. Good to see you."
Legolas peered at Pippin. "Are you drunk?"
"Yup."
"You weren't drunk at work, weren't you?"
"Yup."
"You got fired again, didn't you."
"Yup."
"Damn it Pippin can't you keep a job??"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"Because I love my booze...."
"Pippin.."
"And my pot..."
"Pippin!"
"And my cocaine..."
"Pippin! That's enough! Go to your room!"
Pippin gaped at Legolas. "What the fuck?"
"Now!!!"
Pippin went to his room, and Legolas sat down and thought. Now that Pippin was out of a job once again, he's need to get another one. He knew Burger King was hiring. His thoughts were interrupted when the door opened and the other Hobbits came home. Legolas stood up.
"Guys, I'm going to go apply to a job at Burger King."
"Why?"
"Pippin lost his job again."
"Did he sleep with his boss's daughter again."
Legolas stared at Merry. "I REALLY did not need to know that."
Merry shrugged, and Legolas put on his jacket and left.
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"Welcome to Burger King, Legolas. You are now part of the greatest place on earth.", Said Legolas's new boss.
Legolas looked confused. "Wait. I thought that was Disney World."
"Well excuse me for improvising. " Jared Ballar looked at Legolas with interest. 'So are you seeing anybody?"
Now Legolas was scared shitless."What the fuck?"
"Oh, sorry. Your not gay?"
"Hell no!"
Legolas's boss shrugged. "Oh well. Get to work."
Legolas ran from the room. He was sure as hell never going in there again.
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"Two Double Whoppers. One Whopper Jr. 2 diet Cokes and a Frozen Coke. That's 9.37."
The three teenaged girls just batted their eyes in response. Oh, crap, thought Legolas. I KNEW I shouldn't of taken this job.
"Hello. I need the money."
"Can i have your phone number?", asked the red haired girl.
Oh, god help me, thought Legolas desperately.
"Yo! Lego! What's up, dude?'
Legolas looked up in relief to see Gimli walk in. The girls, realizing they had lost what little attention they started out with, paid and left.
"Gimli, thank God.", whispered a relieved Legolas.
"Yeah, you looked kinda scared."
"Hell, yeah. I can't stand some of these people. You have got to help me!"
"Nope, I'm here to pick up my date. Sorry dude."
"That's ok- wait. Your DATE?"
"Yeah he works here. His name is Jared Ballar."
Legolas's mouth dropped open. Gimli was going on a date with his boss???
Legolas was woken up by a loud bang from downstairs. Damn. If that fucking hobbit just shot the wall again.. I told him to stop playing with that Uzi. Why he ever allowed that hobbit to join the two World Wars, he'd never know.
Legolas walked downstairs, and saw just what he expected. Pippin was shooting the wall again.
"Damn it Pippin! Stop wrecking the house!"
"Aye, Legolas. Good to see you."
Legolas peered at Pippin. "Are you drunk?"
"Yup."
"You weren't drunk at work, weren't you?"
"Yup."
"You got fired again, didn't you."
"Yup."
"Damn it Pippin can't you keep a job??"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"Because I love my booze...."
"Pippin.."
"And my pot..."
"Pippin!"
"And my cocaine..."
"Pippin! That's enough! Go to your room!"
Pippin gaped at Legolas. "What the fuck?"
"Now!!!"
Pippin went to his room, and Legolas sat down and thought. Now that Pippin was out of a job once again, he's need to get another one. He knew Burger King was hiring. His thoughts were interrupted when the door opened and the other Hobbits came home. Legolas stood up.
"Guys, I'm going to go apply to a job at Burger King."
"Why?"
"Pippin lost his job again."
"Did he sleep with his boss's daughter again."
Legolas stared at Merry. "I REALLY did not need to know that."
Merry shrugged, and Legolas put on his jacket and left.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Welcome to Burger King, Legolas. You are now part of the greatest place on earth.", Said Legolas's new boss.
Legolas looked confused. "Wait. I thought that was Disney World."
"Well excuse me for improvising. " Jared Ballar looked at Legolas with interest. 'So are you seeing anybody?"
Now Legolas was scared shitless."What the fuck?"
"Oh, sorry. Your not gay?"
"Hell no!"
Legolas's boss shrugged. "Oh well. Get to work."
Legolas ran from the room. He was sure as hell never going in there again.
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"Two Double Whoppers. One Whopper Jr. 2 diet Cokes and a Frozen Coke. That's 9.37."
The three teenaged girls just batted their eyes in response. Oh, crap, thought Legolas. I KNEW I shouldn't of taken this job.
"Hello. I need the money."
"Can i have your phone number?", asked the red haired girl.
Oh, god help me, thought Legolas desperately.
"Yo! Lego! What's up, dude?'
Legolas looked up in relief to see Gimli walk in. The girls, realizing they had lost what little attention they started out with, paid and left.
"Gimli, thank God.", whispered a relieved Legolas.
"Yeah, you looked kinda scared."
"Hell, yeah. I can't stand some of these people. You have got to help me!"
"Nope, I'm here to pick up my date. Sorry dude."
"That's ok- wait. Your DATE?"
"Yeah he works here. His name is Jared Ballar."
Legolas's mouth dropped open. Gimli was going on a date with his boss???