"Injustice 2 Intros Gone Wrong!"

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Summary: Find out as the superheroes meet up before battle in the most craziest dialogue never before heard in Injustice! You won't believe at the random crap they'll spat at each other for your viewing enjoyment!

Disclaimer: I do not, and I mean this very well, I do not own anything associated with DC Comics or the game Injustice 2. Injustice 2 and its characters are owned by Ed Boon, John Tobias, WB Games and Netherrealm Studios. Anyway, I think the summary explains a lot, so kick back with a six pack full of Cherry Dr. Pepper, some delicious Oreos and enjoy!

Chapter 2 - Harley Quinn vs. Joker

Intro 1:

Joker had his own back turned with an evil cackle as he saw Harley Quinn approach him with a baseball bat in hand.

"You ain't no certified G!" shouted Harley.

"But I'm a bonafide stud!" Joker replied back, flinging his knife.

After she threw her bat, Harley said this with quite a cackling smile:

"And you can't... teach... that!"

Intro 2:

Harley Quinn started walking up to the Joker with her trusty bat in hand while he turned to her with an evil smile.

"The Loud House is better!" Harley shouted.

"Teen Titans GO is best!" snickered Joker.

Before she could throw away the bat, Harley decided to keep the bat and pointed at the Joker himself.

"Teen Titans GO smells... just like your ASS!" She shouted.

Intro 3:

Bud and Lou, Harley Quinn's pet pitbulls, began barking at the Joker long enough before Harley Quinn showed up to approach him.

"Smell that, Harley?" Joker smirked while drawing his knife.

"Nobody wants to smell ya ass, Mr. J!" Harley snapped.

"You will love my stinky booty!" The merciless clown grinned.

Intro 4:

Joker was busy drawing out his knife to both Bud and Lou, who were busy being held down by Harley Quinn herself.

"Does my stinkbutt turn you on?" asked Joker.

"I swear, I think I'm dyin'!" Harley said, gasping for air desperately from the Joker's smelly farts.

"I knew the cabbage and beans would work!" Joker grinned again.

Yikes, crack a window, Joker. We're all dying from your silent but deadlies.

Anyway, keep the requests coming along and see what I come up with next. Remember, it's gotta be from Injustice 2. Until next time, peace my gangstas!

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