AUTHORS NOTE

Hi All!

I went to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 and it was AH-mazing! It wasn't the best of the series, but still pretty good. I cried when they showed Fred, Remus and Tonks' bodies, that was really sad. What would have been sadder was if they had actually shown Fred dyiing, which I am thankful for (Fred and George Weasley are my favourite characters in the HP World. One without the other is a really scary thought... I like to think that Fred never died).

Have you seen it yet?

Oh and thanks for the people who have taken the time to read this and I hope you'll be patient for the updates, as I have just started back at school and the homework is HORRIBLE and very, very time consuming. Grrrr...

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter...

Apples ^_^

NORMAL POV

I was awoken the next morning to a loud scream and pounding footsteps. I moved my head and opened my eyes and saw that the black kitten, who I had named Claude, was sleeping next to my head. We had decided that the cats would sleep in my room, for now, as it was the only one that was actually finished.

After we had named the cats last night, Susanoo had come home and had brought food (human and cat) home with him, thank god that Zee had remembered to text him before he got back. Sassy said to us that the cats reminded him of the Akatsuki, and we had realised that he was right. We had laughed about it and imagined that if they were the Akatsuki then we would be in so damn much trouble.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU CALYPSO!"

Slash, who was at the base of my bed, fell off at the sound of my brother's voice. I giggled and stretched my arms out, careful not to push Claude off of the bed.

"Help me Zee! Help Blaze! He's going to sacrifice me to Jashin!"

"I'm going to do more than that if you do that again!" Another thud and another scream alerted me to the fact that Calypso had been caught by Susanoo.

"Would you two shut up down there? I'm trying to sleep! Just let him sacrifice you to Jashin, then at least danna and I could get some sleep!" They hadn't also just woke me up, but See as well. And Zee wasn't a morning person. Neither was I, but Zee was a thousand times worse.

"Well, I'm not sleeping any longer with this racket going on." I muttered to myself.

Rolling out of bed, I picked out my clothes for the day, which consisted of purple skinny leg jeans and a t-shirt that read "I am Ninja".

"Now cats, no looking! Princess, scratch their eyes out for me if they look!" I think Princess took it to heart, because I swear I saw her glaring at any cat that dared look in my direction.

AKATSUKI POV

"For fucks sake Konan, she was fucking joking!" Hidan exclaimed, but then had to dodge, as Konan had made a swipe in his direction.

"She may have been joking, but I know that some of you will actually look." Konan shot back at him and smirked as Kakazu hit Hidan over the head.

A few minutes more of silence and then Blaze was back, throwing her pyjamas under her pillow and racing downstairs. Last night the Akatsuki had figured out that they weren't in their universe (realm or world, either word works fine) and were shocked that the people here seemed to know their names. They wouldn't be surprised (well, as unsurprised as s-class ninjas would be) if the girls knew more than just their names.

"Leader-sama, should we follow her?" Kisame asked, jumping down from his sleeping area on a pile of pillows.

"Yes, we should."

"Tobi will follow Blaze-chan, because Tobi is a good boy!"

"Shut up Tobi, un!"

They were wondering if they were going to get any more of that food that they had last night, even though the dry stuff that they ate was really disgusting, the wet food was better than nothing.

Following Blaze downstairs, the Akatsuki was met with a strange scene. Blaze was sitting at the kitchen table, eating pancakes, while watching her brother chase her twin around the dining room with two hot pink feather dusters. Zeta was in the kitchen, wearing bunny slippers, fluorescent green pants and a bright orange t shirt, making herself a cup of coffee.

"I wonder if this happens every day?" Kisame was amused by the situation.

"Hn." Three guesses who this was.

All of a sudden Calypso tripped over Blaze's outstretched foot and she went flying into the couch. Susanoo didn't have time to stop himself, before he tripped over his sister's foot and he fell right on top of Calypso.

"Ouch, that has to hurt." Hidan said wincing.

"ARGH! Incest! Rape! Incest! Rape!" Calypso screamed, pushing her brother off of her and running upstairs.

"Strange people." Kakazu said, much to the agreement of the others.

"All I wanted to do was tickle her… But no, all she wants to do is scream rape and run away." Susanoo muttered to himself.

"He wanted to tickle her, didn't look like that to me!" Hidan laughed.

"Well, she did scream incest, un." Deidara replied, meowing with laughter.

"Oi, Sassy! I think that Edward and Slash are dying over there." Zeta said.

And in fact, both Hidan and Deidara were both rolling on the floor, while Sasori and Kakazu looked at each other in disbelief at the immaturity of their partners.

"How did we get stuck with such idiots?" Kakazu asked, ignoring the exclamations coming from both Deidara and Hidan.

"I have no idea, ask Leader-sama." Sasori replied, looking at his brat with disdain.

"Thank god that Blaze managed to get you not to name the cats after your Akatsuki obsessions." Susanoo said. This got each and every one of the Akatsuki interested in what the conversation had to say.

"Well, let's just say that Cal tried to name big blue over there," she said, pointing at Kisame. "Kisame."

"Oh, she didn't."

"She did. I'm surprised that Zee didn't name Edward, Deidara…"

"I do think of other things besides Deidara, danna." Zeta said, claiming her seat next to Blaze.

"Yeah, like what brat?" Blaze challenged. Zeta was silent and Susanoo shot a look in her direction that said 'I-told-you-so'.

"She thinks about me, and nothing else, un. Should I be scared?" Deidara asked, shuddering.

"Yes brat, you should be." Sasori said, rolling his eyes at Deidara.

"You know I surprised that you, danna, didn't try to name the one you called Claude after your obsession." Calypso said, when she re-entered the kitchen, wearing black pants and a t-shirt that had Kisame and his sword, Samehada, on it.

"Kisame, you've got a fan." Hidan teased.

"Jealous?" Kisame asked him, challengingly.

"I don't have an obsession, I just happen to find him very attractive. And besides, I thought Sassy and I told you to throw that top out." Blaze said, trying and failing to change the subject.

"Yes, you and Sassy did tell me to throw this top away, but I didn't, because it's my favourite one. And don't change the subject. So you're trying to tell me that you don't have an obsession with Itachi Uchiha."

Itachi froze as Deidara, Hidan and Kisame burst into laughter.

"I told you, I just happen to find him and that sharingan of his attractive. Even Sassy's girlfriend couldn't deny it and she doesn't know who the hell he is."

"How the heck is a sharingan attractive, un?"

"The studded brat thinks you are attractive Deidara." Sasori pointed out.

"It's true. Kayla thinks the Uchiha is hotter than me." Susanoo said, frowning

"Yeah, but anybody could be hotter than you Sassy." Calypso said cheerfully.

"I have to admit, though, Susanoo is actually quite good-looking." Konan said, surprising everyone, especially Pein, who was giving her a calculating look.

"What, he is good-looking! You seem surprised that I may find someone good-looking."

Susanoo was an older version of Calypso and Amaterasu, except he was incredibly tanned and had striking green eyes. He was also fairly tall, not as tall as Kakazu, but really tall none the less.

Calypso dodged the dish cloth that was thrown her way and it hit the side of Blaze's head instead.

"Thanks for that Calypso, Susanoo." Blaze said, rolling her eyes at her siblings who chuckling at her reaction.

"Cal tried to name Oreo Zetsu, also…" Zeta said and Susanoo face palmed.

"God of all that is holy, please rid me of these teenagers who have no lives." Susanoo begged, getting down on his hands and knees and prayed to the ceiling.

"He's lost it." Zeta exclaimed dramatically.

"Please brat, he never had it to begin with."

"OI!"

"What, you know it's true Sassy!" Cal giggled, covering her mouth to try and stop herself from laughing, but it obviously didn't work all that well because Susanoo shot her a dirty look.

"Shut it. Look, I'm going out with Kayla to check out the new place, so I'll be gone for a few days. Look after yourselves, won't you. I know that Zeta's eighteen and all, but Amaterasu, you're the more mature one, so look after the others, will you?"

Amaterasu nodded.

"So that makes both Amaterasu and Calypso seventeen." Pein said.

"Both Calypso and Zeta act younger than that." Itachi put in.

"That's why Amaterasu calls them both brats." Sasori said.

"You mean, that's also the reason you call Deidara a brat." Itachi pointed out.

"That's true."

"Hey, un! I don't act like a brat!"

"By arguing with that statement, you have just proven that you are." Sasori stated.

"I'll try, though you might have to call in Damien, because I have training."

"Training, un?"

"I forgot about that…Nah, Damien has his hands full already with his own kids; he doesn't need to babysit more. I guess I'll just have to trust the two of them to behave. I can trust you both, right?"

"Yes Susanoo-sama!" Amaterasu and Susanoo groaned, while the two girls fist-pumped.

"You know the rules, girls…" He began, but was interrupted not just by Zeta and Calypso, but by Amaterasu also.

"No parties-"Zeta said cheerfully.

"No alcohol-"Calypso sighed.

"No buying ridiculous amounts of 'girly' necessities-"Amaterasu grinned, apparently by the look on her face, the Akatsuki took this as a sign of her once doing so.

"And no boys!" The three girls chorused together, Amaterasu more sullenly than the other two.

"Wonder why she is fucking sad about the last rule." Hidan wondered.

"I hate that last rule! I'm never going to get a boyfriend at this rate! You keep telling me to get a bloody fucking boyfriend, but every time I get close to a boy, you being the damn meathead you are, chases them off!" Amaterasu growled, pointing a finger in Susanoo's direction.

Susanoo just raised his hands in surrender, obviously not bothered by the fact that his sister was really annoyed by the fact that he was just trying to protect her. The other two girls were giggling at his predicament.

"I guess that answers that question." Kakazu replied.

"I'm leaving, so bye!" And with that, Susanoo was gone.

"I fucking hate him." Amaterasu told the others and with that she trudged upstairs.

"Itachi, follow her." Pein ordered the silent Uchiha, who nodded and followed on up after the growling girl.