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A Reeking Romance

Chapter 2: Predator and Prey

Buster and Babs were wearing trench coats and were hanging around. They were all in front of a large television and holding scripts in their hands.

"Hey everybody, last time on "A Reeking Romance", Furball was out chasing Sweetie again but accidentally got a stripe painted on his back…." Buster read the last chapter's recap.

"At the same time, Fifi was feeling lovesick and dreaming of finding her one true love…" Babs said as she gestured to the television behind them which had an imagine of Fifi.

"Suffice to say, Furball accidentally pounced on Fifi and gave her a big wet one…' Buster said as the television showed the scene of the accidental kiss.

"And now Fifi is even more smitten than she ever was on her "skunk hunk"…" Babs said as the screen now showed Furball running as Fifi was chasing him.

"Not to mention Sweetie obviously has some pretty nasty ideas forming in her head…."Buster said as he pulled out a wanted poster with Sweetie on it, having an evil grin on her face.

"Well, this is certainly going to be interesting, isn't it Buster…" Babs said.

"You said it Babs, now on with the story…"Buster said as the screen faded.

Present time

Furball was running for his nine lives, as fast as his legs could take him.

Suddenly Furball and the whole scene suddenly paused as the screen now read "Scaredicus Caticus,". Furball continued running once the freeze frame stopped.

Right behind him, hopping patiently was Fifi La Fume, who also froze for a moment and the screen now read "Amororius Skunkius", before the screen un-freezed and Fifi continued to happily hop after the object of her desire.

"I am almost reaching you, my little croissant of cuteness,and once we are done with the tag, we can play something else…" Fifi called flirtatiously as she kept hopping.

"Ah…"Furball shouted as he tried to pick up the pace.

"Run...Keep running..." Furball thought as he kept moving, trying to escape the amorous skunkette.

He had to get this stupid stripe off his back and the only way to do that was with blue paint. He figured his best bet would be the Acme paint shop, so that was where he was heading. He kicked his speed in high gear and was now at the shop, however to his horror, he couldn't find any blue paint, he tried to find other colors but the shop was empty.

"What? How can a paint shop not have any paint?..." Furball thought in dismay.

"If your looking for paint, your too late, we're sold out..."The store manager said.

"Who the heck would buy a whole shop worth of paint?!..." Furball thought in exasperation.

Unknown to him, Sweetie was watching his predicament with a pair of binoculars as she was sitting on a large amount of can paint...which she got to mess with Furball.

"That cat is so predictable..." Sweetie laughed fiendishly.

Suddenly the screen froze in between her mean laughter and the words "Wickidius Birdius " appeared as well. The screen unfroze and the little pink bird was still laughing.

"Thank goodness for credit cards and return policies..."Sweetie said as she kept looking with her binoculars, enjoying the show.

Back with Furball

The little blue cat with the white stripe was still completely flabbergasted by this unfortunate development. The entire shop was out of paint and he still had this stupid white stripe. However before he could ponder further, he suddenly found himself being restrained by a purple tail and a noxious smell entered his nostrils.

"Oh no!..." Furball thought in panic as he realized that Fifi had caught him.

"At last! I have you, Mon petite cheese soufflé and now we can resume our love.."Fifi said as she squeezed her tail around him tighter and started kissing him.

"No! I gotta to get out of here..." Furball struggled with all of his might and somehow managed to get out of her tails grasp and quickly ran out of the shop.

"Little boys...you can't help but adore them..."Fifi said in amusement before running after him.

Later

With Furball

The unlucky cat had searched all over Acme Acres for some blue paint but everywhere he went, they were fresh out and Fifi had appeared, ready to lavish him with kisses and he barely managed to get away each time. He was currently running as the purple female skunk chased him.

"Oh my sweet little macaroon, Fifi is craving you..." She said in a sing song voice as she chased after her beloved.

"I got to hide from her, but where?..." The feline thought in panic.

Furball saw a tree with really thick leaves and branches and soon found himself climbing up. He was looking down to keep a look out for Fifi, he kept looking behind him even as he tried to reach for another branch, although he made it up. However as he was still looking down, he didn't realize yet that the thing he grabbed was in fact not a tree branch, it was in fact the hand of Fifi, who was also up there with him. The female skunk glanced at the audience and sent them a saucy smirk and then to Furball, who was still looking down and didn't realize anything yet what was happening.

The coquette skunkette then gave him a kiss on the cheek, which got his attention. Furball froze and then turned to be faced to face with a smirking Fifi.

"How did she get up here?..." A petrified Furball thought, still in shock.

The purple skunk merely gave the still frozen cat another quick peck on the lips. That snapped Furball out of it, as the terrified feline soon found himself jumping out of the tree and landing on his feet, before running on all fours away.

"Flirt..." Fifi said before she zoomed down and continued chasing after her love.

Furball had now entered Acme Acres woods and was still running. However he was getting a little tired and he was still hungry. He saw a nearby river and took a drink, once done he was about to get up and continue running only to find he couldn't move.

"Huh?..."The blue cat thought as he looked to his left foot and it seemed he stepped into some sticky substance.

"Oh no!..." Furball thought and then noticed there were some flowers in his right hand, which he was certain wasn't there before.

"Where did these come from?..." Furball thought in confusion.

"Oh la la..."He turned to see Fifi run up to him, he tried to fun but he was stuck, even as the amorous skunk pounced him.

"For me? Mon amore, you are so romantic. .." Fifi said as she took the flowers from his hands and smelled them and Furball wondered what was happening. He couldn't move his left foot at all and now he was trapped in Fifi's clutches.

"Oh my sweet romeo, I now have a gift for you...but first, one moment..."Fifi suddenly pulled out a mirror and started working on her makeup.

"I gotta get away..." Furball thought in panic, he tried moving with all his might but nothing.

He looked in dread as Fifi continued to work on her makeup and was now applying some red lipstick and he knew what she intended to do and he wanted no part of it, especially with her musk getting stronger. After what felt like forever, the skunk was now all dolled up and fluttering her eye lashes at him and pouting her red lips as well.

" I thank you for waiting, Mon petite éclair...and now I will now reward you for your patience..." Fifi said as she put her arms Furball but still used his free hands to push her away but she was too strong and her smell even stronger.

"Now mon amore, we are at last together again..." Fifi said before she pulled kissed Furball repeatedly, wrapping her tail around him and smooching him deeply.

"No! Must get...away..."Furball thought as he tried to push her away and pull him leg off the sticky substance but it was too hard.

Thankfully, somehow, the dirt gave way under his foot, leaving his foot free, although a noticed lump of dirt was still attacked to it. Furball then quickly zoomed out of Fifi's grasp and the love struck skunk was now kissing air of all things, which she noticed.

"Boys are a mystery, they try so hard to get a girls attention and when they have it, they keep trying too hard..." Fifi said with a shrug... "Oh well, lucky for him, he has my full attention..." Fifi said before continuing following her love.

In a nearby bush, Sweetie had watched the entire thing, with a can of glue next to her and a receipt from the Acme florist.

"Drat, he got away..." Sweetie said in frustration, but suddenly got another idea. The winged fiend flied after them and due to how high she was, she got a good view of the chase.

"Aw, they sure do make a cute couple...NOT..."Sweetie said as she continued to hover above and watch the show.

"Mon petite Mousse au chocolat...Wait for me, your crepe suzette is missing you..."Fifi called to him.

"She's coming this way..." The blue feline thought in terror.

Furball quickly ran into a tree trunk, it was dark and he was sure Fifi didn't see him enter it. He was panting now.

"Made it…" He thought as he tried to catch his breath…only to smell something nasty.

"It is…dark, non?..." A French accent said and Furball turned to see that Fifi was in the trunk with him, giving him a suggestive look.

"Hold me, I'm yours . .." Fifi whispered in his ear.

"AHH!..."Furball busted out of the tree trunk, leaving a visible hole as he ran away.

Fifi only sent him a loving look and sighed, little red hearts floating above her head.

"I just love that skunk and maybe I'm thinking to soon about marriage but...Viva L'Amour ..." Fifi sighed romantically before continuing with the lovers chase.

-To be continued

Next time on A Reeking Romance

Sweetie the "wing-man".

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