The Suite Chat Room

Disclaimer: I do not own The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody in any way.

A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I've been hit by writers block. EXTREME. Oh and what I had Zack say ... That does NOT reflect my opinion on English accents. I think English accents are pretty cool.

StariiNite - Me

CoolTwin - Zack

SmartTwin - Cody

TiptonSinger - Carrie

RichRichGirl - London

IntelligentBlonde - Maddie

THEManager - Moseby

ILoveCarrie - Arwin

Estaban - Estaban

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RichRichGirl: Maddie, Y am I fayling Eenglish?

IntelligentBlonde: Well ... A. Why is NOT spelled Y. B. Failing is not spelled fayling. C. English is NOT spelled Eenglish.

RichRichGirl: But daddy says that if I don't pass English, I can't go to England! I mean, why would I need to learn English to go to England? Everyone knows that people speak Englanese in England.

Estaban: What is up little blonde peoples?

CoolTwin: Estaban ... why is your username Estaban??? It needs to be something cooler!!! and it's what's up, not what is up.

Estaban: My whole name wouldn't fit in one username. They only let you put 15 characters in a username!

RichRichGirl: I know!!!! I wanted to add another Rich to my username ... but I ran out of characters.

IntelligentBlonde: Why not just put RichestGirlEver??? Then people know you are the richest (which you're not)

RichRichGirl: Good idea!!! You really aren't dumb Maddie!

IntelligentBlonde: Ugh .....

CoolTwin: Don't worry Maddie, I don't think you're dumb!!!

SmartTwin: Oh my goodness, FOR ONCE, your English is better than London's!!

CoolTwin: Of COURSE my English is better than London's!!! Haven't you heard those people in London's accents?? They're soo ... Londony!!

SmartTwin: Okay ... forget I EVER said that.

Estaban: What are you little blonde peoples doing?

CoolTwin: Well don't tell my mom ...

Estaban: Ooohh!! It's a secret! I LOVE secrets!!!

CoolTwin: DON'T TELL MY MOM!!! But I just broke up with my girlfriend. We've been dating for like a year!!

TiptonSinger: You WHAT!?

CoolTwin: Oh .... Bob just called!! Yeah! Gotta go!!

CoolTwin Signs Off.

TiptonSinger: He's going to be in so much trouble!!!

CoolTwin Signs On.

CoolTwin: By the way mom, I think the snakes laid eggs .. and the snakes .. hatched ....

TiptonSinger: How long have you had those snakes?

CoolTwin: Oh about two months.

TiptonSinger: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Zack .. YOU ARE IN MAJOR TROUBLE!!

CoolTwin: Okay, NOW I have to go!!

CoolTwin Signs Off.