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Me: I don't own anything.

Jinx: Good thing to.

Me: Shut up!

2 January 2011

Tuesday

In my bed of pain.

4:00am

Crack of dawn, literally. Someone's screaming like bloody hell, probably Gizmo about some monster he let out of a pocket dimension. I think I'll go shut him up now. Gizmo was always the one freaking out, well he is only like what? 11, 10? Who cares, I won't be able to sleep in the noise zzzzzzzzzz.

7:00am

Yay! I scored what, 3 more hours sleep. At least the screecher's stopped. Patience Jinx, he's younger than the rest of you. I smell something, I'll make sure nothing's burning.

2 minutes later

OhmygiddyRobin'sPikachupajamas! Billy's trying to cook! I must take evasive action!

1 minute later

I sprayed the whole contents of our fire extinguisher into MY kitchen, then had whoever was up clean it. Who was everyone but Private Hive. Probably hiding in his room. I'll make him come down immediately, he must obey his leader.

Outside Private Hive's room.

Staring at the 'keep out' sign on his door, pfft, like that will stop me. I threw open his door, to find him reading some anime. Probably very violent with girls with big boobs.

"You must obey my every command! And I command you to help clean up the kitchen!" I tried to be as menacing as you can in fluffy pink pyjamas.

He didn't even notice me. Time to bring in the big guns.

I ran downstairs and asked Kyd very nicely to drag PH here without discussion. He ran out.

2 minutes later.

It's nice having at least one boy listen to your every command. Kyd dragged PH down in all of his military glory. Have you ever seen a huge military kid get dragged by the ear by a kid half his size and as thin as me? It's hila-rious! I was quite surprised since PH has been in the army for almost 3 years. You see, his dad was the General and wanted him to follow in his footsteps. PH got nice huge muscles with the strength to boot, he's the biggest fully human I ever knew. But he still can't beat Kyd at arm wrestling. Wuss!

"Let gooo!" he whined like Gizmo when I force him to go to bed.

I tried to look formidable, but couldn't help giving a little cackle. He glared at me.

"Tell him to lay off!" I'm loving it!

"Kneel before me!" he kneeled after darting a glance at Kyd. Who appeared to have become a statue. As I've said, weirdo.

"You shall do whatever I say, because I am ruler of this two storied house, and I want food!" he snorted.

"Like right now? Can't I get dressed first?"

"Go now! Or face the cruel torture of-" I made a dramatic pause.

"Doing my French homework!" everyone gasped at the thought.

He ran out of the kitchen faster than you could say 'Beast Boy's an idiot' (which is true). I love having an intimidating guard from another planet. And French homework. Why do I even do French? I'm not goin to Paris anytime soon, I'll just get dressed to kill some time.

5 minutes later

"Hurry up! I need to go!" SeeMore banged on the door. At least 10 more minutes hun, so go to the public toilets.

"Grrruughghhhh!" oh dear, that doesn't sound very healthy.

"Take some Ponstel!" I shouted at him.

"Get out!" he shouted back.

"No!" apply mascara here, tie up hair there.

"…." knock, knock.

"Who's there?" I think I know where this is going.

"Please let him go pee. It takes like, 3 minutes," shut up Kyd, I'm busy doing miracles with my horrific features.

"The door's coming down!" he can't be serious.

The door flew into the wall. Guess he wasn't. Oh well, I'm not fixing it. I walked out and stuck my tongue at SeeMore, not my fault he has a weak bladder. I decided that I look perfect without my base.

3 minutes later.

Who am I kidding? I look as pale as Raven!

I walked back to the bathroom (we must really build another one) and laughed at the makeshift door. It was leaning on a chair in the doorway. I must get Billy to fix that. I love having a bunch of boys I can boss around with the help of my French homework.

SeeMore removed the door and the chair, glared at me, then walked down the stairs where I could hear shrieking, best not think about it too much. I went in and finished off my beauty ritual, then went downstairs to have Billy make me scrambled eggs.

Downstairs

PH and Billy put each other in headlocks and neither of them will let go! Something about money, anyway, I'll have to get food the old fashioned way.

"I'll be at Steers if you need me!" was all I said before escaping the madness to the surface with my hoodie covering my pink hair.

Street Of Pain(SOP)

Walking down the normal street. The painfully boring street... When will I get there? Aha. There's my stop!

I walked into the food place and looked for somewhere to sit. Oh shit!

There, sitting 2 tables away, was the whole Twit Circus and their pet, who was waving at me like crazy. Call 911, I need rescuing!

Finito.

Me: Sorry for the wait.

Jinx: Just don't do it again.

Me:Pleasereview!