A/N: I know I said that I was going to update this more frequently than Prince Charming. I've just been super swamped with school, we have test after test…
But, without further ado, Chapter 2 of Happy Endings!
Disclaimer: I love puppies. And unicorns. And chocolate factories. And Harry Potter. But guess what? I own none of the above
Ron and Hermione: Every Rose has her thorns
Ron was in the kitchen, eating. He was always eating. While the-man-with-the-bottomless-stomach gulped blueberry muffins, he watched his lovely daughter Rose. She was just like him, he mused. Same color hair, same eyes, same nose. Smiling to himself, he picked up The Daily Prophet. Ginny and Harry were on the front page again. Smiling next to them were Teddy Remus Lupin, James Sirius Potter, and Albus Severus Potter. Whenever Ron recalled the name of his nephew he chuckled. He'd never understand why Harry and Ginny named their child Albus Severus. Honestly, were they praying that he'd be teased in school?
Still smiling, he went to fix a cup of coffee. Hermione was at the Ministry early working on a house elf equality project. She was the one that usually made his coffee. Ron would never really understand these muggle inventions. He poured the boiling water in like Hermione usually did and waited.
Ten minutes later, Ron was impatient. He leaned over the machine, holding his wand and muttering spells. All of a sudden- BOOM. The coffee exploded in his face. "BLOODY HELL!" Ron shouted. Cursing under his breath, he muttered a few cleaning and healing spells. There was silence for a second. Then- "b'woody heww!" Ron turned to his daughter, aghast. "What did you say, Rosie?" "B'woody Heww!"
Ron tried all day to get Rose to stop. "Say mama Rosie! Say dada! Please, honey, mommy will kill me if she knows those were your first words." It was no use. Rose, delighted with her newfound power, continued with "b'woody heww" until 6:00, when Hermione was set to return home.
Ron heard the sound of the Floo coming to life. Throwing one last pleading glance at Rose, he went to greet his lovely wife. "Hello darling, you look lovely." Naturally, Hermione was suspicious. "What did you do?" she said, sighing. "Er-nothing, dear. Can't I compliment my wonderful wife?"
Hermione shook her head and headed into the kitchen, where Rose was. Smiling, she picked her up. "Hello Rosie Posie! Mama missed you!" Rose seemed to give Ron a devilish smirk over her mother's shoulder. "B'woody Heww!" Hermione froze. Then- "RONALD WEASLEY!"
Needless to say, Ron slept on the couch for the next few weeks.
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A/N: How'd you guys like it? This chapter's a bit funnier than the last one. I'd like to say, happy May 2nd! Probably the second biggest day in Potter history, besides October 31st.