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Shovels and Dirty Limericks
Tess grinned as she played with the lightning ball in her hand, and Gracie sighed.
"Tess, that isn't helping." Gracie told her.
Tess nodded. "I know. I just don't see the bones we need to salt anywhere."
"Maybe that's because you're not helping me dig." Gracie said, shoveling some more dirt out of the huge hole.
"Maybe." Tess said, and shot a small spark of lightning at a nearby tree.
"Stop! Are you trying to start a forest fire?" Gracie asked, and then she struck something in the grave and Tess got up and clapped her hands happily.
"Ooooh! What is it?" Tess asked happily, peering down into the grave.
Gracie rolled her eyes. "What I was digging up."
Gracie grabbed the metal box and heaved it out of the grave, and Tess held out her hand to help her up. Once out, Gracie went to open the box but stopped when Tess groaned.
"What now?" Gracie asked.
"What if it's a head?" Tess asked. "You know how I am with body parts."
Gracie rolled her eyes. "If it helps, it's been dead for a long time."
Tess gave her a look. "That doesn't help. Sorry to burst your bubble."
"No, no. Sorry to burst yours--this lock is ancient, and so you're going to open it." Gracie said.
Tess scrunched up her nose. "Fine."
She shot a streak of lightning at the lock and it melted off, and then Gracie lifted the lid. A puff of smoke came out, and Gracie started speaking Latin as Tess braced herself for the ghost to show itself. It did, and started snarling.
"Have you ever heard of a breath mint?" Tess asked, and then tried to shoot the ghost with lightning, but it went through him, and hit a tree.
"Have I taught you nothing?" Gracie asked.
Tess blushed and shrugged, and then she grabbed the rock salt gun and shot the ghost before it went to hit Gracie, and it disappeared for moment, then came back just in time for the bones and the occult items to burn, and as its soul burned, Tess smiled.
"Say 'hi' to the demons in Hell for us." Tess said with a smiling, waving at the ghost as it got destroyed.
Gracie laughed. "I could do this job by myself."
Tess rolled her eyes. "Come on, I help out."
"On real demons maybe. It's like you think ghosts are beneath you." Gracie said as they grabbed their things and dropped them off in the car. "Let's just go."
Tess shook her head. "We dug up the grave, we're putting it back."
"For your information, I dug the grave." Gracie pointed out. "And on top of that, grave robbers don't put the soil back, so why should we? We just made sure no one else would get killed."
"What if they were your bones, Gracie? What if it was your grave that got defiled?" Tess asked.
Gracie sighed. "Fine. But you're helping me!"
Tess scrunched her nose up again. "I'm never taking the high moral road again."
Gracie laughed, and the two reburied the remains and then headed back to the motel and got ready for bed. They had both checked for e-mails, but hadn't gotten any, and so they snuggled into their covers and went to sleep, Gracie waking up to a beeping nose on her computer.
"Thank God it doesn't go, 'You've Got Mail' or I'd throw it out the window." Tess yawned.
Gracie smiled. "Go back to sleep, Tess."
"Gladly." Tess replied, turning over and pulling the covers up over her head.
Gracie opened up her laptop and opened the reply from Sam.
Gracie--
Nice to know someoneappreciates me. Tess just wants me to go all badass with my powers. She's sweet underneath all that psychic power though, right? Remember when she used to be shy? I do. Then you went and changed her. I still love you, though. I can't wait to see you this next hunt. Dean says you guys want to make a foursome of it--though I'm sure you can imagine how he said it.
Talk to you soon, Gracie--in person I hope.
--Sammy
Gracie smiled--Sam had such a way with words, it was easy to flirt with him. He was so cordial and adorable. She pondered her reply for a moment, and then Tess's laptop went off and Gracie assumed Tess had gotten a reply from Sam. Tess threw her pillow at her computer and then sat up.
"If that's not a hot guy looking for a good time, they shouldn't be interfering with my dream." Tess stated firmly, opening up her laptop.
"Hot guy?" Gracie asked.
Tess shrugged and Gracie wrote her reply.
Sammy--
Trust me, Tess has her moments. As to the next hunt, seeing you guys again will surely be the highlight of my life. And I'm not saying that because we're making a foursome of it. Remind Dean that he can't have me and Tess. He has to choose.
--Gracie
While Gracie looked over her reply to Sam and added in a few more flirtatious remarks, Tess was reading Dean's e-mail over again.
Tess--
Brilliant, eh?
I don't believe it, sorry.
You're too gorgeous to be brilliant.
Fact of nature.
--Dean
Tess rolled her eyes and wrote a quick reply before turning off her computer and going back to bed.
Dean--
I have officially decided to punish you in a dirty way.
--Tess
Pleased with herself, Tess rolled over and snuggled into the covers, ignoring Gracie typing away to Sam, who Tess assumed was Dean.
"Tess, get up!" Gracie said after a little while, hitting her with a pillow. "Now!"
Tess made a lightening ball in her hand as she sat up.
Gracie laughed. "It's not demon related. Get up!"
Tess groaned as Gracie bounded out of the room to grab food from the restaurant across the street. When Gracie came back, her phone rang and she answered it before going into the motel room.
"Yeah?" She answered.
"Wow. The phone is better than e-mail." Dean said.
Gracie laughed and unlocked the motel room door with her key. "It most certainly is."
"Isn't he so much hotter than last time?" Tess asked when Gracie came into the room.
Gracie squealed with delight and ran to jump on Dean, who chuckled and embraced her.
"Worth being woken up?" Gracie asked Tess after kissing Dean and getting off of him.
Tess shrugged. "It would be better if I was getting lai--"
"--who wants food?" Gracie asked quickly.
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