Special thanks to PenguinGirl526 for helping! :P
So there Katniss was with the stupid unicorn. She was inside District 12 now. Since Katniss refused to go to the castle, the unicorn had started following her around.
" COME TO MY CASTLE! WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN!"
No response.
"CCOOOOOMMMMEEEE OOOOOOOONNNNN!"
"Oh, god, help me," Katnisss muttered.
"DON'T YOU HAVE A PARTY TO GO TO?" the unicorn shouted, right in her ear.
"…Shit…"
Katniss started rushing around like crazy. "What should I get for Gale? I know! A new set of hunting stuff! Like snares and bows and whatever you call those sticks with iron pointy triiangles on them."
"SPEARS!" supplied the unicorn, who was drifting rather close to some bread piled up next to a bakery.
"Whatever." Suddenly, Katniss saw a blond-haired blue-eyed boy emerge from the bakery. "Peeta!" she squealed in a very un-katniss like way.
"Hi!" he called out and they started smooching.
The unicorn, who I will now call Corny because writing "the unicorn" every time is getting boring, ate all the bread.
Katniss came back from her smooch fest with her present for Gale. "Here", she said to Corny. "Hold this for me." And she went off to call 1-800-PRESENTS to help Peeta find the perfect gift for his rival.
Corny got a very sneaky look on her face. She took the present and dumped it in a bush which happened to lead to a tunnel containing irritable elves who happened to hate weapons causing them to blow up and create an earthquake a few miles away which no one seemed to notice. Corny replaced the weapons with a pink fluffy scarf. Everyone loves scarves, she thought. Katniss is so stupid. Muahahahaha! She pretended nothing happened when Katniss came back and they bounced to Gale's party.
Corny is...EVIL? What happens when Gale sees it...?