Hermione giggled at Harry stared at her in horror.
Harry groaned and wondered why it was his day to escort her to breakfast to make sure she didn't repeat her actions from the opening feast. Ron and Harry had kept up a routine of watching her constantly for a week now and they thought that they had her under control. The only time they had slipped up was when Harry had been distracted by Draco in potions and Ron wasn't there to keep and eye on Hermione.
Before anyone could do anything to contain her, Hermione had her hand up in the air and professor Snape had called on her.
"Please sir" she started, "Can this potion be used as a sexual lubricant?" she had asked, the picture of innocence and naivety.
Everyone had stared in shock as Snape's eye started to twitch. Harry had the good sense to grab Hermione, throw her over his shoulder and run like Voldermort was after him.
Snape had naturally complained to Albus but nothing was done about Hermione's constant need to be kept under supervision.
Harry looked again at Hermione and wondered what was wrong with her. She was dressed in a pair of pants that where so baggy that they almost sat around her thighs and a shirt that was just as baggy as her pants. If Harry guessed correctly Hermione looked a lot like a gangster rapper.
Harry decided to ignore Hermione because it wasn't as if anyone would help her in her mischief today. Little did he know a certain DADA professor and red headed Weasly was in cahoots with Hermione.
Hermione kept up a gangster swagger all the way down to the great hall where everyone was sitting. As she walked in Ginny and Tonks took off their modest robes and revealed what they where wearing underneath.
Both girls looked almost identical thanks to Tonks's talents, they where wearing hot pants that where more the size of underwear and boob tube tops. They giggled and rushed over to Hermione, revealing to the hall that they where also wearing leather boots that reached up to their thighs, causing most of the male population to almost have a coronary.
Hermione held out her arms and, as both girls where shorter than her, they fit quite snugly under arms as they wrapped an arm each around Hermione.
"Waz up ho's?" Hermione almost slurred.
"Nu'ning Mamma" the girls giggled.
Suddenly the lights in the hall went down with just a spot light on Hermione and the girls who where soon revealed as back up singers as a heavy beat reverberated through the hall. Some muggle born students like Dean and Seamus recognized the beat and melody before Hermione started singing and as she started singing they started laughing.
They see me
mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White
and nerdy
Think I'm just
too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't
you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll
with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and
nerdy
Think I'm just
too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm
just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy
First in my
class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C.
Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep your 40, I'll just have an
Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find
that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are Cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page
is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight
spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills
but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with
mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once
you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers
movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no
killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one
(one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but
I got a soddering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme
song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll
ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well
as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on...
You see me roll
on my segway I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy
Think I'm just
too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't
you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll
with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and
nerdy
Think I'm just
too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm
just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy
I been browsin',
inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my
pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me
bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit
Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it
right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L
I got a business
doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do
they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my
dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale
down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop,
pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the
extreme
whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend
every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear
They see me
strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy
Just because I'm
white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because
I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna bowl
with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and
nerdy
Think I'm just
too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm
just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
Hermione then calmly thanked Ginny and Tonks, transfigured her gangster clothing into her uniform and sat down and ate breakfast.
A/N sorry for the crappy chapter… if anyone can think of more outrageous stunts that Hermione can do please email me or leave a review. Another chapter coming up soon!!(as in I'm writing it now)