We spent the rest of the night chatting. I taught him how to play Minecraft, and was insanely jealous with how fast he got the Ender dragon killed with three pairs of hands. He was also really handy for fridge-raiding. We both drained two tubs of triple-fudge ice cream whilst talking about stuff; hugging pillows. He told amazing stories, and he had great comedic timing. It was entertaining, watching him turn fifty shades of everything as he expressed, in great detail, how he dodged thirty Chimera feet while chasing an eleven-headed chicken that stole his wallet.
When morning came, the sunlight presented a problem.
He could be seen.
However, in some way, I had to find a way to show him around the human world. His invisibility would come in handy.
"Dammit, if you do that one more time, I will fuck you up, lizard man…"
"Good luck."
Randall had tripped three people so far. I probably looked insane as I hissed out of the corner of my mouth, talking to him with an annoyed expression. I could clearly imagine the smug, fanged grin that was most likely plastered across his purple face. Rolling my eyes, I motioned inconspicuously for him to follow me into a park.
In the center, there was a fountain. A few potheads and ratchets sat on the brim, chatting. I groaned, walking away from it, however, Randall had other plans.
"Randall…? RANDALL! DAMMIT!" I hissed, chasing after the telltale sound of his three-toed feet scrambling up to the fountain.
SPLASH!
A ratchet got covered in water, her boyfriend gasping. I could make out a distortion in the water as I leaned over the edge to watch. I was about to grab him when he turned sharply and leaped from the water, splashing everywhere a second time. He landed sinuously behind me, grabbing my arm. "Come on."
He pulled me onto his back, phasing into existence. He barely gave people a chance to scream as he motored off, faster than any human could run. I clung around his neck, growling lowly. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"Come on, kid, loosen up! Just a little scaring!" He smirked as we neared my house and turned invisible once more.