Disclaimer: I do not own Pandora Hearts or any of it's characters.
Thank you to the person who gave me the idea for this! Instead of putting it in the actual story I decided to turn it into a blooper and take it a little farther. :) Hope everyone likes it!
After the party, a drunk Alice was standing outside in the middle of the wind storm, bossing around Oz, who was still in his costume. The blond was desperately trying to hold on to his skirt and keeping it from blowing up.
Alice pointed her military gun at her contractor. "Stop playing with your clothes! And stand up straight!"
Oz stood as if he had a pole for a spine, pinning his arms to his sides in an attempt to keep the skirt down. "But Alice-"
"No talking back!"
"Yes ma'am!"
"No march forward!"
"Bu-"
"Do it!"
"Okay!" The blonde cried, tensely marching forward.
"Now turn around! And address me as sir!"
He wheeled around and marched in the opposite direction. "Yes sir!" He cried, wanting it to be over.
Gilbert, who was standing several feet away, was shaking in fury. Break held him back, wanting to watch Alice torture Oz.
It wasn't until hours later that Alice allowed Oz to stop.