Chapter 2! 3

AKATSUKI POINT OF VIEW (BEFORE BEING TURN INTO KITTENS)

In the hideout where the Akatsuki currently subsidded, three figures were quickly advancing upon it.

"Sai-kun, are we almost there?" quietly asked a young pink hair girl with green eyes as they jumped from tree to tree.

"Hai Ugly" answered a young boy with black hair and black eyes. He got hit in the head by the pink haired girl.

"Oi Sakura, that was harsh. Anyways when are we going to get there? I want ramen!," an obnoxiously loud voice (sorry Naruto fans but it had to be added). The voice came from a young boy with blond hair and blue eyes and, he had whiskers on his cheeks.

"Baka shut up" Sakura said as she hit him in the back of the head as well.

"OUCH!" Naruto said as he rubbed his head

"Ugly. Naruto. Be quiet. Where here" Sai said as he stopped on the branch and looked at the 'mountain.'

"Where are they?" asked (yelled) Naruto. Sakura hit him in the head again but, you can see she was wondering the same thing.

"That mountain has a strong henge on it that makes it look like a mountain," said Sai as he pointed at said mountain.

"Oh…" Naruto and Sakura said in unison.

"All right you guys know the plan right"

"Hai"

"Here goes" Sai said as they moved into action.

Tsuande showed them two Jutsu's. 1 will be able to transform a person to an animal and it will take away all there power (jutsus and all that stuff) and the only way they can change back is if they come into contact with a warm substance. The second jutsu will cause something to disappear off the planet and into somewhere else (which no one knew where.) Sai, Sakura, and Naruto were the only ones who could do it (mainly because everyone else were either on missions or were in the hospital.)

Unknown to them, eyes from inside the tree was watching their every move.

'We must tell leader. Can't we just eat them? The pinkette looks delicious.' Said the figure as it licked it's lips while staring at Sakura, 'No we have to tell leader. Fine, whatever.'

The figure came out of the wall in front of a man sitting down with red hair. He had his rinnegan activated most times so, no one knew the color of his real eyes. Next to him standing on the right side was a beautiful girl with blue hair. She had gray eyes and a labret and was very quiet and only spoke to leader.

"What is it Zetsu?" asked the man. Zetsu was a half human half plant. He has two giant venus fly-trap like things. He has green hair, yellow eyes and his body is two different skin tone. The right is black while the left is white and, he has two personalities.

"Leader sama there are three genin level ninja's outside the base. They know about the henge and are planning some sort of attack. One is able to make his art come to life, the other is a kunochi with the power to brake a bolder with one fist and she is also a medic-nin and the Hokage's apprentice. The last one has the Kyubbi inside him. Can we eat them? One of them looks very appetizing said the black side of Zetsu.

"Not yet," said the leader, "Inform the others."

"Hai. Whatever. Don't disrespect leader . Che what ever asslicker. It's bootlicker. …Whatever…" Zetsu materialized into the wall while arguing with himself. The leader and the girl just stared at the wall.

"I still can't get use to that" the girl finally said.

"I know Konan."

Konan looked at the leader with worry.

"Nagato, is it wise to send the others out like that? Zetsu did say they are genin level and, the one with the Kyubbi seems very strong. I can feel his chakra level and it exceeds over even Kakashi's chakra."

Nagato was also thinking the same thing. Nagato than stood up.

"Come Konan we will go and assist them."

When Konan and Nagato appeared outside the base, everyone was there. Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, and even Zetsu who had risen from the ground (most likely to help Tobi (Obito).) were all there in defense mode. Pein (Nagato) looked around but could not see anyone and, it seemed that they masked their chakra but, there was a small amount of chakra. Pein sharply turned to the right when three sudden burst of chakra could be felt. We looked to the sides and saw that a pink hair girl, a black hair boy, and the Kyubbi container jump from the hiding space. They quickly made hand signs and there was suddenly smoke everywhere. When the smoke cleared up Pein and the others looked around.

KITTEN POV

"The fuck!" Hidan yelled as he looked at his …paws?

Pein and the others all looked at their own hand and saw that it was also paws. They all looked at each other and were surprised to see that they were all turned into small felines.

"Yes we did it!" we heard as we saw the kyubbi container jumping up and down.

"Naruto you baka shut up and get ready for phase two," said a pink hair girl.

Pein tried to do hand signals to turn back but nothing happened. Pein looked at the others and they had the same idea as him but it also ended in failure.

"What the hell just happened, un?" Deidara said as he looked around

"Brat, it's obvious we were turned into cats," said Sasori as he looked at his partner.

"Hmm what do you think there saying?" We all looked up to see the Kyubbi starring at us

"It seems they can not understand us since where cats," said Kakuzu as he mentally calculated the bill for all the things cat need.

"Ahehehehe," we heard coming from the corner. We turned around to see that Hidan was staring up the young pinketts skirt. The girl looked down and when she noticed Hidan, she kicked him away from her.

"PERVERT, IF YOU WEREN'T A CAT I WOULD HAVE CASTRATE YOU!" she yelled at Hidan

"YOU FUCKING BITCH THAT HURT LIKE HELL! ANIMAL ABUSE! I WILL SACRAFICE YOU'RE FUCKING ASS TO JASHIN-SAMA!" yelled Hidan as he attacked her foot.

"OUCH! LET GO OF ME YOU LITTLE FUCKER!" she said as she picked him up by his scruff.

"NARUTO WHERE'S THE FUCKING BOX!" she yelled

"Damn her voice is annoying, un" said Deidara as he pawed at his ears (Sorry Sakura fans but you have to admit her voice is quite annoying).

"For once brat, we agree on something" Sasori said as his left eye twitched at the volume of the girl voice.

"HERE IT IS SAKURA-CHAN!" we turned around and saw the Kyubbi container running towards us. He tripped over a pebble and the box landed right in front of us.

'How the hell is he at genin level' we all thought as we sweatdropped. Pein walked closer to the box and his sweatdrop had increased as he looked at what the box said.

'FREE KEETEN? How stupid can one be?' Pein thought

I looked at the black haired boy who still did not say anything. He was currently pinching the bridge of his nose in annoyance.

'I know how you feel' Pein thought as I watched Deidara trying to jump on Sasori while Sasori kept swatting him away and 'Tobi' was running around chasing his tail.

BACK TO HUMAN POINT OF VIEW

"Naruto, just grabbed the cats and put them in the box" said Sai.

"Yeah, yeah" Naruto grumbled as he got up.

Naruto tried to grab the cats but they soon scattered away.

"DAMN AKATSUKI CATS! GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE SO WE CAN SEND YOU AWAY!" yelled Naruto as he was running after Deidara.

Sakura already had a cat in her hand so she just went and put the cat in the box. It yowled and tried to scratch her and so she mercilessly dropped it in the box. She went to help Naruto catch the cats.

Sai just stood there watching everything happening. He noticed that two cats were missing. He looked around and saw a red cat with rinnegan like eyes and a blue cat with gray eyes just starring at the scene.

"…" the two cats looked up at Sai. The cats and Sai starred at each other for a few seconds before they looked back at the scene.

Naruto had finally caught Deidara who was trying to rip Naruto apart while Sakura caught Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Zetsu, and Kakuzu who refused to run around like morons. The only one left was Tobi who was still chasing his tail. I looked at the other two cats who Sai thinks is the leader Pein and his right hand… lady… Konan. Sai grabbed them and they didn't put up a fight but, Pein did glare at Sai. Naruto had finally caught Tobi and soon enough, the Akatsuki kittens were all in a box.

Naruto and Sakra closed the box and they stood around the box. They made some hand signs and smoke appeared where the box use to be.

"…." The three stared at where the box use to be.

"YES WE DID IT!"yelled Naruto. Sakura was also happy and Sai sighed and showed a little sign of relief to be able to finally go home and get away from the two idiots.

KITTEN'S POV

"T-tobi feels funny" said Tobi as he rubbed his head.

"Ugh… I th-think I am g-going to be fucking sick" groaned Hidan while shuddering.

It is freezing and they were all still in the box.

"W-where are we un?" asked Deidara as he sniffed the air. We all sniffed the air than, we all held our breathes as we smelt something oily and was made out of gas.

"O-obviously, we are in another world s-since I am sure n-none of us has ever smelt w-what ever that was" Pein said while trying to not show he was cold "w-we will stick t-together and hope that someone comes and finds us s-soon."

"Brrr… w-why the hell is it so f-fucking cold?" said Hidan as he inched closer to Kakuzu.

"H-hey what's that sm-smell un?" asked Deidara as he smelled the air. We all copied him and we smelt some sort of sweet aroma after that, we can hear a couple of footsteps coming our way.

"Everyone, quickly yell as loud as you can!" said Pein momentarily forgetting about the cold.

'Hey's(un)' and 'overhere (motherfucker)' can be heard all around the box.

The footstep got closer and whoever was outside the box smelt really good. When the box opened, we were all blinded for a few second by the sunlight. When our vision came back, we all just stared at the girl who was staring back at us.

"Dayum the bitch is fucking hot!" said Hidan as he started ogling the girl.

They all thought the same thing as they stared at the girl (but with less profanity and the word 'un' added to it.)

She had long black hair and her eyes were bi-colored. She had a lot of piercings and there was a tattoo on her neck.

"Hi pretty lady! Tobi is happy to meet you!" Tobi said while jumping up and down.

"Tobi you idiot, she can't understand us, un" said Deidara

"NO FUCKING WAY! SHE WORSHIPS JASHIN-SAMA TOO! I'M IN FUCKING LOVE!" said Hidan as he saw the tattoo on her neck and he started to ogle the girl.

BYUTI'S POV

I looked at the cats who were staring at me and, there was one in particular that was ogling which kind of creep me out.

I looked closer at them and I immediately grabbed for the light blue colored cat with gray eyes (Konan). The cat looked surprise and the rest of the cats seem to tense up as I surprisingly grabbed it.

"Awwww, your so kawaii!" I said while petting the kitten "you're obviously a girl."

The other cats seemed to become less tense when they saw I wasn't going to hurt the kitten.

"You guys must be freezing" I said while they just stared at me. "Alright little ones, I'm taking you home with me."

I took off my backpack and opened it up.

"Hmm…how are we going to do this" I mumbled to myself.

The cats continue to look at me as if I was crazy since I was talking to myself.

"Alright!" I said while clapping my hands and looking down at the cats. I am going to have to hold three of you because my bag is full. So who's it gonna be?" I said looking down at the cat as if they can answer me.

I was surprised to see three cats walk up. A red hair cat with gray eyes (Pein), a black cat with a a orange face and black swirls on it (Tobi), and a silver cat with purple eyes (Hidan.)

"…um ok I guess it will be you three." I said while I gave them a weird look.

I opened my bag and gently put all the other cats inside while still leaving it a little open for them to have air. I grabbed the other three and put two in my pocket while holding the red hair cat.

"All right you guys lets get going up the mountain" I said as I started walking towards the path to go to my home. I suddenly stopped when I heard footsteps behind me. I turned around and saw that it was Derek and some other boys.