Chapter 1

(I've rewritten this chapter and the 2nd. Don't why I said that, just felt it needed to be pointed out somewhere.)

It was an amazingly fast, and kind of random, rescue. One second there was nothing there, the next, there was an old police box, right where the light saber used to be. For the first time that night, all three of the people in the clearing seemed equally as surprised.

Then the police box opened, and a man in a purple jacket and bow tie stepped out. He was holding the light saber. "Well, that's new." He stated.

Aggie opened her mouth, then shut it again. The Doctor turned to the three of them. "Sith." He stated. Then he frowned and strode forward. "What, are Sith, doing on Earth?"

The male Sith, at least that's what Aggie guessed he was, pulled out his light saber. "Who are you?" He demanded.

"Me?" The man pointed to himself with the light saber he'd gotten from Mayhe. "I'm the Doctor." Funny, he didn't seem at all worried about the Sith.

"Doctor who?" All three of them asked, at the same time.

"Doctor who, Doctor who." The Doctor muttered. "Isn't there ever a different way to introduce?" Aggie managed to get up during his talking. She didn't dare try running away again though. And she was a little too shocked to anyway.

The Siths were clearly getting impatient. "What planet are we on?" The male one asked, again. He stepped forward with his light saber.

The Doctor just stepped back, getting himself close to his teleporting box. "Earth, as I just said."

This time the Sith actually growled. "Doctor!" Aggie shouted a warning. She knew what was coming from experience.

Mayhe grabbed two more light sabers from her belt and flung them, one at Aggie, one towards the Doctor.

The Doctor grabbed Aggie's hand a yanked her to the ground. Mayhe held out her hands and the 2 light sabers flew back into them. "You know," The Doctor said, talking to the Sith now, "I don't visit your galaxy very often, and now I remember why." He got up. Seeing as how he was still holding Aggie's hand she had to get up too. "You Sith don't make good company." Then he spun around and took off running into the woods. Aggie followed him, of course. Mayhe flung her light sabers after them while the other Sith, the one with the funny eyes, called out to her about them not being worth the trouble and the Doctor mumbling about how he was sure he recognized Mayhe from somewhere.

They eventually lost the Sith, apparently the one with the weird eyes had convinced Mayhe to stop chasing them. The Doctor led her to a pine tree that had branches drooping so low once they were underneath no one would see them. Aggie leaned on the trunk and gasped for air. The Doctor meanwhile, clapped his hands together, he was having a blast. "Hello, I'm the Doctor."

Aggie nodded. "So you said." She panted.

"I did?" He thought about it. "Oh right. So, who are you?"

"Aggie."

"Nice to meet you Aggie." The 2 shook hands.

"How did you get here?" Aggie asked.

"Oh, I used my TARDIS. The big blue box in the middle of the clearing?"

Aggie nodded. That thing had saved her life, it was a hard object to forget. "That thing can travel through space?"

The Doctor nodded, smiling widely. "And time. It's cool."

"I've got to be dreaming." Aggie concluded.

The Doctor's face fell at that. "Oh. Well that is new."

They had an awkward pause after that. Then something moved outside the tree. Aggie gasped and spun around, but it was just a rabbit. It did however remind her the Sith were still out there, and if they could get here before the 2 had a chance to run away again they were dead. Aggie heard somewhere if you died in a dream you died in real life. She wasn't sure if that was true, but she wasn't about to test out the theory. She turned back to the Doctor. "Now what?"

"Now we contact someone from their galaxy." The Doctor replied. He took out a cell phone, much to Aggie's surprise. "Now, the only person I know absolutely hates me right now, so don't be surprised if you have to take the call."

"What?"

The Doctor didn't answer. He was talking into the phone now. "Caelix! Hi!" He greeted brightly. He frowned when the phone went dead. "Knew it." He handed Aggie the phone. "Here, you'll have to call him. He might not like you either, but you just need to keep him on long enough to get help."

"Won't he know it's your phone again?" Aggie wondered.

"Nah. Jedi don't have caller I.D."

The phone started ringing. Aggie took a deep breath, trying to compose herself. "Caelix Skywalker." The man on the other side grunted.

Aggie gasped. "You're a Skywalker."

"Yes. Oh, oh don't tell me, you're some fan girl." Caelix concluded irritably.

She sort of was, but right now it sounded like saying that would be the worst possible response. "No, I'm a person who's world is in danger!" She yelled back into the phone. "We need help."

"Well it may come as a shock to you, but I'm not a Jedi anymore, so I can't help."

"You're the only number I've got." Aggie protested.

The Doctor leaned in and spoke up too then. "You just need to find someone else for us."

Caelix sighed. "I should've known it was you again Doctor." Aggie could practically hear him roll his eyes on the other end. "Alright. This 1 time, I'll see what I can do. What's the emergency?"

"Sith." The Doctor and Aggie chorused.

There was a long silence on the other end. "Caelix?" The Doctor spoke up again.

"Right, right I'm going." Then the line went dead again.


The thing about this plan, was that it involved a lot of waiting. The Doctor spent most of the time talking about bow ties, fezzes, and fish fingers and custard and how cool all 3 things were.

Aggie found it absolutely ridiculous and soon tuned him out. She was thinking about other things, letting her brain catch up to everything that was happening. And that's when she made the realization. "I'm not dreaming am I?"

"No. I hoped not." The Doctor agreed.

Aggie smirked. "Yeah, bet you'd hate being a figment of my imagination."

"Oh I'm way too complicated for that." Aggie turned to him and was struck by his eyes. "That's right." The Doctor nodded slowly. "Look into my eyes. Their old eyes. Old and . . . bored." He leapt up like cartoon characters do when they've just sat on a pin. It was weird, Aggie had thought only cartoon characters could do that. "I need to be busy." He paced around.

"It is pretty boring." Aggie admitted.

"Oh forget boring. The Sith could be invading earth by now, killing everyone they meet, and here were are, just talking about fezzes."

"Actually you're the only one talking about fezzes." Aggie told him.

"See? Complete waste of your life." He grabbed Aggie's wrist and pulled her up. "Let's go find those Sith."

"Are you nuts?!" Aggie protested as she was half dragged along. "We'll be killed."

"No, I'm a mad man. With a blue box. Big difference. And I'll just talk until the Sith decide not to kill us, I'm good at this."

"So much for having a plan." Aggie muttered.

"I always thought plans were over rated." The Doctor told her.

Just then a space ship passed overhead, dangerously close. It made the leaves in the trees all move towards it. Aggie ducked instinctively and watched as went to land somewhere with less trees. "What was that?" She asked.

"That would be the plan." The Doctor said, reminding here they were waiting for help from the Jedi. "Hey!" He jumped up and down. "We're over here!"

Aggie shook her head. This guy made so much more sense when he was just a figment of her imagination.


The 2 walked over to where the space ship landed. 2 Jedi stepped out, one of them obviously still an apprentice considering the braid. "Hello there." The older one greeted. "I'm Master Solo, and this is my apprentice Beilul." He waved his hand at her. Aggie tried not to gasp at the familiar name. "We're here to arrest the Sith."

"I'm the Doctor." The Doctor greeted cheerfully. "And this is Aggie. Arrest you say? Good, that's good. No killing, I don't like killing." The 2 Jedi exchanged glances. "Oh you hadn't ruled that out yet had you?"

"You better tell him Master." Beilul suggested, twirling her apprentice braid.

Solo nodded and turned to the Doctor. "Thing is, this is a very bad situation. One of those Sith, Darth Dezruction, has found a new way to use the dark side of the Force. He can shred organs."

Aggie couldn't help it this time, she made a disgusted face. Beilul noticed and nodded. "It's not pretty."

Solo continued. In fact it didn't seem like he was too crazy about being interrupted. "He's been using this power to kill off the Jedi. Any who survive the process can't use the Force anymore, or at least not as well, too much of them has been destroyed."

"That's what happened to Master Skywalker." Beilul added, no doubt referring to Caelix.

The Doctor nodded. "Right, I always wondered about that. I asked, but he just kind of swung his light saber at me."

Solo nodded. "He does that." They all stood in silence for a moment, then Solo looked off in the distance. "We should get after them, just know we may not have a choice Doctor." He started forward.

"Oh never say you don't have a choice this early in." The Doctor said, following the 2 Jedi. Aggie looked around and dashed after them. There was no way she wanted to be alone right now.

"Sorry, did I say you could come with us?" Solo asked. Not rudely, he just seemed kind of curious.

"No one ever tells me, but I come anyway."