Disclaimer: If I owned any of these animes, I'd be the happiest person alive.
Author's Notes: I got this idea at 6 in the morning after a sleepover and I was really hyper. Don't blame me if it sucks.
With InuYasha sealed safely in the glass case, Bob readies for his next patient (who he hopes will be a bit more sane.)
Enter Kagome
Bob: (glad there are no fuzzy ears) Now, you seem normal enough. Tell me, what's on your mind?
Kagome: My boyfriend won't stop cheating on me! But at the same time, I really, really like him.
Bob: (relieved) Well, that seems like a normal enough problem phew. Who is your boyfriend cheating on you with?
Kagome: (pauses) A dead priestess.
Bob: A…a what?
Kagome: A dead priestess. Well, she was resurrected by some freaky witch person and now she has to collect the souls of the dead in order to keep living 'cause her body is just made out of clay and bones right now.
Bob: sweat drops Erm….uhh….a-are you sure?
Kagome: Would I be rambling on about this if I wasn't?
Bob: (nervous) Y-you probably know that man in there, don't you? (points to InuYasha, who is attempting to break out of the glass with his Tetsusaiga, but is failing miserably)
Kagome: He's my boyfriend.
Bob: Well, that explains things. Now, ma'am, if you'll just move along with these two men, you'll be escorted out of here.
Kagome: (getting hauled off by the buff guys) Hey, wait! You can't do this to me! I have a normal problem can't you at least pretend to help? Come o-
Kagome is cut off by being shoved into the "Crazy People" case (which is soundproof) and being locked in. She immediately rushes to InuYasha, and one would guess they are muttering darkly about the Shrink.
Bob: (clears throat) Uhh…next!
Enter Miroku
Bob: (looks at his robes) You certainly seem to like traditional clothing.
Miroku: (puzzled) What do you mean traditional? I wear these every single day! Lots of people wear clothes like this!
Bob: Uh-huh… (thinks to self) At least it's not that strange…
Miroku: Aren't supposed to be helping me with my problem?
Bob: (flustered) Ah, right, of course. Yes, I should do that, shouldn't I? Um ahem What's troubling you?
Miroku: Weeellll…
Bob: (thinks to self) Dammit! Whenever they start like that it means the explanation is going to be extremely long and boring!
Miroku: My grandfather was pursued by this demon for a long, long time and one day the demon, Naraku took on the form of a beautiful woman. Well, my grandfather, being the gentleman that he was, took the sting out of the young woman's loneliness.
Bob: He was a pervert?
Miroku: Something like that. Anyhoo, Naraku cut his hand so then there was a super strong vacuum in it and the curse of the vacuum hand has been passed down in my family and it will eventually suck me in, too. Also, my girlfriend is the non-perverted type and slaps me every time I…um…ahem "feel her up."
Awkward pause
Bob:...Wow. A pervert and crazy! Moving along! Next!
The two buff guys grab Miroku, who is muttering about violence never solving anything, and throw him in the glass case with InuYasha and Kagome. (Kagome is now attempting to get out by shooting her arrow at the glass but failing.)
Bob: I believe I called for the next patient!
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