Phoenix: Hey Litwick, still up for helping me with my homicide tonight?

Litwick: HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT A HOMICIDE!

Phoenix: Homecoming party... Fuck autocorrect.

Phoenix: You know we could always murder autocorset anyway :P

Litwick: I'm in.

LWTF

3P: Hey Delirium I have some hot chic and a whip, you should come over.

Delirium: This I need to see.

3P: NO! I meant hot chocolate and whipped cream! My phone is a freaking pedophile!

Delirium: Well that's disappointing.

LWTF

Dream: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Wish: *sigh* What?

Dream: Nothing, they just waved. :D

Wish: Oh my God.

Dream: Did you sea what I did there?

Wish: Yes -_-

Dream: Are you shore?

Wish: Just stop.

Dream: Aw, are you getting tide of my jokes? Coz there's moor where they came from!

Wish: I'm blocking this number.

LWTF

Lantern: I love me some boyscouts.

Thorn: I didn't know you were a pedophile. I have to admit I'm impressed. Disturbed, yes, but impressed.

Lantern: O.O That's not what I meant and you know it!

Thorn: Then what did you mean?

Lantern: ...Biscotti

LWTF

Erzia: I found your stash of gay porn.

Daemon: I can explain!

Daemon: It's Delirium's, I swear!

Erzia: ...I meant popcorn.

Daemon: Well this is awkward.

Daemon: Uh, wanna watch a movie?

LWTF

Zilla: I just saw Delirium fucking a guy in a janitor's closet.

3P: Haha, stupid autocorrect! XP

Zilla: What d'you mean?

3P: Well that was autocorrect right? Read over your message.

Zilla: No, that's exactly what I meant. I straight up saw your boyfriend fucking a guy in a janitor's closet.

3P: THAT SON OF A BITCH! HE'S DEAD MEAT!

LWTF

3P: Phoenix! Guess what! I killed Delirium! :D

Phoenix: OMFG! I knew you could do it eventually! I'm so proud of you! :')

3P: *kissed

3P: Wait, what? You want me to kill Delirium?! O.o

Phoenix: Uh...um...congratulations?

Phoenix: Save me Mr. Shrug!

Phoenix: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

LWTF

Lantern: Hey Night can I abuse my privileges of being a GMAD member when I go to Earth later? There are several things I've always wanted to do.

Night: Sdflxmojfdfsglkrnidf -Lantern- 8764jgfjyrrsj6jffdaq88jogxc -sorry, there's a tunnel- zgjffaj/$'462ckjhhfrd -think we're breaking up- ):8liyfkhtyaik :-$:76vutucc -no signal- o;dwaghrskkutev86'dhjk'syrea

Lantern: Oh, okay, just text me when you get better signal! :)

Night: ...I've employed an idiot. -_-

Lantern: What? I'm not an-

Lantern: Oh. OH! I only just got it! :P

LWTF

Zilla: Hey man, what's up?

Litwick: Nothing much Zilla, just tending to my garden. Why?

Zilla: HA! I fooled you! It's really me, Mage!

Litwick: Why do you have your brother's phone?

Zilla: Just kidding, it really is Zilla.

Litwick: What the hell?

Litwick: What is the point of this Zilla?

Zilla: Wow you're gullible. It actually IS Mage, sheesh.

Litwick: Stop trying to annoy me Mage!

Zilla: You really stink at this, you know?

Litwick: Let me guess, you're really Zilla?

Zilla: Nope, it's Mage! Or is it?

Litwick: ARGH! I AM SO CONFUSED! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Zilla: ;)

LWTF

Thoron: Hey Night do you want us to cook anything special for the GMAD Christmas party?

Night: Well those poopfarts from last time were delicious, we should have more of those. Oh, and the dick was so juicy! Everyone loved it!

Thoron: ...Not even gonna say anything

Night: FML. Seriously I just wanna die right now. In fact I'm already thinking about several of the most painful ways to kill my phone.

Thoron: Okay, so delicious poopfarts and juicy Christmas dick, got it.

Night: You said you weren't gonna say anything! DX

Thoron: I lied.

Thoron: And I'm a little afraid to ask what else you want.

LWTF

Zilla: You know what are really delicious? Baby black kids. They're so tender and juicy.

Mage: Still a cannibal I see. And a racist one at that. I am ashamed, brother.

Zilla: Oh shut up or I'll give you something to be ashamed about.

Mage: Wow. A cannibal, a racist AND a criminal.

Mage: I must say you're on a roll.

LWTF

Delirium: God, you were so drunk yesterday.

Phoenix: C'mon, I wasn't THAT drunk.

Delirium: You grabbed my parakeet, used a slingshot to shoot it at my hamster and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!"

Phoenix: ...Awesome! XD

Delirium: Do you know what you used for a slingshot?

Phoenix: No, what?

Delirium: MY PET SNAKE YOU FUCKHEAD!

Phoenix: ...AWESOME! XD XD XD

Delirium: ...If you weren't such intelligent conversation you would be dead now.

LWTF

Kookie: Hey, I just made some Kookie. You know how my Kookie are so good? I have a secret ingredient. You wanna know what it is?

Ace: What is it?

Kookie: Vaginal Extract. Don't tell anyone! ;)

Ace: Lol so that's what makes your Kookie so good.

Kookie: What? What was- OMG! Vanilla! Vanilla and Kookie!

Kookie: Kookie

Kookie: Kookie

Kookie: Kookie

Kookie: THAT'S IT, WHO FUCKING MADE C.O.O.K.I.E.S ON MY PHONE A SHORTCUT FOR KOOKIE?!

LWTF

3P: Life sucks.

Daemon: What's up?

3P: I just saw Aquaria masturbating with a breakfast mascot like a normal fangirl, IN MY GARDEN!

Daemon: I don't think normal people let alone fangirls masturbate with Toucan Sam and Coco the Monkey.

3P: *making out *body pillow

Daemon: Not much better, considering who's ON the body pillow.

LWTF

5: Man, my boner is so annoying!

5: I hate it! I really wanna get rid of it in the messiest way possible!

5: I wish I could just squeeze it until it breaks! Why won't you let me Litwick?

5: Litwick?

Litwick: I am officially out of this conversation.

5: Oh god, I just caught that! THIS is why I hate my phone!

LWTF

Wish: What are you and 3P doing?

Lantern: We're watching Attack of Titties. It turns out we both love this show!

Wish: I don't know whether I should be amused or disturbed.

Lantern: We were gonna do a reenactment of all our favourite parts later! You should join us!

Wish: You want me to join you in a reenactment of 'Attack of Titties'? Sorry, but I don't think I will.

Lantern: I meant Attack on Turtles

Lantern: Titans

Lantern: Wish? Hello?

LWTF

Mal: Duuuude, I told you I was okay to drive last night.

Thorn: Imbecile, I drove, you sat in the passenger's seat and steered a plastic plate.

Thorn: I've even changed your name in my contact list to 'Dumbass' in honour of the occasion.

Mal: ...

LWTF

Midnight: Geez, my morning has been so shitty already, and it's not even 8!

Phoenix: What happened?

Midnight: This morning I choked a goat and pissed in my tea.

Phoenix: Pfft, haha, lol! XD

Midnight: LOL NO...I choked on TOAST and SPILLED my tea...fucking autocorrect...this isn't helping my mood!

Phoenix: Aw, I liked the first one better!

Midnight: ...You know, on second thoughts, so do I XD

REVIEWS

Delirium68 - Here is the 'more' of which you speak.

AutumnNightmare - Was your review literally a sound of amusement? Cool.

DarkWhisperKG - Thanks! To both of you! And Dream, you are so right: NO ONE!

Litwick723 - Why thank you. I completely agree.

Animal Lover - Lol, which ones were disturbing? And those favourites of yours were pretty good ones. Don't you mean there can be serious misunderstanding if you have autocorrect?

LanternLover23 - That was what I was striving for! ;D