Treehouse of Horror: Naruto style II
A/N: I don't own Naruto or the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror.
Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto
The Simpsons belongs to Matt Groening
"Naruto...Naruto." whispered Sakura as she gently shook Naruto out of his sleep. After she had woken up form her horrible nightmare Sakura felt shaken, and although she hated to admit it, thinking that it makes her look like a little kid, she desperately wanted to sleep with someone.
Her first chose was Sasuke, but she knew that if she ever asked him he would turn her away and she was way too tired and scared to argue. And of course she didn't feel comfortable with sleeping with Kakashi sensei (since he's a grown man and she was just a little girl) so her only other chose was Naruto.
Naurto began to stir. When he turned around and opened his eyes he saw Sakura standing by his bed side, looking disturbed.
"Sakura? W-what's wrong?" he asked groggily.
"I had a bad dream. Can I sleep in you're bed?" she asked; the pled obvious in her eyes. Naruto looked slightly irritated.
"Oh come on Sakura..." he begged in a groggily tone, he was way too tired for this. But Sakura had a backup plan.
She pulled out what looked like a colorful necklace out of her pajama pocket.
"I'll give you a candy necklace." she said, hoping it would work; one microsecond later she got her answer.
Naruto snatched the candy necklace out of her hand and shoved the whole thing down his mouth and began chewing it. When he was finished he took out the string and threw it on the floor.
"Climb aboard." he said and Sakura got into bed next to him.
"Thanks Naruto." she said with a smile.
"Less talk more sleep." was Naruto's reply before he drifted of to sleep; the last thing he saw was the moon out the window
(Dream starts)
Presented for your consideration: Konohagakure an average little village, with a not-so-average monster.
In the village square, the villagers were wondering around with nervous toothy smiles saying "Happy thoughts, happy thoughts!"
The people of Konohagakure have to think happy thoughts and say happy things. Because this particular monster can read minds, and if displeased, can turn people into grotesque walking terrors.
Walking by the village was Lord Homura, one of the council members of Konohagakure who was trying his hardest to smile and think happy thoughts.
"Happy thoughts, happy thoughts," he repeated, but just couldn't keep it up.
"Boy I'm getting mighty sick of this!" but as soon as those words were said his body promptly turned into that of a dog, retaining his human head.
"Ruff ruff ruff, bow wow." he barked while strolling away.
Some where on the opposite side of the village, Team Seven was having a little morning get together at the local cafe. At that moment Naruto walked into the cafe with an innocent smile on his face.
And did I mention to you the monster is a twelve-year-old boy? Quite a twist huh? Bet you didn't see that one coming.
"Good morning!" piped Naruto cheerfully. Everybody at the table spat out whatever they were eating or drinking.
"Morning!" piped Sakura with a large nervous smile forced on her face.
"Good morning Naruto!" greeted Kakashi while pulling down his mask (because of Naruto being the way he is, wouldn't allow him to wear it anymore) to show Naruto his equally large nervous forced smile. Naruto made his way to the table to pour himself some chocolate cereal.
"Hiya Naruto! How's my best friend?" asked Sasuke with a large nervous smile on his face while giving Naruto a brotherly hug.
"Aww thanks Sasuke." replied Naruto as he returned the embrace. As he was about to eat his cereal he saw the cat that belonged to the owner of the cafe rubbing up against his leg, purring.
"Every day, same old cat. I'll make it more interesting." with that said, Naruto furrowed his brow, turning the cat into a multi-colored fire-breathing whatever.
The cat lets out a loud meow as its fire breath singes the table the team was sitting at; setting the cereal box on fire and scaring everybody.
"Ah, there. That's better." said Naruto with satisfaction in his voice.
"Much better," replied Kakashi with a nervous smile. "Oh, good! The curtains are on fire."
Kakashi ran to the curtains to put them out the near by fire extinguisher.
"It's good that you made that...awful thing, Naruto. It's really good." said Sasuke nervously with that same forced smile.
"Kids don't you think you should head down to the Academy? I think Iruka as the answers to yesterday's history test posted." said Kakashi, still putting out the burning curtains.
"Okay!" replied Naruto cheerfully as he Sasuke and Sakura made their way out of the cafe.
"I knew it! I knew Yondime should have never sealed that fox demon inside him!" Kakashi said to himself while putting out he last of the fire.
--
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura make there way inside the school bus. When on there they could see all the children bunched up in the back.
"Hi guys!" greeted Naruto cheerfully. The only response he got was Ino screaming her head of and running further to the back of the bus.
Naruto made his way towards the driver of the bus; who turned out to be Genma.
"Hey Genma sensei move over I'm driving!" said Naruto with that same smile.
"No can do little man, you see there's a rule that--" Genma stopped short as he saw Naruto's confused innocent look on his face and then he realized.
"Oh wait; you're the dude with those freaky powers right?"
The next thing they knew the bus was careening down the road with Naruto at the wheel, as the kids on the bus scream in panic. Genma was on the floor manning the pedals.
"Quite riding the break, Genma. Give it some gas man!" ordered Naruto.
"Hey this is fun isn't it?! We're gonna die aren't we?! Heh heh heh heh heh!!!" laughed Genma madly.
The bus whizzes passed Izumo and Kotetsu who were walking down the sidewalk.
"Hiya, Naruto!" they greeted with large smiles while waving at the speeding bus.
At the Academy, the over turned bus was 'parked' in front.
(Inside)
"Well, everyone the history of our village has been changed to correspond with Naruto's answers on yesterday's exam." stated Iruka, getting groans out of all the students. Iruka began reading out the answers
"Konoha was now discovered in 1942 by..." Iruka consults. "'Some long haired guy'. And our country isn't called Fire Country anymore. It's...Believe It Land".
Naruto giggles at Iruka's statement.
Over the P.A. system, Mizuki makes an announcement.
"Attention all students! Naruto Uzumaki this ones for you!"
The tune of a harmonica could be herd as Mizuki broke into song.
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rack time gal! Send me your kisses my wire, maybe my hearts on fire!"
Meanwhile, Naruto sits on his throne, attended to by Ino and Hinata. Ino was giving him sips of a chocolate shake and Hinata was fanning him with a large feather (inwardly enjoying fanning her crush) He asks Iruka to bring him the phone as he makes a quick call.
--
At Ichirakus Ramen shop everybody who was eating lunch was repeating the phrase "Happy thoughts, happy thoughts."
Teuchi hears the telephone ringing and picks it up.
"Hello, Ichiraku's...Hold on let me check." He turns to everybody in the restaurant. "Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."
Everybody in the restaurant burst out laughing.
"Ho ho, that's a good one!" laughed some random guy.
"Wait a minute..." said Teuchi suspiciously as he picked up the receiver.
--
Back at the Academy, Naruto hangs up the phone and starts laughing. Iruka forced a laugh while holding the phone.
"One more time!" came Mizuki's voice over the P.A. system as he broke into song again.
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rack time gal!"
Ino gives Naruto another sip of his chocolate shake.
"I love school." declares Naruto with a smile on his face.
Back into the cafe the owner's cat (who was still a grotesque multi-colored fire breathing whatever) meows in its sleep while accidentally singeing Pakun in the butt, who was lying nearby.
"YAOW!!" screamed Pakun while vanishing into a puff of smoke.
"Come on, make it, make it, make it, please, please, please!!" begged Sasuke as he and Sakura watched a football game on the television.
Naruto made his way into the cafe, and looked at the football game in disgust.
"I wanna watch the Simpsons!" demanded the blond. But Sasuke didn't seem to listen.
"Shut up dobe! If they make this field goal I win fifty bucks!"
Angered, Naruto looks at Sasuke with furrowed brows, and poof! The raven vanished.
Sakura looked around the room (frightened) looking for her beloved. Naruto ploped himself down on the floor to see the result of the field goal kick on TV, listening to the announcer call the play.
"The kick is up! It's looking good! The ball is turning into a raven haired emo kid!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Sasuke as he collided with the goal post, and falls to the ground.
"And it's no good! And you know what we say every time something strange happens! It's good that Naruto did that! It's very good!
Naruto smiles at this as he changes the channel to FOX.
Outside the cafe footsteps could be heard as the silhouette of a boy appears behind the curtains. The door to the cafe opens and there stood Sasuke with his head wrapped up on bandages and a sickly smile on his face. The other two kids didn't notice him entering as he quietly approached Naruto.
'Slowly, slowly don't make a sound don't even think because he can hear you're thoughts. And when he's least expecting it bash his head into the chair; end of monster...' after stupidly thinking all this, Sasuke raised a chair over his head ready to bash it against Naruto's head; killing him.
Naruto; hearing Sasuke's thoughts raises his finger and points it at Sasuke without taking his eyes off the TV.
In just one second Sasuke turned into a jack-in-the-box, complete with jester hat and all.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" screams Sasuke at what he has become.
Kakashi made his way into the cafe and was taken aback at the sight before him.
"Naruto!" he gasped in fear and in anger.
"Sakura did it." said Naruto cockily. Kakashi had had enough as he walked up behind Naruto.
"That's it young man your coming with me!" he demanded but was silenced by Naruto's furrowed brows.
"Please..." he begged with a forced nervous smile.
--
Ten minutes later the team made their way into Dr. Akira Imoto's office; who was an expert in child psychology.
"You like attention, don't you Naruto?" Dr. Imoto asked the blond who was sitting on a couch. Naruto smiled.
"Do I ever! Heh heh heh!"
"Well we all do," interjected Dr. Imoto with a satisfied smile; they were making progress.
"The only problem is that you don't care if you get good attention; say getting the highest grades in school. Or bad attention, say turning your teammate into a jack-in-the-box."
At this Dr. Imoto turned his attention to Sasuke, who was sitting in between Kakashi and Sakura nodding his springy head back and forth.
"Sasuke I see you agree with me." said Dr. Imoto.
"I'm not nodding it's the air conditioner." replied Sasuke annoyed.
"Well that's too bad, because the attention the boy craves should be coming from you," said Dr Imoto while putting his hand on a surprised Naruto's shoulder.
"I want you to spend some time with the boy. Get to know him. Be his best friend."
--
Just as the doctor said Naruto and Sasuke started spending time together (Sasuke was still a jack-in-the-box). They went to ball games, went fishing, shot cans off the fence with BB guns, went to the temple to pray, and have gone on rollercoaster's at amusement parks. And through out all of this they ended up being closer then they ever thought they could get. Almost as if they were brothers.
At the end of the week the two boys were getting ready for a sleep over. Sasuke was trying to tuck Naruto in but was having a hard time since he was still a jack-in-the-box so he had to do it with his teeth.
When he finally managed Naruto thanked him.
"Good night Naruto." said Sasuke with a smile.
"Good night Sasuke," replied Naruto as he put his hands behind his head. "You know these last few days have been really swell. I wish there was something I could do to make it up to you."
Sasuke looked down shyly.
"Well...if you wanted to you could give me my body back..." Naruto sat up.
"You got it." with that Naruto stared at Sasuke; not with furrowed brows but with a warm smile on his face and eyes. With a loud POP, Sasuke was back to normal.
Sasuke in astonishment looked over his body to make sure everything was were it should be. Satisfied he pulled Naruto into a brotherly hug.
"Thanks dobe." he said.
"I love you Sasuke." said Naruto as he returned the hug.
"I love you too Naruto." with that Sasuke lend in and kissed Naruto on the forehead.
(Dream ends)
Poor Naruto woke up screaming his head off.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"