"So where are we going?" asked Mario

"To one of the scariest places in America... GAMESTOP (or if you dont have gamestop just imagine that every instance of gamestop is instead E.B. Games)!1!" Laura repleid with fear in her voice.

"Da fuks a gamestop?" Mario asked because exposition i guess.

"An evil place. They sell things like blood of the innocent, porn, very used tissues, burt bacon... and they stole my panties." replied Laura

"Okay... and they kidnaped Zelda right?" mario asked

"Yeah sure. (Im gonna kill all those bastareds)." Laura's eyes sethed with rage

They continued on there way to the gamestop that was located in scenic where ever (hell it could even be by you) when suddenly Mario saw something. It was Paul Simon.

"OH YIS!" Mario creamed "PAUL SIMON"

Paul was entering the Gamestop that our heroes were on thier way too.

"He just entered the gamestop!" Laura restated

There was a man at the enterence of the Gamestop. As Mario and Laura walked up the the enterence the man stood in front of the door.

"Wristband, my man, you've got to have a wristband. If you don't have a wristband, you don't get through the door." The man said

"Wristband... what wristband?" Laura asked

"I cant explain it to you, you just have to have a wristband, and if you don't have a wristband, you don't get through the door." The man said

More people entered the Gamestop, all of them having wristbands. The two asked one of them about the wristbands.

"Sir, how did you get that wristband?" Laura asked

"Who me? I got through the deluxe edition of Super Mario Party." the man repleid

"Super Mario Party? Nintendo just doesn't keep me updated anymore." said Mario

"Wait, are you... oh mah gawd... HEY EVERYONE. ITS MARIO"

Suddenly, hundreds of peole surronded the two asking questions like "Why does Color Splash exist?" and "WHAT KIND OF SALAD DO YOU LIKE?!". Mario seeing this a way to get a wristband says that he will give an autograph to who ever gives him a wristband.

"TAKE IT, NOW SIGN MY ASS!" A large woman screamed.

Mario, being a man of his word, takes out his pen. The woman dropped her pants revealing a thong and everything else. Mario tried not to breath because raw sewage smelled better. Mario signed her ass, dropped the pen, took the wristband and the two ran into the Gamestop. Mario threw off his gloves as they were no longer usable on plumbing. Finnaly, they were so close. Stay tuned for scenes from the next exciting episode of Super Mario World: A Blast From De Past